you do not, i repeat, do not have to hand it to nick

me on opening night:

it's a little concerning how many people i've met that are afraid of birds

im not in the pocket of big Variable™️

foucault:

personally, i’m rooting for puppy linux

when you’re you a rat, you’re a rat all the way,,

for if you take the train

my favorite thing about taking caltrain is how often there are issues and you’re stuck waiting, despite all the electric upgrades

checkmate atheists

if it pleases the court, my attorney is indisposed, on account of being incarcerated Your Honor

this is the future comrade Mamdani wants by the way; vigilante justice

chickens of the world unite

avocado toast? no thank you! this millennial political hopeful spends her hard earned dollars on lego™️ collectible figurines; join her tonight as she raises funds for her upcoming election for IL-9!

they cant stop Kat from streaming!

we must ban trains

you know a play is going to explore some crazy shit when you see the word Exeunt in the scene directions

why dont they make the entire operating system out of rust

Jurassic park never made much sense to me. If I’d been there I’d have talked my issues out with those velociraptors and it wouldn’t have been a big deal

today, we are seeing the effects of what the french refer to simply as “le sandwichisme”and its dangerous effects on polite society

reaching across the aisle, holding one another by the footlong

liberal feminism has never been tried

Linux:

chat, new @katewagner.wehwalt.net just dropped; check your email

did women ruin the workplace? did they girlboss too close to the sun?

comrade Mamdani, please, our Bay Area yearns to be free

his inspiration is the emoji movie

chat, i just heard from my friends in NYC and Mayor/Comrade Mamdani just announced city wide communism and mandatory polycules

please dont eat the sidewalk kale

life of a streamer

honestly, if i had a streetcar i don’t think there’s a more appropriate name than desire

something i found on my morning commute

*Soyuz intensifies*

if this is woke, i dont want to be unwoke (dewoke, contra woke, unwoke?)

chat I just checked and the north-east Honmoon is absolutely glowing with woke right now

flags at 3/4 today

guys wake up, new banksy just dropped

big day for aloof wives across the nation

the silence at the cuomo urinals is deafening

dont forget to light your Mamdani veladoras tonight

i did an election :3

Yosemite Sam's anti-police ideas might cost him the center, will the Democrats learn from his "progressive ideas"

please, Madame Dame was my mother, call me Professor Dame

me, when my friends ask me to watch their indie movies:

chat, wake up, they ruined baseball

the year of linux on desktop is upon us

i’m beginning to think mr president didn’t read the great gatsby

chat, i regret to inform you, but comrade Mamdani did not confirm the chiefly status of this cat before posting this

honestly, we’ve never fully processed manu chao’s proxima estacion: esperanza, and it shows