Not to sound conspiratorial, but how about some handwriting analysis on all the “chatty bullets” this FBI seems to be finding lately?

A true "radical Antifa leftist" wouldn't have written Anti-ICE, they would have written FUCK ICE and not shot the detainees

Oh boy. Looming hurricanes right before a likely government shut down. That seems fun.

So they didn’t all get Raptured yesterday. Bummer.

I just finished the book I was reading so I’m looking for something new to read. The Epstein Files sound interesting. When will those be released?

I’ve made an important decision. I’m going to have a caprese sandwich on ciabatta for lunch. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If you don’t test for hunger the numbers go down…

This is an uncontrolled marked crosswalk across 7 lanes. MD SHA will tell you that paint, alone, does not make a crossing safe. And yet they leave Einstein High School students to cross here, protected only by paint.

Washington, D.C. is debuting a new monument: a 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein holding hands. The installation appeared early today, courtesy of an anonymous group known as The Secret Handshake. (Daily Beast)

If you’re wondering how batshit bananas he has to be to claim, without any evidence, that Tylenol causes autism, let’s not forget his other proclamations: “Windmills cause cancer” “Injecting bleach cures Covid” “UV light cures Covid” “Summer cures Covid” “Covid will get bored and go away”

I give zero fucks about why people are on the autism spectrum, but I do know that Tylenol is not a factor. Now that we’ve clear that up, let’s talk about how to best support folks on the autism spectrum. The WHOLE spectrum.

Ok, hear me out. You know those little kid shopping carts at grocery stores that let toddlers feel like they’re helping? What if we made a little kid Nobel Prize and “awarded” it to Trump?

US of NRA

My daughter and her friend just made a cookie that looks like Peter Griffin, in case you wondered how the youth of America are doing.

His face looks really puffy. What’s up with that? Facial puffiness can be a medication side effect, particularly steroids.

Remember to shave your legs before the Rapture so you’re ready to hook up with heavenly hotties!

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Y’all can rapture tomorrow. I’ve got other plans.

But when Jimmy Kimmel is authentically himself, the president throws a tantrum. Got it.

MCPS: A few schools dominate the most in-demand programs, like how RM, Churchill, and Wooton kids get the most seats at the Richard Montgomery IB magnet. Also MCPS: We have designed system that ensures that RM, Wooton, and Churchill kids can COMPLETELY dominate the Richard Montgomery IB magnet!

MCPS: A few schools dominate the most in-demand programs, like how RM, Churchill, and Wooton kids get the most seats at the Richard Montgomery IB magnet. Also MCPS: We have designed system that ensures that RM, Wooton, and Churchill kids can COMPLETELY dominate the Richard Montgomery IB magnet!

Y’all think the Rapture is coming on Rosh Hashanah? Really? Yeah, push that back a week and change and maybe you’ll be right.

New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

Erika Kirk seems like the secret love child of Nancy Mace and Tammy Faye Bakker.

"Homan indicated he would facilitate securing contracts for them in exchange for money once he was in office... "On Sept. 20, 2024, with hidden cameras recording the scene at a meeting spot in Texas, Homan accepted $50,000 in bills..." www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

Maybe I should start wearing colored eyeliner. Something vibrant. Jewel tones.

Dutch late night TV has its take

The prosecutor is being fired for following the law. Let that sink in.

Trump’s “victory” at the grocery store? A joke. Eggs, chicken, OJ, bacon, bread, coffee: every staple is climbing. Families feel the squeeze while his tariff taxes drive #Trumpflation. He didn’t win on groceries and he’s making sure you *lose* at the checkout line.

Is this what you MAGA morons voted for? War on your friends , neighbors, family? Bc they won’t stop at Black or brown or some other ethnicity they deem unworthy, they will come after every one of us. FU to people who just couldn’t bring themselves to vote for a highly qualified woman of color.

This is for the MoCo/MCPS folks.

Van Hollen: "Those who cave in -- those like ABC who cave in -- what they do is give the bully an even bigger appetite. When they appease they bully, they put all of us at risk."

ok my most tinfoil hat health theory is that the reason melania has reemerged and is always holding hands with him now is because he needs it to walk in a straight line

Survivors of the crimes of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell respond to FBI director Patel’s testimony:

The constitution begs to differ.

If you value your money more than your principles, you don’t have principles. You just have greed.

I wish I had some Ben & Jerry’s.

I’m so very tired. I’m not stopping. But I’m so very tired.

Quick! Someone ask Meghan McCain what HER FATHER John McCain would have said about this. I’d do it but she blocked me years ago. Can’t remember why. Also, can’t care.

White women, you too can fail upwards

Civil rights attorneys say that people listed on the “Charlie’s Murderers” website—who were subject to death threats and in some cases lost their jobs—may have a case for defamation

Last week, a Fox News host said homeless people should be involuntarily euthanized. Last night, Jimmy Kimmel made a joke about MAGA. Guess which of them got fired?

Fossils on parade.

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

Damn it. First Marge, then Megyn. Now I agree with ol’ knitted brow himself? What’s happening? 😩

If you value your money more than your principles, you don’t have principles. You just have greed.

This is so messed up.

David Frum on Jimmy Kimmel: "This is not cancel culture because it's not culture. It's state repression. It's an order from the government. Here is the script, you must read, if you do not read it, you will be taken off the air."