I can think of two words Bad Bunny should say in English and Spanish to make sure everyone gets the message.

As Trump hosts paying members of his club to a ticketed Super Bowl party, remembering when Obama used to hold bipartisan parties at the White House in a room that is now demolished.

Is Trump doing one of his fun “Wear a suit to watch football” parties at Mar-a-Lago today?

The contrast is getting absurd.

Start the pardon countdown clock.

Shout out to all the adult children sighing, "Puerto Rico is part of America, Dad" today.

If it's a typo, it's one for the ages.

In any other administration the editorial pages would be heavy with calls for Lutnick to resign. But our media has become billionaire deformed and scandal normed.

Bill Ackman's fund, Pershing Square, manages 18 billion dollars for wealthy clients, billions of it for the Harvard Endowment Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections

Something wrong Hon, you've barely touched your meat and ferments.

Other countries, that aren't trying to prop up a pathetic and unpopular regime, should put up a Vance boo meter so they can award the crowd that boos the loudest.

Thanks techbros, you're doing God's work.

The Tagger in Chief

“Mr. Foley is chairman of the NTC Group, a private-equity firm” Ah, I see the problem here.

Vance booing should be an official event.

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking.

Can you imagine how much the billionaire owned media is going to tut-tut about politicians using “class war rhetoric” to try to tamp down the one they started?

Mission accomplished

Kind of wonder if the media feels compelled to pretend JD Vance is a viable president just because they assume he will be at some point in the next two years.

Air apparent.

Republicans save their most histrionic umbrage for when Democrats adopt their tactics.

We are warfighters, not woke, now get your asses in those theater seats and learn how to pick dresses for formal balls.

NBC allegedly muting the JD Vance boos is a great way to turn a one day story into a two day story.

so funny to see republicans complaining about this as if they have not been pulling this shit for 15 years.

A staffer made Trump say he’s the least racist president ever.

An excuse given in a panic without the slightest clue about the even more problematic ramifications of the claim.

Good thing the Secret Service Dallas office has such an otherwise unblemished record.

I’ll take the autopen over the autoracist.

It’s weird how the White House can just blame a “staffer” for the racist post as if just any low level flunky can pretend to be the President of the United States at any random time.

There’s nothing like not checking out for a bit as a post goes viral for that most delightful reasons, to dunk on. Completely my fault because what I wrote didn’t reflect what I was thinking and a few more words would have clarified.

Maybe we just need to let politicians get their beak wet on tax revenue so they stop giving away corporate tax breaks for pennies on the dollar.

I’m not sure what the press has more difficulty honestly confronting, openly racist president or openly corrupt president.

Ever think about how the guy who struck gold purporting to enlighten liberals to the nuances of the MAGA mind just went with gutter racism when he was trying to win them over?

Lippy the Lyin’ defends racist jungle video.

It's simple really, when it's outrage over some obvious and quickly corrected slip from a Democrat it's genuine and must be covered on a minimum of 3 front pages, when it's outrage about the President on yet another gutter racism jag, it's fake and will never make the print edition.

He has nostalgia for when it worked to misdirect the suspicion away from him and his boys.

"I just want to find 11,780 votes"

Rename it Trump Dullest Airport.

I can't decide when the Trump account goes on yet another insane late night posting jag if that's genuinely the man having another episode or if it's Steven Cheung demonstrating his dedication to the job of being staff communications asshole.

Concerned callers to the brokerage firm handling the sale of a massive Orlando warehouse to ICE now hear only the 1987 Rick Astley song “Never Gonna Give You Up.” www.orlandosentinel.com/2026/02/06/p...

Fake outrage expert weighs in.

To respond to Trump’s desperate grab for immortality, New York should name Penn Station after Biden, citing his love of trains.

The 250th birthday is the cringe one.

I’m not sure we’ve properly addressed how profoundly disturbing it is that America can largely shrug at the stashing of human beings in giant warehouses.

Skipped dessert.

They really want people to treat them as monsters. They crave the fear.

I wonder if Trump's Epstein birthday letter would have gotten the same attention if it had come out in the context of all the other rich and/or formerly respected men sending him similarly embarrassingly thirsty communications.

"Elon (half redacted) is generally available at SpaceX on Mon, Thurs, and Fri each week. We are located at REDACTED (about 10 mins east of LAX), and our direct is REDACTED."

I can’t believe the Super Bowl halftime show wouldn’t be in English like Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy is.

This feels like a very scientific number.