On point.

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Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized after a brown recluse spider decided to take a bite out of white power.

BRING BACK PUBLIC SHAMING: Crowd chanting “FUCK DONALD TRUMP!” until the MAGA hat guy finally left an Ashnikko concert is exactly how social consequences are supposed to work. You don’t get to wear that hat to a queer artist’s show built on female empowerment, sexuality, and LGBTQ+ community.

Wet Reckless should be the name of Britney Spears next release

I’m not concerned that Trump falls asleep in public. I’m concerned that he wakes up.

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I guess these weren’t ⭐️PRESIDENTS⭐️

This guy, LePage, is running for Congress in Maine — wtf is in the water there? Trying to find Jordan for Maine here on bluesky who is running against this fucking racist …

Donald Trump already tried to overturn an election. Now he’s talking about building a White House ballroom with 6 inch thick blast resistant glass. This is not normal presidency behavior. It is fortress coup energy from a man who clearly has no intention of willingly letting go of power.

Anyone wanna let this antisemitic POS know this is harassment ? @craigbrittain.com you added me to a Zionist list, of which: FUCK YOU! My cousin was murdered in Israel, I believe Jews need a safe place, not via genocide of an entire other culture. This is not ok @safety.bsky.app

As a graphic designer, I added the missing context to better reflect the branding and passenger history.

HAPPENING NOW: Nashville, Tn Redistricting fight ##sheshed #voterizer #HandsOffMemphis #TennesseePolitics

Amid a national, state-by-state partisan redistricting fight, Virginia voters approved a constitutional amendment on April 21 authorizing new US House districts — FBI searches Virginia Senate leader's office as part of corruption probe — 🤬 @natalielshorter.bsky.social

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Are we great yet?! #HealthcareNotWarfare

Watching the news as a Muslim — Shawarma Hummus Osama Obama bing bong.....

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Trump should not be allowed within 600 feet of children.

Fat Trump sleeps while RFK, Jr. says it’s EYE OPENING that American children are obese

Trump promised to release his healthcare plan in two weeks for the last 11,780 years and instead took US to war with Iran #HealthcareNotWarfare

Less care, more war. #HealthcareNotWarfare

Steven is who we fight for!!! #HealthcareNotWarfare

IT’S TIME Dear California gov candidates, 🚨 There are 61 candidates in this race. SIXTY ONE! That’s how we hand the general election to TWO Republicans. If you’re still in single digits, the window’s closed. If you care about the Democratic Party, do the right thing. Drop out. Be loud about it.

Yo @kqednews.kqed.org — sup??

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Posted by a US senator — who deserves to be arrested and charged in an 8647 manner.

When Rudy Giuliani dies, services will be held in the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. His obituary will be written on Hunter Biden’s laptop, and his death will be blamed on Obama.

I don’t want to her about any medical emergencies for either Trump or Giuliani. Just let me know when the lines are flat.

The dude that bankrupted businesses for non payment (some family friends of mine) and paid undocumented workers in vodka or not at all for working on his casino that was a money laundering hub —-

MAGA influencer, Craig Long, arrested in human trafficking sting —

Fixed it…

When a guy DMs you here on bluesky and says he can’t send a pic through…

Midterms creeping closer and suddenly Hakeem Jeffries is a “thug.” That word gets pulled out when Trump feels threatened and needs to shrink a Black man in power into something his base can fear instead of respect.

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We’re all gonna die in thyme, but we’ll smell like rosemary and sage …

With all due respect, please don’t drag me into a comparison loop. Becerra is a career public servant who didn’t personally invest in Chevron. Please use honest framing. They are donations.

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Families across America are watching their paychecks disappear at the gas pump. Trump promised relief but delivered chaos. His war with Iran isn't about security - it's about enriching oil executives while working people suffer. #TrumpsGasCrisis

Phew — now can the rest of the bad omens follow suit. Thanks.

My TDS is as high as Trump’s gas prices! #TrumpsGasCrisis

Trump fuels higher gas prices! #TrumpsGasCrisis

Gas prices just hit $4.39 a gallon. That’s a 9¢ jump in one day! 33¢ in one week! Americans are getting squeezed while Trump’s wealth explodes. #TrumpsGasCrisis

Trump’s war fuels higher gas prices — $4.39 a gallon! #TrumpsGasCrisis

Comedian. Punchline.

Stop the steal

I worked mob cases across all five families. I transcribed wiretaps from payphones. Not once did anyone say “86” when they meant kill.