What it feels to live through a news cycle these days

Your annual reminder that Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day

I’m ready for the #MetGala (I just need an invite)

Let's not forget Juan Solo and Obi Juan Kenobi. ✌

Dying 🤣

And the Pulitzer to “Best Use of Quotation Marks” goes to...

It's NOT Star Wars. It's Estar Guars! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

It's NOT Star Wars. It's Estar Guars! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

Monday

Since Giuliani is trending… www.vox.com/2016/8/31/12...

Slightly diminish a book: Somewhat Quiet on the Western Front

Heading off to Happy Hour like

Diminished Expectations

Love in the Time of Chicken Pox

Slightly diminish a book: “90 Years of Solitude”

I’m ready for the #MetGala (I just need an invite)

friendly reminder ahead of the much dreaded #CincoDeMayo

all the apps on my iPhone when I hold down one to delete it

*narrator’s voice* Not real salsa

Cubans, every Friday night these days

reupping because of today’s developments

Is it possible that my feet grew since the pandemic? 🤔

Friday is done. Finally!!!!

It's Happy Hour Friday, y'all 👠

Cartel del primero de mayo anunciando un discurso de Fidel Castro en la plaza de la revolución, en la Habana Cuba, 1965.

My people are sinking!

Maybe I shouldn't complain about having a rough week, she wins. 😆

😂

Ok but I did it first ☝🏽

Talk about having a rough week...

Mexican journos right this minute

HUGE apnews.com/article/mexi...

Nope!

Talk about having a rough week...

are we Mexicans paying for it?

are we Mexicans paying for it?

“Rodríguez wore the pin when she visited Barbados on Monday, and previously, during a visit to Grenada earlier in April.”

No, gracias

Ok but I did it first ☝🏽

Lice = loser immigration and customs enforcement

SPICE = Super Professional Immigration and Customs Enforcement 🌶️

maybe don't kill people and lock up children first? el nombre es lo de menos imho

Worcestershire

Everything is terrible, so here's a doggie getting on a hammock in Yucatán

I don’t blame them one bit. My only critique is that they grabbed only one bottle. If gunshots had rung out at a fancy dinner while I was eating my salad, I would have two-fisted it. 😉

This photo is pure poetry – and a true sign of the times

what was the menu does anyone know?* *asking for a friend