me at the nightmare rotation

OREO CEO: I know enough about OREO to know that I don’t have anywhere near the right background or knowledge to have strong opinions about OREO, and to also know that most people expressing strong opinions have the same level of experience that I do

the DARK TRUTH about jon bois: he’s just a little guy

for a second there i forgot that the white house is hosting a wwe fight

i hope you read my posts in the most based way

this is what structuralists in the internet age believe btw

joyous #caturday to all and, remember, goddamn this war

will someone think of the poor american meth producer?

and, to top this all off, condoleezza rice is back in the white house

they should put unadulterated gender on netflix

a lot of folks aren't aware of this, but this is the setting for the hit record "The Photo Album" (but, confusingly, not the setting of the Deluxe Edition of the record)

kat is going for speed

capital ruins everything around me

just a reminder for the new followers, when prof @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social says we are going to win, he doenst mean the tottenham hotspurs are going to win (i call them the coldspurs)

are the rough men standing by in the room with us?

per @nytpitchbot.bsky.social, Kristi Noem to accept position at the Harvard Institute of Politics

welcome to the resistance, anthropic cofounders?

i am being TERRORIZED by SELFISH PEOPLE

i know i'm easily impressed but watching someone dart around in excel is very cool

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

the old chotiner hubris, one of the classic blunders

It's too bad i'm not important enough for Isaac Chotiner to interview because i'm pretty confident I'd be the first person to come out of it looking pretty good

we're raffling off THREE tickets to SCaLE 23x! like, retweet, and reply to enter!!!

tag yourself, im sluggo

please check in with your local structuralist, they are not doing well,,

here's a robin pogmaxxing

fuck playstation 5 this is what im playing

chat, if @katmabu.bsky.social wins her election, i will personally reveal my official rating of heater (hint: you don’t want to miss this)

rosalia getting slighted a bit by the grammy’s has unironically made me a massive rosalia fan and a rosalia respecter

kate wagner is back folks

chat, i am not allowed to vote in IL-9 (because i live in CA and have to vote for @rokhanna.bsky.social), but if you’re able to vote in IL-9, vote Kat

my fave the smiths song

I AM THE NIGHT

bug pokemon stay losing

when people say stuff like “oh we have a pope at home” and it’s the pope in avignon

people say stuff like “making my dream game” and the game is tetris for the gbc

chat, i will need some time, i was just informed that mother mother is canadian AFTER i made fun of their loser hockey team; i dont know how i will ever recuperate

mods are asleep, post illegal shapes

rich because of all the tariffs we’re collecting, am i right?

in the words of @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social, the people, in their eternal quest for freedom, will continue to win

me at every post:

chat, i am beginning to think the government doesn’t have our best interests in mind,,

the thing about the draft dodger discourse that’s odd to me is that the situation would be no different if a draft respecter had bombed iran

goddamn this war!!

making peace through violence is wild work

my #caturday submission for this gloomy war-ridden day

this is the day donald trump became president @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

goddamn this war

i know everyone here is picking the fire dog (for obvious reasons) but i will say that, in this household, we're picking the silly plant bird

tale as old as time