“So you’re not here for my political bullshit, you’re here for the music. Do you fucking understand our fucking lyrics?” Imagine being MAGA and going to a Circle Jerks show and not understanding what Keith Morris songs are about —since Reagan.

Trump "Survivor" works better....

My chances of ever coming across a $250 bill with Trump’s face on it are low, but if I do, the chances of me defacing it are extremely high.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

Tom Steyer says Farallon is ancient history. But his 2024 tax return still lists a Farallon-linked passive investment. He may not run the hedge fund anymore, but he’s still making money from it. And Farallon’s 2026 SEC filing shows fossil fuel-linked holdings.

Guess who was shitposting at 5:52am while studying for his cognitive exam?

THIS 👇 HERE TOO.......

When Spencer Pratt loses his mayoral bid in Los Angeles, I look forward to following the next phase of his political journey by closely tracking all the meaningful civic work he’ll undoubtedly devote himself to once there are no cameras around or donors to court.

The level of disdain Spencer Pratt has for the unhoused is disgusting. And if you’re fine with this kind of talk, I don’t want to know you. Pratt: “They’re not homeless. They’re drug addicts. They are choosing to be on the streets because they want to do drugs…They want to have animals to abuse.”

Seeing Meghan McCain attempt to throw shade at someone else’s career is really quite something.

Who wore it better?

This is fucking great

Gabbard resigns as Trump's top US intelligence official Tulsi Gabbard said on Friday she is resigning from her job as ​Trump's DNI, saying her husband had been ‌diagnosed with a rare form of bone cancer and that she was stepping away from her role to help him. www.reuters.com/world/us/gab...

Donald Trump scored a 96% approval rating at a dementia care facility. After an audit, almost all the residents explained that they thought they were voting for FDR.

Tom Steyer has smoke for Xavier Becerra every day, but suddenly goes mute on Steve Hilton and his buddy Bianco. Weird. XB isn’t just living rent-free in Tom’s head. He’s got the master suite. ⚠️Return your ballot by 8 pm June 2 caearlyvoting.sos.ca.gov

bank robber seeks praise for leaving a couple gold bars behind

Let's be clear: Trump's slush fund creates a loyal militia of insurrectionists who are ready to break the law on his behalf and who will be PAID for their loyalty with your taxpayer money. There are no words left to describe the corruption we are witnessing.

Fetterman floated himself as the 2028 Dem VP pick and his own staff responded with “are you out of your f***ing mind?” Sir, when the people who work FOR you are saying that to your FACE, maybe take the hint. #USDemocracy #Pinks www.mediaite.com/politics/are...

As a Black man and lifelong Democrat, it’s crazy to me that panels are trying to analyze the DNC Autopsy and what went wrong in the 107 days leading up to the 2024 election without including any POC in the conversation. Especially if they’re talking about “woke” politics. Miss me with that shit.

There are conflicting reports on the white nationalist reparations kitty, so let’s get the numbers right. It’s not a billion dollar slush fund. It’s not $1.7B as I’ve seen reported. It’s not $1.8B. It’s $1.776 billion. As in, “Today is 1776!” They’re laughing at us bc they know nobody will stop them

The proper headline here is CHARGES DISMISSED DUE TO DOJ MISCONDUCT www.cnn.com/2026/05/21/u...

Wow! This man shouldn’t be anywhere near a courtroom, let alone a custody case. Some folks can wear a suit and still sound like the ugliest part of American history.

Can't thank Stephen Colbert enough for the decades of laughs he's given us. He's been positively therapeutic in these troubled times & I can't wait to see what he does next! 👀 (plus, he let me sit behind his desk) 🙏

The Former Prince, the Brave American Girl and the Eight Missing Russian Teens open.substack.com/pub/lisapodc...

Just to be clear — white nationalists who were convicted of felony conspiracy are getting reparations before Black people. Republicans are cool with this. Vote accordingly.

Apologies to the older folks we used to judge for eating dinner at 5 and being in bed by 9. You guys were really on to something.

🔥 SPRINGSTEEN: "I’m here to support Stephen Colbert, the first guy who lost his show because a president can't take a joke - and the Ellisons feel they need to kiss his ass… small-minded people with no idea what freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about." 🇺🇸

Donald Trump is not a Christian. He’s not a Republican. He’s a con man.

NEW: An $11,000 golf cart. More than $7,000 on TV subscriptions. $1.5 million in office renovations. Those were among the expenses that one sheriff’s office billed to a settlement aimed at rooting out racial profiling in the department. With @azluminaria.org

I support this effort. We all should ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼

Knights of Molino. I’m obsessed.

Funny. We know essentially nothing about what happened here, yet Hollywood is already making a movie about it. Sounds legit... Michael Bay To Direct True Story On Largest Rescue Mission In American History To Save Two Downed Pilots In Iran deadline.com/2026/05/mich...

I hope he has the worst season of his career.

Let's not forget , in America we have the right of free speech.

The DOJ will indict one man over something that happened 30 years ago as a pretext for invading Cuba, but it won’t indict *any* men Jeffrey Epstein trafficked girls to as recently as 7 years ago as a pretext for protecting those men. Time to remove the word “Justice” from the department’s name.

Great. Then it's time you paid reparations to the descendants of slavery, and to the Native Americans who had their land stolen from them.

Well, they were beating police officers and spreading their own feces in the Capitol, so...🤷🏾

The results are in. Congratulations Jeffrey Epstein, I guess. 😳

I see your outrage over Helen of Troy not being cast ethnically and raise you the cast of The Gods of Egypt.

I hope more Republicans step up to denounce this theft.

A big win for the United States of Israel tonight 🤨

The Helen of Troy controversy is ridiculous. It’s not history, it’s fiction. How many real historical figures get whitewashed by Hollywood? Why’s that’s ok? Also, in Xena: Warrior Princess, Helen was portrayed by a Black woman, and that was in the 90s! How is inclusive casting a scandal in 2026?

We’re heading into another consequential election and—all of a sudden—Elon is hanging with his pedo buddy again. Probably just a coincidence.

When journalists are asking elected officials about the $1.8 Billion theft, thy need to call it what it is. A slush fund for pardoned convicted insurrectionists.

Filing under Crimes Against Humanity

Just asking.

Does that mean he will finally release his tax returns to the public since the audits are stopping.

Finally, a gender reveal where nothing untoward happens..

Today's movie is a classic film from a legendary director. Join me as we breakdown John Carpenter's homage to Night of the Living Dead/Rio Bravo in Assault on Precinct 13!

We have long passed the moment when the bully should have been punched in the face of this timeline.