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I’m hereby declaring 2026 a “crispy-edged quesadilla”

😂 a “crispy-edged quesadilla”

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

“We believe that through sacrifices and prayers we can alleviate the impact of harmful issues.” apnews.com/article/cuba...

Hard to believe this was only like 4 years ago.

Greetings from my neighborhood bar ✌🏽

gonna go buy tortillas … wish me luck

Friendly reminder: Tip your delivery guy; tip him well!

everything is terrible, so here's a squirrel drinking champurrado

I think I just ate everything I bought to prepare for the storm — and it hasn’t even started 😭

gonna need this tonight in Hamilton Heights please and thank you

when my taquero takes forever to serve me 4 de asada

when my taquero takes forever to serve me 4 de asada

When I show up hungover at the office hoping nobody will notice

Birria bombs? 🙄 This is all I can think of

Generations of abuelas are screaming “que en chingado?”

Salt balls with things the average Mexican has or should already have in their cupboards. Si, chingaderas. 👇🏼

So, 30,000 people bought this chingadera in the last month?

Greenland: “We’re not for sale.” Iceland: “How did I get into this?”

apnews.com/live/world-e...  "Greenland is the object of Trump’s desire, but he keeps calling it Iceland" 🙆‍♀️

Minneapolis residents have joined a church-run effort to donate groceries to immigrant families who fear being caught in public by federal agents. What started with a couple of hundred deliveries a week has quickly swelled into a vast operation involving thousands of volunteers. trib.al/1qT1xMw

Models in winter / Me in winter

I have to go the grocery store, pray for me.

AI vs. Real 👓

Models in winter / Me in winter

Monday

Noo! 🤦🏽‍♀️😆

@ticassisa.bsky.social ouch .

To think I survived a global pandemic for *this*

To think I survived a global pandemic for *this*

AP obtains documents showing Venezuelan leader Delcy Rodríguez has been on DEA's radar for years apnews.com/article/delc...

Side note... This sparked a thought... Korean tacos worked in LA. So... Somebody in Vancouver must create Mexican dim sum. #FoodSky #vanpoli #cdmx #dimsum

gonna ask him to take me here 🫢

But... you don't look Mexican Ok, lemme just...

Taxi driver: Where are you from? Me: Mexico Taxi driver: You don't look Mexican; Mexicans look like Chinese. * Awkward silence *

I second this motion 👇🏽

It is my opinion that either Brazil, Germany or France should gift my “paisanos” a World Cup. 🏆 Thanks in advance

“She may fear that if she does not do as the Trump administration demands, she could end up with an indictment like Maduro.” apnews.com/article/delc...

Exclusive: AP obtains documents showing Venezuelan leader Delcy Rodriguez has been on the radar of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration for years.

“This has been tried before, he noted, including once in 1943 when Knut Hamsun, who won the Nobel literature prize in 1920, sent it to the Nazi propaganda minister, Joseph Goebbels.” 😳 www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...

paging my followers and asking for full and prompt compliance 🙋🏻‍♀️

*saw this on the other app* “It’s a good thing she didn’t win the Nobel Literature Prize — she likely would have gifted it to Paulo Coelho." 😂😂😂

OMG! I’m screaming!

*saw this on the other app* “It’s a good thing she didn’t win the Nobel Literature Prize — she likely would have gifted it to Paulo Coelho." 😂😂😂

Best translation ever

Beautiful 🤩