Had a big announcement at Four Seasons Total landscaping in fact.

Really feeling like the more outrageous stuff about Trump in the Epstein files is going to allow the completely plausible to fly under the radar.

Not on Trump’s watch, kids.

You know this will gnaw at him all week.

We need to keep him far away from children until we figure out what the hell is going on.

The organized astroturfing and financing of these extreme ideologies is one of the key stories of our time

There's so many experienced professionals out there suddenly being told how to do their jobs by god tier clowns.

Waiting for my fat to chill. It's a pie crust thing.

Bari Weiss in full "we must destroy the village to save it" mode.

Looking good, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Bari Weiss declaring this a “slow news week” on the week all the Epstein shit is hitting the fan tells you everything about her news judgment.

Corncob meme, but extra corny.

I miss Christmases when we didn’t have a President who is triggered by major holidays to be extra deplorable.

Our first lamé duck president

This justice department is 100% dedicated to shielding Trump from consequences and it's not even good at that.

We see him when he's sleeping (at cabinet meetings), we know when he's awake (whining about late night comedy).

Scut Farkus needs you.

It’s not so much has the president done these specific crimes as is the president a criminal in general.

As people comb the Epstein files for some crime they can get Trump on I’m thinking about how he was found with boxes of stolen top secret files in his possession and somehow that ended up being impossible to prosecute.

Feels like there’s a bit of a discrepancy when it comes to Trump on the Epstein jet between “never” and “many times.”

If your defense of Trump is if he’s so bad why didn’t Merrick Garland stop him, um.

The administration timing all this for maximum Christmas dinner pedophilia discussions.

I wonder if Elon Musk is near any of his kids for Xmas.

I think having the piece killed is a response from the administration.

The Trump Class battleships will have the biggest ballrooms.

untrue and sensationalist is the new fake news

Also, the sex criminal is torturing and murdering people right now.

So is the DOJ claiming that the only one in the Epstein files beset by "unfounded and false claims" just happens to have been his best friend for over a decade?

Nothing Trump would love more than to "Dan Rather" Rachel Maddow.

Bari Weiss running something called The Free Press is like Donald Trump starting Truth Social.

The thing with the 60 Minutes segment is I think Bari Weiss wasn't concerned with people seeing is as much as wanting Trump to see her "making tough calls" for him.

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It's going to be seen by more people than the Erika Kirk town hall, isn't it?

Who would have guessed a guy who made his name with a dollar sign would be wasteful with taxpayer money.

I think a good rule of thumb is whenever a new boss starts talking about their North Star, update your resume.

It would be a good time to leak what 60 Minutes story ideas Bari Weiss came in with, given her professed criteria for only breaking new ground.

Getting closer.

Getting closer.

They're going to announce a Running Man competition next.

Imagining having to listen to this in her "I'm the only reasonable person here" voice while opening Indeed.com on my phone.

Anyone done the CBS eye blinking yet?

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

What is 60 Minutes swapping in for their pulled CECOT story?

“The Freethinkers” sounds like what the Klan is called in some dystopian graphic novel.

Weirdly, I’ve never felt the need to apologize more these days.

If only there was some way to connect Trump wishing Ghislaine Maxwell well after her conviction to her being transferred to the least unpleasant incarceration available.

I really think his kink is bullshitting on the Sunday shows.

A generation that grew up on The Simpson's monorail episode shouldn't be buying any of this, and yet.

"Additional information" like Trump having a conniption.