One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, Trump's dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Make this happen Saturday Night Live.

Friend: “Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you.” Me: “Yeah….so is a grenade.”

"If hard work equaled success, America would be run by Mexicans with Leaf Blowers." — Bill Maher

“I’m never gonna do THAT again!” Me, about dumb things I’ll always do…AGAIN.

"But, but, Sleepy Joe!"

The restaurant scene from "When Harry Met Sally", but it's just me getting a pat down from airport security.

Mustache position is on point. 🤣

The only thing better than this would be to see his autopsy pictures.

Until the day I die, I will never understand how this wasn't the end of that orange prick!

Five years ago today, Rudi Giuliani actually held a press conference in the parking lot of a landscape company after bragging about a "big press conference at the Four Seasons." 🤣

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I'm really not into violence, but my God there's a lot of people out there that need to be punched in the face!

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Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari on why Speaker Mike Johnson kicked her out of his office...

It's only a matter of time...

Ladies, if your vagina doesn't shrivel up and turn to dust at the thought of being vessels for "Trump babies".... "We've dropped the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies I'm hoping by the midterms."

Erika vs Tammy Faye...who wore it better? 😅

Years ago, I tried on my friend’s bra, couldn’t undo the clasp & was too embarrassed to ask for help. I’m still wearing it.

Don't threaten us with a good time.

I may not know the whole Periodic Table but I can tell you the names of the entire discontinued scents of Bath and Body Works.

"You can't get food but here is some Wegovy and Ozempic. That should help curb your hunger!"

I keep a hair clip on my purse at all times because I never know when I’m going to seriously get down on some food.

This quote has “fertility doctor uses his own semen” vibes.

I pretend my bruises are "sex bruises" instead of "I tripped over my own feet while trying a new dance move bruises".

Seems like a win - win. What more can you ask for?

This photo sums Trump up perfectly. Zero empathy. Zero concern. Zero action. While it all goes to shit around him.

People in working out photos look like they’re straining or in pain, but there’s lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy.

He looks so tired… and small.

It says a lot if you ask me.

Movie Trivia: Cloverfield was just me on a shopping trip in T.J.MAxx.

Of course, it is. There's always another basement with Trump, and it's depravity all the way down.

Feeling the feminine urge to take a long bath in water that's hotter than the surface of the Sun.

He actually looks inconvenienced and isn’t even pretending to care. He does not give a shit about anyone but himself.

Okay, the brain worm is a nice touch.

Last week, my sister ran a marathon. Today, she is rappelling down a skyscraper. I’m starting to think one of us is adopted.

Trump continues to show he lives freely outside the law.

We live in the richest country in the world, and our billionaire president has to be forced by a court of law to feed our starving people. LET.THAT.SINK.IN.

MAGA is going to lose it over Google Maps proposed new logo. 🏳️‍🌈🤣

They'll still keep doing it anyway. l.smartnews.com/p-6xjKHMje/A...

He'll just ignore it. apnews.com/live/donald-...

Before you contemplate starting an argument with me just know I’ll be removing my clothes and underwear for maximum effect. 😎

HAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣 www.cbsnews.com/news/sean-du...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 🤣 www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/p...

Could people just stop falling for this Marjory Taylor Green is a whole new person bullshit? If you think she's finally coming around and being a "voice of reason", think again. She's milking this for publicity. She's still the ignorant and repugnant racist howler monkey she always has been.

Mike Johnson can't say "I don't know" enough times to stop the Epstein Files from being released. dailyboulder.com/panic-spread...

Because you bought 15 items and compared it to 21 from last year. 🤣 You already got community noted!

Yep. There was just no way of seeing this coming. 🙄