That one is Crossing the Delaware!

Journalists: please, please get ready for this in ADVANCE. We know Trump's going to claim "new evidence shows the 2020 election was stolen". You've got 3 days to write a story that confronts that lie head-on before he says it - pre-write this like an obit. America is begging you: plan ahead. 1/

If a network airs this live they should just change their name to The Trump Hype Machine.

Iran responding to Trump's latest bluster about the Strait of Hormuz.

Nancy Mace can't catch a break!

Cool - is there a non-stenography and more journalism-y version of this story?

Sam Neill was great in everything. Perfect villain in the first season of Peaky Blinders.

re-upping this thread on the wonder of jurassic park because the great sam neill has left us an incomparable actor who truly understood the magic of cinema thanks, sam, for sharing that magic with all of us

Well this sucks.

Actor Sam Neill, star of Jurassic Park, dies

They may say Lindsey Graham died from aorta rupture, but I know he died of a broken heart.

"The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, and leave us only grief and pain for promised joy."

It’s too bad the Brewers aren’t playing today.

I’m devastated to learn of the death of my good friend, Bib Fortuna. While we didn’t always see eye to eye, I’ll appreciate his good humor and dedication to his constituents. Times like these remind me that there is much more that unites us than divides us.

Lindsey Graham seeing Mitch McConnell in hell

The pathetic “ok” from Jake after Trump admonishes him.

Chuck Grassley nervously tugging at his collar.

Summer 2015. Several lifetimes ago. A different America. Lindsey Graham, running for president, says this about Joe Biden. The same summer he said Trump would “kill” the GOP with his hateful comments. Several lifetimes ago. A different America.

Poor Nancy Mace thinks she’s gonna be a Senator.

"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.

Enough with the jokes. Please take a moment to grieve for those who knew Graham best and spent more time with him than anyone else on the planet: Sunday news show hosts and bookers.

Feels like the penultimate NFL preseason game. Good to get reps in. Bluesky is definitely ready for when It Happens.

What’s great is that Trump truly won’t give a shit. All of the servitude and spinelessness, all the groveling, all the golf outings…Trump probably has already forgotten his name (Linsley??)

wait Lindsey Graham just died?! what the fuck?! may he be remembered accurately: as an awful warmonger who deliberately chose to empower the worst people in the world despite knowing better

Not Butters!

I think the appropriate way to eulogize Lindsay Graham is simply to quote our illustrious President: - a nut job - dumbest human being - i don’t think he could run for dogcatcher in this state and win again - unfit for office - one of the worst representatives of all the representatives in the US

Me examining a new follower

Mbappe meeting Wemby

Kylian Mbappé, leading scorer at the World Cup, with Wemby. Sweet mother of God! 😳 #NBA

Tough to see the Vikings fall short in the tournament. (SKOL?)

Go literally anyone but England.

Haaland?

Sometimes VAR is good.

Please tell me Jude Bellingham doesn’t golf with JD Vance.

Hey Jude

Kayfabe

Goldfinger (1964)

Great tackle by the ref, Ray Lewis.

Guy who only watches the World Cup for the James Corden promos? "Hey, when do they talk about James Corden?"

Holy shit the accuracy

Great prompt 👇

Pretty clearly the President is trying to steal the midterm elections (whether he will is a different matter) - and the legacy media is still treating this like a normal Republican vs. Democrat clash.

Terrifying

Checking in on the Brewers score.

Jumping on the Les Bleus bandwagon like

Guys, I just talked with Mitch McConnell's doctor and he says Mbappe will be fine for the semis.

I bet this will be exciting.

You could definitely use the Curb theme song for the 2025-26 Bucks video yearbook.