The "bookseller" account I think is sketchy at best and frequently post incendiary garbage. This is likely from the same "all authors are secretly using it" place of trying to sow discord and hopelessness. But also publishers should fucking pay their editors and maintain reasonable pipelines.

Aw, it feels like just yesterday that all the industry trades were breathlessly telling us that this slop was inevitably going to be the next big thing.

They have arrived! They are adorable, and currently being my pocket friends at work. 🙂 @canarylittle.bsky.social

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

So fucking funny to sell this to big businesses and world governments

Fundraiser for librarian Luanne James, who stood up to her rightwing library board that demanded she remove kids books with any trace of LBGTQ+ characters or content. "I will not comply." They sacked her and cops escorted her out. She's a hero. This banned author just donated.

Super Mario Galaxy Movie's Charlie Day says alleged UnitedHealth CEO Killer Luigi Mangione is his 2nd favorite Luigi

april fools day is over, so everything is serious again. all your jokes will now be prosecuted by the department of justice

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

I hate April Fools' Day but this email I got from Heavy Metal made me laugh.

The President of the United States is incompetent and incapable of doing his job. He should resign or face removal by the 25th Amendment or impeachment.

anyway good night

Spoiler: All reactions bad

A lot of Trump voters I spoke to during the campaign were convinced the Wrong People were getting free stuff and that Trump would make sure the Right People (them) got it. bsky.app/profile/fact...

The headlines are getting more truthful.

You can see pretty clearly when the President decided to reassure a worried nation.

Sadly, with me focusing on getting stuff out regularly, don't really have a new April Fools' video this year. Instead, enjoy that time @phelous.bsky.social reviewed a John Carradine-hosted anthology movie. youtu.be/MYf7gqiwoVs

The "like no one's ever seen before" edit

In terms of political strategy, this speech does feel a lot like Biden forcing an early debate to prove his fitness.

i will not listen to trump talk, if he declares nuclear war i'll find out thru other methods

So, the Iranian regime, according to Trump, is decimated, and they are no longer a threat, and America has won, and everything is great, so why did he send thousands of US troops to the Middle East & how come Iran is still choking the Strait of Hormuz and threatening to strike US companies? Sigh.

So he's broadcasting his intent to commit war crimes? Got it.

Dawg my fascist murderer pedophile president isn’t even funny on television anymore. It’s never been more over

Footage captured from passengers on an airliner above Florida, showing the exact moment the Artemis II mission lifts off.

yeah we know

"We just learned that out." WE. JUST. LEARNED. THAT OUT.

The thing to remember is his residual strategy is to commit war crimes as leverage attempt. Attacking Iran’s electrical grid will unambiguously be the deliberate bombing of a civilian target.

Remember how we felt when Biden blew that last debate well what goes around comes around friendos

it’s a very small consolation prize if it happens but my hope is that some of his supporters out there, watching this rambling shitshow, are getting a sick “oh no, what have I done” feeling in their stomach

Bro just let it happen you can go now you're on TV you're safe just let go

Not great the amount of news organizations that appear to do basically no confirmation on their own before sharing out a story based on a tweet from the Nazi site!

We are a diseased nation, placing bets on why the president is gonna mention during his speech.

It is hard to imagine a more grotesquely corrupt act than profiting from one’s foreknowledge of a war. trib.al/IZqiVqc

My favourite of the courtroom sketches: Trump leaving to the sound of constitutional text, history, and tradition eviscerating his executive order.

Stop using AI to make April Fools jokes about laying off your whole team and adopting AI. Please. It's very cringe!

outlets that ran obvious hoax from nazi child porn site: BBC/Newsweek/MSN/Yahoo USA Today & all Gannett papers (Detroit FP; Ind Star; Cin Enquirer; Cbus Dispatch; FL Times-U; Tennessean; AZ Republic; Milwaukee J-S) All Tegna-owned stations (WUSA, KPNX, KUSA, WXIA, KARE, WTLV, KSDK, WKYC, WTSP)

Ahhhh. Yes. Super Sac. Some of my finest work.

Can you imagine if it happened while he was giving an address to the nation

The death of a nearly blind refugee from Myanmar who was found on a Buffalo street in February — five days after Border Patrol agents left him at a doughnut shop — has been ruled a homicide, authorities said Wednesday. https://to.pbs.org/3NZGHsz

It's that special time of year when Cassie gets to take us on a trip down her memory lane. Full of math magic, excessive jacuzzi time, and we learn there's only one thing better than a motorcycle. It's... Criss Angel: Mindfreak! wimdpod.com/episodes/cri...

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines. Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

Shout out everyone bravely allowing themself just a tiny bit of ai generation, just one day a year as a treat, so you can tell your boring as fuck April fools joke

This kind of explicit gutter racism goes beyond what Buckley would have been willing to publish in his pro-Jim Crow days

"Claude, what is the definition of irony?"

nasa employee: oh hey you four made it wait what are you doing back here four astronauts: earth's haunted nasa employee: what? four astronauts: *loading up MG-43s and looking meaningfully at the blueprint to the white house* earth's haunted

This is some Carl Hiassen-ass scamming.

This man had the time and breath to straight-up hyena-cackle directly into his fucking face while humbling him. Hero.