Incredible stuff

So looks like the White House got what they wanted -- Stephen Miller on CNN.

Who’s booking the Venezuela Comedy Festival?

What's totally crazy is the press could write these stories exactly with this wording and make it a headline but they don't

This man takes 4x the recommended dose of aspirin daily so he can have “thin blood,” has a button for on-demand Diet Coke in his desk, and eats the entire McDonald’s menu for dinner. Will not be taking any medical advice from him.

Wow holy fucking shit. As someone in recovery, this is a living nightmare even I didn't see coming. Very cool. These are death machines that sometimes make kiddie porn. Simple as.

I hope republicans don’t smear their shit on the Capitol walls again tomorrow.

yep. i can identify any number of structural issues but at the end of the day the basic problem is the republican party. this has been apparent for at least 20 years. it is also an incredibly unpopular observation to make among “serious” people.

I want to send Trump supporters some money to buy some self-respect but I’m afraid they’ll blow it all on fake Trump pubes from eBay.

Why show up to work at all then? At minimum, as the opposition party you say "This wouldn't happen if we were in power and if you give us power here's how we'll impose consequences on the president's lawbreaking." Have they outlined that in any real way?

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

Still disturbs me that the world's richest man has facilitated CSAM distribution crimes at scale and you'd never know it from most news sources, notably the New York Times. Going to guess now that he's finally saying they will address it, the Times will run a credulous story on that.

This is pretty incredible censorship of journalists by their own journalism outlet. We should probably expect the same at CBS News…

I saw Hamnet tonight. It’s great if you enjoy sobbing.

Notice how all the reporters with access to Trump don’t bother confronting him about his vile post about Melissa and Mark Hortman? It’s sanewashing on steroids.

Oh you have Trump’s cell phone number? What did he say about a judge declaring him a rapist? Never came up?

Mamdani rescinded every executive order issued by Eric Adams after Adams's indictment, but still the "New York Times" is focusing exclusively on two of those orders that had to do with Israel. There is someone singling out Israel here. And it isn't Zohran Mamdani.

Replace Maduro with Saddam Hussein and you quickly remember how Dana Bash, CNN and the rest of the media cheered the War in Iraq. Time is truly a flat circle.

It's embarrassing that this far in reporters still treat Trump personally lying to them as incredible access.

Dokupil is so hard to remember. I’m just gonna call him Blowjob Tony.

Nothing about these guys is subtle, I’ll give them that

We’re going to find out Trump didn’t back the opposition leader because he was mad she got his Nobel.

My thoughts on Rachael Bade are well established. She makes Chris Cillizza look like Walter Cronkite.

Democratic leadership badly fumbling the response so far. Shocking right? They’re denouncing Trump but it’s usually around the sixth paragraph. Enough throat clearing. The president is out of control and the opposition party needs to act like it.

Honestly there was more of a plan for post-saddam Iraq and yall know how that fucking went

There’s nothing people like more than being occupied by a foreign military that‘s extracting and shipping your most valuable natural resource out from under your feet. This was very well thought out and will certainly end well.

So no plan for Venezuela but watch out Cuba, Colombia and Mexico.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

I love being a member of a party that is so fucking weak that every statement is MADURO WAS EVIL But this is illegal and bad.

Who the fuck is we?

Thank god we have a free and fair press to stand there as props and mindlessly repeat all these idiotic lies

Nice to see David Frum still Frumming.

I’m glad there was a plan.

Starting off Stupid Trump’s dumb start to 2026 might ensure a happy ending to the year

So New York courts are legit now?

Has Barron enlisted yet?

So fucking stupid. Everything is so goddamn fucking stupid.

At some point the name Bullshit Bari will stick and it will last forever and it will be deserved.

Trump: I aced seven cognitive tests last week and also check out how windmills killed this dead bird that’s actually a kite

Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment

Trump: my doctors are shocked I can identify a giraffe

Bari Weiss's CBS Evening News replaced John Dickerson, whose investigation "Excited Delirium" into the murder of Elijah McClain was nominated for an Emmy, with Tony Dokoupil -- whose claim to fame is calling Ta-Nehisi Coates an "extremist" on national television.

Beating them is so beautiful.

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

It is objectively funny that the mainstream media spent the first part of 2025 telling us the president’s health is the most important issue to cover and then Trump was like I SNORT TATER SHOTS AND INJECT LARD IN MY DICK!

Mamdani’s secret weapon seems to be he really loves the people and place he’s going to serve. Radical.

lol ouch

At the Ark? So someone who believes thousands of species of animals coexisted with humans on an archaic-built ship without eating them for 40 days in a monsoon doesn’t believe in vaccines? No way!

Millions of peoples' health insurance skyrockets in a few hours. Let's check in on the president.

Isn’t this because scotus told him he had to?