If a Democrat was president on an election year with February jobs numbers like this coming out in March, Republicans and legacy media would chew their own lips off. Fox news would have 2 hour 'Jobs Crisis' specials every night.

Trump (Malignant Dullard) will categorically pardon any Republican convicted of taking bribes or any Republican who had his lines tapped with approval of a judge to law enforcement. The DOJ is crippled because of it. Trump's crime wave has become the entire GOP's crime wave.

Headline: The U.S. economy has unexpectedly lost 92,000 jobs, adding to deep concerns about government leadership that cannot foresee repercussions of current actions. Well, duh. Republicans are what you'd call malignant dullards.

Q: Did the DOW tank by more than a thousand points today? A: Yes.

You'd think Republicans would be mad about political insider trading going on in the Republican party in Montana. But red state voters have been sucking evil dick for so long they'll probably do nothing about it. Cowards.

That dirty Montana Senate seat funneling scam is just the foulest, most ugly thing ever! This is political insider trading.

Remember when the Republican head of the FBI gave the go ahead to tap the lines of a top Democrat scheming to trade off a Senate seat and he was put in prison. Now we have a scheme to funnel a Senate seat in Montana to a selected Republican. Investigation? Probably not. Why? Corruption.

Republican U.S. Sen. Steve Daines of Montana dropped his bid for a third term on Wednesday in a surprise withdrawal just minutes before a filing deadline. Montana U.S. Attorney Kurt Alme, also a Republican, entered the race shortly before the state’s deadline. Money involved? Prison for everybody.

A GOP Senator chose his own successor.[They] appear to have executed a dirty scheme in which the senator waited until literally minutes remained before the filing deadline. He then ended his re-election bid, thus allowing his handpicked choice to file the paperwork to succeed him. Astoundingly evil

Trump thought long and hard about who would replace Kristi Noem and finally said, “What if we just hired the angriest gym teacher?”

The cost for the US to push war against Iran so far: At least a billion dollars a day. Number of Republicans asking where the hell that money is going to come from? zero

Dog murderer and queen of Putz Kristi Noem has been fired. Trump promises to keep the drumbeat of hate and corruption going.

As long as the Republican party exists... There will always be another federalized crime wave attacking all of our allies and looking for whatever they can steal.

Kristi Noem tied up in an almost quarter billion dollar ad campaign where an 8 day old company took the project? That's a blatant Scam-O right there. Then you see her flippin' her stupid hair on a horse. They could have shot that with a cellphone and it wouldn't have been any better. Fraud.

What political calculus will Republicans in power choose during this election year? GOP: 'Lets cover up sex crimes with war crimes!'

🤣😂😂🤣🤣 Bobo the bungler

Headline: Trump officials face scathing scrutiny as thousands of Americans are stranded in war zone. They are hopeless dullards. All they were thinking about was how much whipped cream to put in their next espresso.

On this day in 1963 singer Patsy Cline was killed in a plane crash.

Texas is tilting blue in large part because Latinos are dropping Republican macho lies and turning towards the Dems. Turns out concentration camps and murderous ethnic cleansing doesn't play well for non white voters. Go figure.

“more troops will likely die. i don’t get bored. ooh look! curtains!” - PO(tu)S

Headline: Trump advisers work to mitigate a political nightmare on Iran as president fuels messaging chaos What are they going to do? Practice clawing at their own necks while saying Joe Biden did it?

The House Oversight panel has voted to subpoena AG Pam Bondi in Epstein probe. Baby steps

Q: Did Trump admit there were no evacuation plans for American citizens abroad, because 'it all happened very quickly'? A: Yes. He's a complete idiot and not one single person around him has any clue how events effect other events.

MTN reporter to Trump: 'How do you respond to people who say reporters should stop asking you questions because you are a compulsive liar and you're opinion is worthless.'

So Trump took billions in crypto bribes from Iran and then attacked them anyways. Oh, wait. The country that bribed Trump got a free pass from being violently attacked. Who would have figured it.

Self outed Nazi Elon Musky-Smell has taken the stand in Twitter shareholder trial accusing him of deflating stock before purchase. And Martha Stewart went to prison for what now?

This is the very definition of 'a war of choice' by Trump and Netanyahu. You can't just bomb entrenched corruption out of a country.

Republican obsession with the price of eggs and gas was nothing but another of their legacy media enabled psycho games.

The main reason Trump could never have a pet is because he couldn't risk having his sadistic temperament exposed.

Let's make one thing clear. It's obvious that Trump gave Kristi Noem the DHS gig because she shot a dog in the head not in spite of it. She put a gun to the dog's head and pulled the trigger and it made trump happy. She got the job because she showed intrinsic sadism. That's Trump's happy place.

James Talarico has defeated Jasmine Crockett to win the Democratic primary in a closely watched Texas Senate race. Texas is getting a lot of attention. If Democrats can topple Texas...

Headline: Texas Rep. Steve Toth will defeat GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw in a primary upset. That Crenshaw guy had a way of getting on everybody's nerves.

Q: Is America producing more oil than any country in the history of planet Earth? Yes, as of 2024–2026, the United States is producing more oil than any country in history largely because of earthquake inducing fracking. And the wages of greed shall darken the sky.

On this day in 1789 the U.S. Constitution went into effect. ...and a republic if you can keep it.

being here can hurt a lot sometimes. But the existence of mortal creatures splits infinity into pieces, creating multiple eternities in the process.

Blowing bubbles at sparklers. Has anyone tried that?

Old evil white men who want to burn the world down before they check out. Maybe not the best choice for leaders.

A democratic candidate just won in the *checks notes* Arkansas state house special election. Flip from R to D.

Trump (Pooped his Pants in France) says he wants to cut off all trade with Spain. What? Spain is a wonderful country. New rule: Trump has to apologize for the last 40,000 lies he's told before he can speak to any media outlet.

There are now credible reports that thousands of weapons are pouring into western Iran with the goal of arming anti hardline government groups. Oh, the web is getting tangled now.

Hillary would have been one hell of a President. It must rub Trump raw knowing that she actually beat him with the popular vote. Just the fact that she was not only more qualified, more popular, but also smarter than this jackass, pedophile president

Headline: Starmer secretly calls Trump a wanky knob fluffer under his breath. Says his muffins are burnt. Totally real headline. Pretty sure.

Father of Georgia school shooter found guilty of murder as jury concludes deliberations. Huge result. This is a good day for people being held responsible when they let their kids get access to guns.

Trump not only ran for office on the promise that he would not start a war in Iran, he highlighted it as a core element of the identity of Republicans. MAGA = hypocrites

Incontinence Hotline: Please hold... --The Internet

Any countries on the Board of Peace now evacuating Americans? Remember that Trump is explicitly listed as a child rapist in the Epstein files.

On this day in 1991 Rodney King was beaten by Los Angeles police. And if the attack wasn't videotaped, police lies would have never been exposed.

Headline: WAR ESCALATES WHEN IRAN ATTACKS US EMBASSY IN SAUDI ARABIA The Trump sadism scam: Cause stress, conflict or destruction. Then try to profit personally from the misery he makes.

Trump is now responsible for the stock market crashing more than ten times. If a Democrat president did that Republican Pedo Protectors would chew their own lips off.