Absolutely not.

Disgraceland.

I’m not sure sending ICE to the polls to hook their thumbs in their vests or play on their phones is going to have exactly the voter suppression level Trump imagines.

Democrats introduced bills to end the TSA shutdown on: March 5 March 11 March 12 March 18 March 19 (x2) March 21 March 23 Republicans blocked TSA funding every single time.

I’m curious if the do nothing narrative has reached the media or if they’re still acting like there’s a point here.

“WebinarTV, a company that bills itself as ‘a search engine for the best webinars,’ is secretly scanning the internet for Zoom meeting links, recording the calls, and turning them into AI-generated podcasts for profit.” Everyone’s business model is just crime now.

Trump treats the presidency like he’s Aladdin with unlimited wishes.

Don’t worry, Trump’s pals are making bank on this.

I’m so old I remember when that was Putin’s plan for Ukraine.

Keep an eye out for the Cava bags those money smugglers use

Elon watches 2001: But what about HAL9000X?

Imagine being unpaid TSA knowing that even when and if you ever get paid it won’t be nearly as much as the Legion of Doom Scrollers.

Trump is giddy about his power to move markets.

Time to lean, time to clean.

What’s the difference between AI becoming self aware and taking all the water and power and a few billionaires just doing it on behalf of the rise of the killer data centers?

If we were in the matrix this feels like what the matrix would do.

Should we make it out of this as an ongoing country it’s going to be incredible to see Republicans discover norms and laws again when a Democrat is president.

She has the Kevin Hassett liar’s smile down.

That the tech billionaires are even now continuing to bet on Donald Trump makes me immensely suspicious of every product they are selling.

If this is how these freaks talk on television, imagine their entre nous conversations.

Threads is pretty bleh, but on the positive side, every once in a while Spike Lee will show up in an artist's mentions and offer to buy their work, which is pretty cool

I appreciate that I wasn’t aware of the Afroman story until today, it immediately engaged me, and had a satisfying resolution within hours. It’s like good old fashioned network television.

In a world starved for good news, we just got a collective cultural victory: www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

Feels like a bit from The Studio.

Pam Bondi is holding a “briefing” with the Oversight Committee. I believe she’s doing this to evade her subpoena. It’s structured exactly like a hearing except she’s NOT under oath & there’s no transcription or video. We just walked out. We’ll see her at her sworn deposition.

Bob’s Big Boy in Burbank has a plaque over the booth where the Beatles sat. Disney should do a “Dream is Over” suite to mark where they ended.

The bus is warming up.

Tell us more about these missions, Marquane.

National Intelligence

Markwayne is even weirder than his name suggests somehow.

Got to think having a confirmation hearing when Trump was riding god emperor vibes was preferable to one where everyone sees the lamest of ducks.

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I feel like we're at the point where the difference between "the president is a Russian asset" and "the president just reliably does things a Russian asset would do" is moot.

She looks like she knows this is off the rails and maternity leave can't come fast enough.

Trump is definitely sociopathically considering whether some estimated range of potentially dead marines is "worth it" to appear like he's getting closer to some still slippery ultimate goal.

We've gone from "we don't need help because the war is won" to "why won't someone please help us" to "help is on the way" to "these guys are perks for not helping us" to "what if we just left what we broke and let you fix it" in record time.

Can we all talk about bombing things for fun now or that a Trump only carve out?

Trump had kinder words for Ghislaine Maxwell upon her sentencing than he does for any of his own staff when they leave.

It's not exactly shocking that Trump misunderstands how NATO works. It would be like a kid with a magnifying glass appreciating ant hierarchy.

I wonder what Trump is planning for Juneteenth to take attention away from the opening of the Obama Center.

I think much of Trump's foreign policy is based on wanting to do something splashier than Obama overseeing the Bin Laden raid.

The press treats Trump's blather like when Apple summarizes emails.

Perhaps we're at the Nixon talking to the Lincoln portrait phase of the presidency.

Nothing like just waiting to see how bad Trump’s cycle of denial gets before he declares victory and creates some new crisis to move on to.

These headlines are brutal...and accurate. -Trump’s mother of all miscalculations -A conflict Trump was ill-prepared for -Trump’s blundering disaster in Iran -Trump has been knocked back on his political heels -Where's the exit? For Trump, harder to get out of the Iran war than into it

I’d bet if not already, soon, some ambitious ex or current general will be whispering in Trump’s ear that the problem is Hegseth.

Trump genuinely believes all of the other times The World’s Greatest Military got bogged down in ill advised wars was because they didn’t have an 80 year old draft dodger calling the shots.