Trump: my doctors are shocked I can identify a giraffe

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t want you to know my name. That’s not an accident. I’m Shawn Harris. I’m a Democrat, a husband and father, a Retired Brigadier General, and a farmer. I’m running in a special election to replace MTG. I’m the only Democrat in a jungle primary against 17 Republicans.

Even a broken algorithm gets it right eventually. Mark the calendar.

Happy New Year! A new baby boy coming in January ❤️

Releasing a 255-page transcript on New Year’s Eve isn’t transparency, it’s an attempt to bury accountability while people are distracted. Read it. Share it. Text it to your family, friends, and neighbors. Truth doesn’t disappear just because powerful people want it buried.

How many girls did Trump supply to Epstein before he decided to stop?

I don’t believe the George Santos party actually cares about fraud because I’m not a fucking idiot.

Trumpers January 2025: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! Trumpers December 2025: NEVERMIND THE EPSTEIN FILES BUT WE DEMAND ACCESS TO YOUR DAYCARE CENTERS!

Turns out elections still matter, organizing still works, and Republicans don’t automatically get whatever they want just because they say so. Congrats to Democrats in Iowa for showing up and blocking a supermajority.

Marital advice? Really?

We really went from “STOP THE COUNT” when Trump tried to steal an election with his cult to “STOP THE RELEASE” when the Epstein documents started pointing in his direction. Funny how transparency only matters until it gets uncomfortable.

Funny how the loudest people screaming “release everything” suddenly go quiet when the documents point straight at their guy. This isn’t a conspiracy, it’s testimony, records, and a pattern they don’t want anyone looking too closely at.

Over the break, I got the two greatest gifts a middle-aged white dude can ask for: 1. On two separate nights, two different people asked for my thoughts on the Eagles (the band) and meant it 2. My knee injury allowed me to tell someone this morning that I have a little hitch in my giddy-up.

Wild this didn’t work

who did this

A Trump supporter will lick Putin’s balls and call for American heroes to be jailed all while calling themselves America First.

‘Morally exhilarating’ It’s Tuesday. There are 308 days until the midterm elections. The Kennedy-Cankles Center crash out, Trump bombed Venezuela and the Russians are invited back.

‘A Complete Embarrassment’: Critics Skewer Trump For Declaring ‘Russia Wants To See Ukraine Succeed’

Whose inauguration is he planning???

Can’t use the right hand anymore. Docs had to switch hands

“Putin will destroy your infrastructure, but he’ll be very generous in his prices while charging you to fix it.”

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Thank you so much, Donna. That honestly means a lot. Laughter is how we get through this mess, and we’re grateful you’re along for the ride. Appreciate you more than you know.

Since Trump is Putin’s bitch, that makes the White House press Putin’s grandbitches.

This is an absolutely unhinged thing to say about a country that was invaded, bombed, and terrorized by Russia. Calling Putin “generous” while Ukraine is fighting for its survival tells you everything about where Trump’s loyalties actually lie.

💯 Agree

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Mary Trump in Conversation with Adam Parkhomenko: Tearing shit down

Worth a read: Ohio Bans Grace Periods for Mail Ballots, Fulfilling Trump’s Wishes Ohio is the fourth GOP-run state this year to ban ballots that are postmarked by Election Day but arrive after. A Supreme Court case could force that policy nationwide next year

Hope everyone had the perfect Christmas ❤️

Fun conversation with my friend Mary Trump. Honest talk, no nonsense. Come join us.

Even in the middle of this absolute horror film we’re living through, there are real Democratic wins breaking through. Had a great conversation with Mary Trump about why those wins matter and why we do not stop pushing forward.

Democrats Surge as Trump Crumbles

Really good

How do you just “uncover” over a million Epstein documents out of nowhere like they were misplaced in a desk drawer? You don’t, and when accountability gets slow-walked like this, it usually means the same powerful people involved have enough power to force the DOJ to delay it.

During a White House Christmas call, Donald Trump told an eight-year-old girl that she sounded “beautiful and cute.” If anyone needed any further evidence, well here it is, recorded today by Donald Trump in the middle of everything going on.

There are still some great people out there. Don’t forget that.

That’s not how GDP works. But it is how propaganda works.

Nothing says “full transparency” like begging staffers to spend their holidays blacking out names in the Epstein files. Funny how there’s always time to redact, never time to tell the truth.

Love this. The cat and the hat @maryltrump.bsky.social

we’re just told it’s “fake” and expected to move on. That’s not transparency. That’s a cover story.

Donald Trump claims the letter to Jeffrey Epstein, complete with his drawing and signature, was fake. This is a man who sues over everything. If it were actually fake, there would’ve been an investigation and answers.

They are tweeting at @meidastouch.com lol. They are scared!

So it’s real

Happy Holidaze It’s Tuesday. There are 315 days until the midterm elections. Bubba calls Trump’s bluff, the truth finds a way and some more horrifying Epstein news.

Is Comer covering for pedophiles because he is one?

Epstein to Nassar: Trump is just like us Msm: Trump has not been accused of any wrongdoing

I just watched the 60 mins piece and holy shit. DISGUSTING. She should have never been hired but fire her immediately.