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Aaron Ashby and Trevor Megill

I love Brewers Bluesky

If most of y'all are going to be live tweeting about Trump and his cabinet meeting, I'm gonna need to step away for a couple hours.

I really appreciate Jennifer posting this. Josh Jacobs should be off the Packers by now, and he should be held fully accountable for his actions.

Bluesky is definitely a Sports App because I've seen a bunch of takes last night and this morning about Abner Uribe's crotch. (Or, CrotchGate™️, per @cyrthogg.bsky.social)

Why do Republicans bend the knee to Donald Trump? Real mystery…

As a Packer owner, I’d prefer not to return to the Mossy Cade Era.

Josh Jacobs is a great running back - and if the allegations are true he needs to be cut immediately.

Bigot endorses bigot.

They are definitely only doing Ballroom planning.

Cavs might fly to Cancun in the fourth quarter.

<whispers> Miz for Cy Young

Lighten up, Francis.

Jaxson Dart: the Riley Gaines of NFL QBs.

Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts.

Brewers Pitching Lab at it again.

I guess he’s not just an asshole against the Brewers?

Let’s all give Trump credit for stop stepping on his own dick (for 30 days?)

Pop quiz - are these headlines from today, two weeks ago or a month ago?

Trump has never talked about himself so candidly. "He was like a dead person." He was referring to Stephen Colbert, of course, but accusations are confessions in his mouth. He knows he's dead inside. He knows he's hated. There's *some* justice in that. www.editorialboard.com/take-comfort...

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

Hesitate to bring this up since I don't want to will it into existence...but didn't Trump promise to have the WHCA dinner rescheduled within 30 days? And that was a month ago?

Tim Robinson.

Will venmo $100 to the reporter who asks what the bride's name is.

The information environment is our biggest problem by far and we won’t even start trying to fix it so long as people refuse to acknowledge it. Better messaging only helps if people hear it.

Junior (1994, directed by Ivan Reitman)

The important thing about the 2024 DNC autopsy is that Donald Trump is by far the most corrupt president in history and is currently trying to set up a $1.8 billion slush fund for his MAGA cronies and J6 rioters.

Still laughing:

New nightmare unlocked: www.nydailynews.com/2026/05/20/w...

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TIL I learned that Jeopardy! outcast Mike Richards is now CEO of Ben Shapiro’s dying Daily Wire.

Oh, James Harden is back at his bullshit?

Imagine being this amoral.

Republican elected officials when they lose a primary:

JD Vance talking about January 6:

"Donald Trump filed a fake lawsuit against his own government so that that he could 'settle' it and give $2 billion in taxpayer dollars to reward January 6 rioters" is the kind of story that makes you sound unhinged if you say it out loud, but is also 100 percent accurate

Weird way to describe Jay Cutler’s current place of residence, but okay.

Soon to receive taxpayer-subsidized payouts from our government.

My favorite scene:

The resolution is that he’s setting up taxpayer funded MAGA slush fund for his cronies.

Harden-Brunson is gonna be a masterclass in flopping. Like pitting Robert de Niro against Daniel Day-Lewis in the Best Actor category.

Invite Gilbert Brown next time, you cowards!

Me, a Jew hearing speaker after speaker - including senior leadership in the U.S. government! - call the U.S. a "Christian nation."

"Dr. Nick Riviera, remember me?" "Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."

It used to be a convincing act, but it’s wearing a little thin now.