Every piece of Mamdani news is like: NEWS: Mamdani has gifted a puppy to every NYC citizen!

Trump’s negotiating skills are fucking incredible. After months of talks, he’s almost reached a deal to stop a nuclear bomb that never existed and reopen the Strait of Hormuz, which was already open.

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani signed an executive order suspending bedtime rules during the Knicks’ Finals run, allowing children to stay up late and watch the games. ❤️🤣

How stupid do you have to be to still be a Trump supporter at this point?

Occupy Democrats : BREAKING: UNWELL! Trump had another mental health episode yesterday and posted over 50 times online:

The first reporter who responds to Trump’s “You’re a terrible reporter” with “You’re a terrible president” deserves a Pulitzer on the spot.

Trump has sued over jokes, tweets, and news stories, but not once over accusations of severe crimes against minors.

What in the uncoordinated chicken legs am I looking at?

At some point in the future, I believe we are going to find out that Donald Trump actually lost all three elections and never really secured more than 15-20% of the vote in any election.

The most fitting group to play for the Freedom 250 concert would be the string quartet from the Titanic.

The removal might just be the most attended event at the Kennedy center since Trump took over.

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus.

Donald Trump is not a Christian. RFK Jr. is not a doctor. Pete Hegseth is not a war hero. Ears don't grow back.

I forgot that Trump likes to bomb countries over three day weekends.

Donald Trump will launch a war on Cuba to distract attention from his war on Iran, which distracted attention from his war on Venezuela, which distracted attention from the Epstein files.

Grandpa saying that his own son is someone he’s known for a long time is probably enough internet for today. 🥴 Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

Midterm elections are coming up. All of a sudden, Donald and Elon are best friends again!

Donald Trump is not a Christian. He’s not a Republican. He’s a con man.

Do you think that Elon Musk interfered in the 2024 presidential election?

The most dangerous thing Trump exposed wasn't corruption. It was how comfortable America became watching it happen in public.

Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

WTH! Right wing “musicians” are the gift that keeps on giving…

President Xi giving Trump rose seeds—after he and Melania destroyed the White House rose garden with a giant concrete slab—is unbelievably petty. I'm here for it.

Zohran Mandani is consistently proving that if your politicians wanted to help you, they absolutely could.

WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAYS HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT AMERICANS FINANCIAL SITUATION. ITS TIME TO GET RID OF HIM.

#DogsAtPollingStations 💚

Seeing children being forced to interact with Donald Trump is revolting to me in every possible way.

I think politicians should start wearing sponsor jackets like F1 drivers, so we can see who owns them.

Trump is temporary. The damage he’s doing is permanent.

Did you know Joe Biden was such a powerful president that he’s still running things 470 days into Trump’s term?

Tomorrow my daughter will cast her vote for the very first time, and I couldn’t be more proud. Voting isn’t just a right—it’s an incredible responsibility we all share.

Oh, honey, if this is your dancing style, a ballroom is the last thing you need.

Am I the only one who finds it absurd that the US government seeks to punish a comedian for a joke, yet ignores a presidential threat to demolish an entire civilisation?

Erika Kirk after a shooting: "I just wanna go home." Erika Kirk going home:

Trump wants Jimmy Kimmel fired for a joke. I want Trump fired for rape, abuse, fraud, theft, corruption, and a derelict of duty.

Trump has two priorities: Stay out of Prison Take as much money as possible That's all his Presidency is about.

So elections are only rigged if Trump loses?

Trump wants to investigate everything except his assassination attempt and Epstein.

America is witnessing firsthand how Trump bankrupted so many of his own companies.

Trump never ran for president in 2024 because he had a plan to fix anything; he ran for president because he wanted to stay out of jail.

Why is the USA incapable of removing an obviously insane and incompetent President?

It’s been 20 months since Trump’s staged assassination attempt in Butler, PA. Many say it misled voters & helped him win. Lives lost, yet he rarely mentions it— HE PERSONALLY SHUT DOWN THE INVESTIGATION !!! Do you think it was staged?

Is the world really going to have to suffer WW3 because the USA can’t impeach a president?

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency.

This is my favorite scene from The Bible!

Still can't believe Trump didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Protestors confronted Charles and William at the Commonwealth Day Service, demanding to know, "What did you know about Andrew?" This blatant avoidance of responsibility by the royals has gone on long enough. It’s high time they stop evading accountability.

The devolution of man.