We should cancel April fools this year. There is no prank topping our reality. At this point we deserve a ‘just kidding’ from the universe.

The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit…

Imagine telling the world that you're liberating the women of Iran and one of the first things you do is blow up a school full of girls. Extraordinary.

The death toll at the girls' primary school Israel attacked in Iran has risen to 148 dead and 42 wounded. Most of those killed were between the ages of 7 and 12.

If l go missing tell my family to call Candace Owens. She'll find me in two episodes!

Trump plans to meet with the families of the six killed American service members to remind them in person how utterly spectacular his ballroom will be.

Trump: "Spain has been terrible. I told Scott to cut off all dealings with Spain. They said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it." So Trump views Spain in the same manner that he does women?

Me: drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet World leaders:

You cannot bury the Epstein files under Iran’s rubble.

Dear Iran: 26.6771° N 80.0370° W

The Royal Family are said to be devastated after Andrew's car crash next Wednesday.

8 year olds are CHILDREN. 9 year olds are CHILDREN. 10 year olds are CHILDREN. 11 year olds are CHILDREN. 12 year olds are CHILDREN. 13 year olds are CHILDREN. 14 year olds are CHILDREN. 15 year olds are CHILDREN. 16 year olds are CHILDREN. 17 year olds are CHILDREN. there are no “underaged girls”

WTF!! America…where the president gets away with racism! Trump just posted a video of President Obama and Michelle Obama portraying Black people as monkeys! Racism in its ugliest form! Trump didn't make America racist... He made racists feel comfortable enough to show their racism in public!

Billie Eilish slams ICE during Grammy win - “As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”

How stupid do you have to be to still be a Trump supporter at this point?

Trump is going to do whatever he can to declare martial law before November 3rd, so there won't be any midterms, and it doesn’t matter if it means igniting a Civil War or dragging the US into conflicts with other countries.

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was attacked in a town hall. The way she squared up and held her ground. I love how she went after him like a badass. She was going to take him out!! 🔥

Americans are dying because Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files.

The Norwegian Prime Minister’s response to the letter sent by the Trump White House ⬇️

Andrew Tate when his opponent isn't female!

I really need the whole Trump blowing Bill Clinton thing to be true because that would actually matter to his supporters, while the accusations of him being a pedophile rapist don't seem to have any impact! ‼️‼️‼️

OMG!! COURIER has turned Epstein’s 20,000-file dump into a searchable database. Trump’s name popped up in 1,628 documents. ⬇️

The people on the Epstein list did not "have sex" with minors; they RAPED THEM. More specifically: they raped CHILDREN. Wording MATTERS.

OMG! YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP! In a resurfaced video from 2023, Pete Hegseth said that Biden needs to be held accountable for "handling classified documents flippantly". Now, Hegseth has leaked classified info in TWO separate Signal group chats. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Pete Hegseth shared details of Yemen strikes in a SECOND Signal group chat that included his wife and brother! Pete Hegseth needs to go.

Trump:"I know words; I know the best words. I'm a very stable genius. I know more than these politicians. I know more about the economy than anyone! The truth is I'm actually a modest person, very modest!!” 🧠

BREAKING: ‼️‼️‼️ Trump just admitted that he folded on tariffs because people were getting "yippy" and "afraid.” WTAF!!!!🤯

JD VANCE JUST SHUT THE F#%K UP!!!! “Arrogant and rude as always.” JD Vance insults an entire nation, calling Chinese citizens “peasants”. China lashes back.

And there you have it!! China just punched back with another 84% tariff on US goods in response to Trump's 104% tariffs! Trump is gonna bankrupt US farmers. He needs to be STOPPED!!

WHITE HOUSE MANIPULATING MARKETS! This morning, the White House dispatched Kevin Hassett to hint at a potential 90-day suspension of tariffs — markets surge! Then, surprise! They walk it back! Markets tank! 🔁Pump 💸Dump 🚨Corrupt

Trump: "Obama ought to get off the golf course...He played more golf last year than Tiger Woods." ⛳️

HANDS OFF protests are underway today across the US as people rise up against the Trump-Musk regime. 💙

I absolutely refuse to believe it. There is no way Russell Brand is a comedian.

Trump's Big, Beautiful Brain Takes on the Word "Groceries"🤦🏼‍♀️

CORY BOOKER IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE on the Senate floor. If you're not watching, you need to watch: LIVE RIGHT NOW! This is the kind of momentum Democrats need!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Happy Mother's Day to all the mums out there. And all the stepmums, the aunts and sisters and grandmothers and friends and all the women who are mothers stand in for whatever reason. Enjoy.. it's your day!

‘Tesla Takedown’ protests took place yesterday throughout the US and Europe on ‘Global Day of Action’ against Elon Musk’s role with DOGE! 🔥🔥🔥

YES!! Prime Minister Carney!! YES!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 "The old relationship we had with the United States, based on deepening integration of our economies and tight security and military cooperation, is over." Oh dear Donald, I think Canada just broke up with you!

What The Actual F#%k!!!! Reporter: "Should the Defense Secretary.." MTG: What country are you from? Reporter: From the UK MTG: “OK, we don't give a crap about your opinion and your reporting. Why don't you go back to your country?” What an absolute disgrace!!

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING The Atlantic Editor in chief Jeffrey Goldberg has released the Signal war plans text thread! Sure looks like classified information to me!!! ⬇️

Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth accidentally added a reporter into a group chat where Trump officials were discussing top-secret military war plans! Also Pete Hegseth: “Under the previous administration, we looked like fools. Not anymore.” 🤦🏼‍♀️

LEWIS HAMILTON WINS HIS FIRST VICTORY FOR FERRARI 🏆

Is this what Elon meant to say?

Elon Musk faces more misery as Tesla forced to recall 46,000 Cybertrucks over detaching panels. ⬇️

Trump says he was being a 'bit sarcastic' when he promised to end Russia-Ukraine war in 24 hours. ⬇️