This is so cool.

Be shocked if she could use velcro

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We’re very sorry sir but you cannot bring your emotional support dragon in here.

But why?

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Bridget Phillipson will introduce new laws to make it possible for Universities to be fined millions of pounds if they don't silence students who protest bigots invited onto their campuses. It's like the Tories never left office.

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X. I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!). So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

Also the bigger question, Why in the first place? Never actually heard a reasoning for mandelsons appointment have we

The big bad signal for the PM is that no MPs are speaking up for him. No loyal backbenchers giving him a break, use up time and some cover. It's just a constant attack from every side of the house.

First album I bought with my own money.

An hour and a half into this and it probably speaks volumes that the opposition benches remain packed while Labour's MPs have left Starmer to deal with it on his own.

I would be confident betting every thing I own that it is 100% illegal to remove anything that has been put in someon's letter box

The big picture problem is that Keir Starmer's initial line as to why he had sacked Peter Mandelson was visibly ridiculous and subsequent developments have made it more so. Now it's basically 'well, I would have DOUBLE not appointed him if I had known!'

Sam Coates reports "We've got some breaking news" It turns out that the head of the civil service told Starmer he should get all the security vetting done before he announced who'd be the new ambassador "Clearly Starmer chose not to do that, [he] chose to ignore formal advice"

“I do not accept that these things happened” ok but they did? They happened and they happened on your watch and you’re the *leader of this fucking country* and more than that, you promised that things would be different if people made you the leader of this fucking country!

I'm fascinated by smart glasses because for like 2 decades now companies have been trying to make them happen in spite of the fact that they have extremely limited utility, major legal issues, no one seems to be asking for them at all, and on top of that they always look like THIS

Very much worried I wasn’t going to accomplish anything today but then I took this picture

At the end of the day Starmer announced the appointment before the vetting was even finished. That was a catastrophic error of judgment considering who he was appointing. Everything else is just noise.

Suspect the Prime Minister's express attacking of foreign office officials is not sensible.

Labour whips’ “lines to to take” sent to MPs for Keir Starmer’s statement. Already getting messages from Labour MPs stunned that Epstein abuse victim is being used to attack Peter Mandelson.

I think in summary re starmer: the ‘adults in the room’ have now had their turn and have fucked it so badly and so comprehensively that we should never, ever hear from them again

Roll out, Troops! The Genetic Infantryman has landed! deadline.com/2026/04/rogu...

Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

I was discussing the concept of mise en scene with someone and I couldn't remember the precise definition so I looked it up. I ended up on the BBC GCSE Bitesize website and found this picture. The error in the caption could start entire WARS.

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

The price is less of a concern than the fact it looks like some sort of Imperial bunker from Star Wars.

"A robot ran faster than a human" like, fukken, yeah. Speedboats swim quicker than people. Helicopters jump better. My milk frother makes better hot chocolate than I do with my bare hands. That's not an *accomplishment*. That's the function of a tool.

Crazy that we have some sort of machine that can move faster than a human being now

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UI vs UX

Honestly, first Reece Witherspoon, now her. I honestly would prefer it if they cleared their throats and went "Now listen peasants, I have certain investments..."

If Arsenal end up winning nothing again having been in the running for 4 trophies a couple of months ago, I don’t think they’ll recover from that.

It was the oh Spursest of times, it was the oh Arsenalest of times

Arsenal rn. 😂

This company needs to be destroyed as a matter of urgency.

I see City v Arsenal is going to be one of *those* games.

seems really bad

We HAVE to get the techbros off the ayahuasca and back on regular old cocaine

Some interesting choices of bath placements.

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strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news

Synthercise improves your moog #art

Totally fine that large parts of the British government are jumping into bed with a company whose public statements are "we are, at a fundamental level, absolutely batshit crazy neofascists".

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Roman blown-glass unguentarium or balsamarium in the shape of a dove, found at Rovasenda near Vercelli in N Italy, sealed since its manufacture about 1900 years ago, containing the remains of a cosmetic and the liquid in which it was once suspended. One would have snapped off the tail to open. 🏺

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com