I say this to ppl a lot like you gotta have a different type of dog in you

She looks like a Halloween mask was permanently stapled to her face nd that tells me all I need to know

A nigga who spent his one and only check in months on a jacket telling you all you care about is money when you pay all the bills......is.....

Puff Daddy truly looks like a weasel

Tony Wacko just be saying anything to anybody

Real yearners dance in the rain crease them timbs for me Daddy!!!!!

I'm also drinking gin and you know that loosen ya hips by 45% si if Granny was drink shine (and I've done the shine research) that loosen ya hips by 85%.....this is science and we don't argue science

The way I just twirled my ass to that Buddy Guy tiny desk, I now understand why my granny had 16 kids....I too would be pregnant if I was dancing like that in a juke joint in Mississippi with no air conditioning

I told ya'll it's always a foot nigga at the scene of the crime now we discussing aromas

Puuuhhhlease mister jailer won't you let my man go freee

Don't ya got titts stick em up why don't ya

Ricki Lake did her best work in them John Waters films Momma was WORKIN

As a dog owner, I firmly believe that you shouldn’t bring your damn dog every damn where…it’s okay to leave them home unless they are service animals. And I peep yall abusing them emotional support vest…

Just like Clarissa he love that Papoossssssyyy AYYYYYEEEEE tidal.com/track/501415...

We know this is bull jive. If there is one thing Tyler Perry isn’t interested in, it’s pussy.

Why would you spend 2000 dollars out of your Joint account with you WIFE to buy ya side chick some shoes

You still talking about you have a boyfriend when your boyfriend bought a 1900 dollar fuckin jacket while you robbin Peter to pay Paul so Ya'll as in both of Ya'll you AND him have food in the fridge and a roof over you head

It depends on the type of foot nigga he is...... But there is truly truly ALWAYS a foot nigga at the scene of the crime

“So.” — Mavis Beacon

Coming to the stage.......Black Alligator

Morris Chestnut is really a special kinda fine. Extra time, precision, and energy was taken to construct him 😮‍💨

Hell that’s where the rage happens most …. Folks be livid in them lines

Why you say that babies full name

Michael, Tito n’dem

This brings me joy

I do not trust a church with a Prophet/Prophetess

Them damn physical was snatched out my cart as I was checking out!!!!!

He's also having that moment where he realizes he trolled himself into a corner he will be a more financially stable Dame Dash in about a year and that's only if....there are no major lawsuits or cases cause.....

I gotta do some type of work today but my brain doesn't want to

In a book I read, in the not so future dystopia the elite started pushing sweetbreads, then they started farming ppl for the elites

You gotta eat these as soon as they come out the grease

My taxes got accepted and I ain't get much back but the little I did

One of my best friends does this she swears its so good

By the time he learns to spell it, he'll probably have a lot less to brag about. Swelling isn't the last symptom of chronic infections, it's more like a final warning.

I have not.....but I see the vision maybe a lil wing and fry shark coochie?!?! Make it nice with the different dipping sauces

Hoaxed his ass right on the fuck out of here....may he rest in shit

“How’s your day going?”

I......... I need Podcast mic Banned IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW!!!! Why is there a clip of a grown ass man touching his rancid lips to a mic to tell the world gonorrea......YES YOU HEARD ME BITCH GONORREA makes ya dick bigger

You bout to get deli ham instead of pork chops

Tag me in when we can address the men who are “experienced” and the experience is horrible 😭 No repeat customers. Just a string of women he disappointed once or twice at best.

i would also like a notification

I...... Dating shows is always an over qualified woman and the green sticky shit at the bottom of the barrel men and in this climate who's the bottom of the barrel????? Exactly yes

What pisses me off is TDAP is like the first shot humans get, like you still have a placenta perm when they tell u bout that one...... so that babies parents been stupid as fuck from day one.....Baby just inherited irresponsibility and raw milk for brains

And you know what's crazy....Nakia was low key....saying the same shit but with sense so nobody listened to her 🤣🤣🤣

Heaven???

You know what's crazy that's the side that swears we only vote for a muthafucka cause he's Black but can't seem to find a Black candidate we'll vote for yet

The craziest and worst regime in the world is in Washington DC, and always has been. Just cuz white people getting clapped now doesn't mean it wasn't always true.

Why can't I sleep