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Merry Christmas!

yes.

do any of you use shortcuts in your phone? what are some shortcuts you have programmed?

oooh. imma watch old clips of Ask Wendy on youtube.

in connecticut, krausers steak and cheese would bless me. in buffalo, a chicken finger sub from jim’s

that’s it!

when i tell you im SICK of dubai chocolate being everywhere

i need to start cooking now because i don’t want to cook all day tomorrow. but ugh.

this rain is biblical.

need a few more weeks in MS Paint

i think people dislike eggnog because of the name. it’s literal ice cream base.

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erika kirk was on summer house? tiktok investigates be on it, ok?

before.

brenda leigh johnson>>>>>>

yep. that’s how i ended up dating all those folks in dc lol

someone’s car alarm has been going off in front of my building since 4. blaring. i see why white people use 911 as a customer service line.

the jackson 5 has a whole christmas album and couldn’t celebrate none of it i think about that every so often

i wish stone cold would stunner her again

last night i watched a mini-doc on bernie's accent lol.

im going to re-parent myself in 2026.

call of duty birthed a lot of 11 year olds saying the n-word freely tho.

damn.

deadliest catch. mob wives. flavor of love. trifecta of reality programming.

On the Northwestern...

barry is still with us and working??

what are the men's style/fashion choices are we going to lean into in 2026? i think i wanna just wear jeans and white collared shirts lol.

going to make babyshower meatballs for dinner.

yes!

get up and go wash your hands.

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a warm chocolate chip cookie.

‘Soup’ was a slang term for drugs that were injected into a horse to make it run faster. A racehorse that was on PEDs was said to be ‘souped up.’ We now use the term to refer to anything that is enhanced.

*reads this article on THEM* mm.

why is timothee chalamet doing this weird bob dylan white rapper schtick

okay. it's holiday movie week! let me bake me something warm and spicy and settle into the hallmark channel.

they're exclusively playing negro christmas music in my building.

IT IS WRITTEN

yes!

i’m going to assume that young man’s mother is a “boy mom”

men baddies? we used to go to war…

they got nicki down to the klan meeting

they met at the club lol

gays operate off this rule too.

i was just watching smosh and they just brought this up. i should watch