They're about to shut down the government to protect the Epstein Files from disclosure. Whatever is in the files must be so unhinged as to be beyond imagination.

I guess the rapture didn’t happen because I’m still here. Unless………

I hope that Tylenol sues the f*ck out of the orange menace. #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

I see chemtrails…🤔

I would imagine that the day after a failed rapture prediction is pretty awkward for some.

Happy rapture day again!

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

Overheard a lady telling a girl that we used to have these fabric towel dispensers in the bathrooms to dry our hands on, and how the towel would go around and just automatically come out clean and she could never figure out how they were doing it 🤦🏻‍♀️ It hurt my brain to listen to

If you value your freedom & your life, stay out of America

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

My mom asked if I'd heard about Jimmy Kimmel. She's worried. She told me to leave my devices at home if I went to the States. Why is my mom worried about me being punished for speaking my mind? Because the Nazis occupied her country when she was a child. She's been here before.

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Too bad they’re not as upset about an actual lynching as they were about Charlie Kirk

For those of you who have been looking into that very bizarre/dangerous “Expose Charlie’s Murderers” website, I’ve got a piece coming in a couple hours that raises a whole lot of questions about who might be behind it and who they might be connected to.

What's happening with Jimmy Kimmel is about politics and power.

Next week’s New Yorker cover.

It’s pretty crazy that this administration wants to charge minors as adults, but not adults for abusing minors.

1. At Charlie Kirk's vigil just now, DNI Tulsi Gabbard just invoked MLK Jr.'s line, "Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that." She insisted Kirk "lived" by that line. Unclear how Kirk would've felt about that comparison, since he decried MLK as “awful” and "not a good person."

The same people who are saying that the left promotes violence and lacks empathy wanted to feed people to alligators not too long ago

The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.

I wrote about the groypers and the Fuentes-Kirk fight years ago, in Hate in the Homeland. Cautioning here that there is still a lot to know about the shooter’s motivation, I’m sharing these two paragraphs here to set the history of this fight in context:

Charlie Kirk was killed by an alleged Groyper who are led by Nick Fuentes. There are two groups of cis white males with extreme alt-right beliefs clashing with each other. Charlie died at the hands of gang violence.

Yes, quite.

True Story. 👇

We’re about to find out whether the corporate media knows that groypers are right-wing.

WE ARE NOT THE SAME! Stephen Miller said that Kirk's last message to him was a call to dismantle radical left organizations fomenting violence across the US and he will make this happen in Kirk's name. Right extremists were responsible for 75% of all extremist murders in the US from 2013 till now. 🤨

MSNBC fired Matthew Dowd for saying "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words, which then lead to hateful actions" Then he apologized He was still fired by MSNBC I understand why-his statement sounds like he blames Kirk for the shooting But he never advocated for killing people Like Kilmeade did

MAGA: “We don’t know who did it but we know exactly who to blame.”

Bomb threats against the Maryland General Assembly. Bomb threats against the Michigan lieutenant governor and his family. Bomb threats against 5 HBCUs. Two arrests for violent assaults in Idaho. In 24 hours. All Democratic or left-leaning victims. All suspected MAGA perpetrators.

Me, sitting in America, watching Brazil hold Bolsonaro accountable for his attempted coup

I hate when that happens….

Donald Trump’s face is drooping as bad as Sarah Huckabee Sander’s eye

Nope, don’t know him….

As vain as Trump is, I would think that he would get rid of this, but I assume that he keeps it around so he can grab it whenever he wants.

Droopy Dozing Don is melting

Today is a good day to not forget about the Epstein files. So is tomorrow.

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

Ironically, Charlie played a narrative of support for what happened to him.

Fastball?

“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”. -Charlie Kirk

They’re going to use Charlie Kirk’s death as a way to start a Civil war, aren’t they?

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

Let’s not forget that earlier this year, Utah Republicans passed a "Campus Carry" law, which allows anyone 18 and older to carry a firearm, either openly or concealed, on college campuses as long as they hold a valid Concealed Weapon Permit