Brutal 💀

Of all the things that absolutely did not happen…

But what about the Strait of Hormuz…

Hahahahahahahahaha

Act nicely and well to stop the killing…

Has anyone asked any of the former Presidents if they needed or wanted a ballroom at the White House?

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It’s the People’s House. The People have standing.

He’s going to keep starting wars so he can end them to fluff his numbers.

To punish the Pope, the Antichrist in Chief cut $11M from Catholic Charities.

Sure, the President is insane, everything costs more, we’re at war, and America is a laughing stock, but at least your MAGA relatives feel better about the genitalia of the person in the bathroom stall next to them.

JD should be excommunicated from the Catholic Church for taking part in this.

If he can’t be Jesus, this is the next best thing…

JD should be excommunicated from the Catholic Church for taking part in this.

The WH staged an event where Trump tipped $100 to a MAGA septuagenerian pretending to DoorDash so she could “save enough for her husband’s cancer treatments”. They honestly thought it would be the feel good story everyone needed. That’s how spectacularly tone deaf they are.

Sir…

His week is off to a great start.

He’s fine. Everything is fine.

That’s unfortunate.

Fucking insanity. He’s so unwell…

Trump making Venezuela great again.

Terrifying! Every bump would stop your heart. They’re so incredibly brave. 🇺🇸

Save this clip for the next time joe rogan pretends to be horrified by what Trump is doing 🤔

Weird war, where the winner gets skyrocketing gas prices, inflation and market crashes while the loser gets control over 20% of global oil flow.

Terrifying! Every bump would stop your heart. They’re so incredibly brave. 🇺🇸

This is rich…

The IRGCs military is intact and they will never partner with the US on an illegal toll venture in the Straight if Hormuz and the regime hasn’t changed, it’s more extreme. The straight will be open when Iran decides it’s open and who can pass. Hands down, we lost. Stop the gaslighting…

Hey United States! Pay close attention to what’s happening in Hungary. They tried authoritarianism and found out it’s terrible and only benefits the uber wealthy. What’s happening there is a crystal ball for what’s ahead here if we don’t get rid of these nutters in the White House and Congress!

America could have fast trains and roads without potholes, but instead, we’re buying votes for a Hungarian autocrat….

Children go to bed hungry every night in America, but at least we’ll have this enormous pile of shit to look at…

It’s refreshing to see democrats giving the benefit of the doubt to the victim and not rushing to the abusers defense.

It’s refreshing to see democrats giving the benefit of the doubt to the victim and not rushing to the abusers defense.

Children go to bed hungry every night in America, but at least we’ll have this enormous pile of shit to look at…

America could have fast trains and roads without potholes, but instead, we’re buying votes for a Hungarian autocrat….

Iran holds ALL the cards. They’re controlling the worlds oil supply and making more money than they ever anticipated they could and as itchy as his nuke finger is, the world isn’t going to let him do it.

Oh hey, just the President and his parasites casually benefiting off the war he started…

Absolutely nobody: Melania Trump: Jeffrey Epstein. Never met him.

The US is technologically inferior. BYD's new 'Blade Battery 2.0' can add 400 km range in 5 minutes (70% charge) or full (97% charge) in 9 minutes. If the US invested in infrastructure for people instead of war, like China does, we could also fill our electric car batteries up at 1500kW stations.

You all have that “friend”. The one you don’t trust. The one who covets your stuff and is always asking to borrow money. The one constantly pulling you into their toxic drama and getting you in trouble. The one you should have walked away from years ago, but you feel bad coz they’d be all alone.

Somebody’s getting hangry…

Trying to hide the details of the failure doesn’t negate the fact that he failed, bigly, and the entire world is laughing…

So, it was just a concept of a ceasefire?

This slaps.

Welp

Trying to hide the details of the failure doesn’t negate the fact that he failed, bigly, and the entire world is laughing…

If the goal of this war was to spend billions, kill civilians, change an international waterway into a pay-to-pass strait, sever ties with allies, make America the laughing stock of the world, and claim victory for a ceasefire that doesn’t actually exist, the Trump administration has succeeded.

Is he gonna invite Iran to the White House for winning the war?

The United States should be labeled as a terrorist organization.