found the person in charge of food delivery substitutions

Labours attitudes towards water companies is one of the starkest examples of how they'll do anything to protect the status quo. The case for water nationalisation is so bloody obvious to everyone - yet they'll do anything they can to keep the failed privatisation experiment.

They so clearly have zero understanding of why they got trounced last week.

Crochet Friends: am I right that if the yarn keeps splitting it's worth trying a larger hook?

Reform are in denial about why they lost by 12% in Gorton & Denton (60% white, 80% UK-born) after losing by 11% in Caerphilly (98% white, 98% UK-born) to Plaid Cyrmu Both seats unusual in seeing more people vote than at last Welsh Senedd/last GE: more voters turned out to stop Reform than supoort

A vote for Labour is a vote for Farage. Labour voters need to stop with their endless purity tests and fall in line with the Greens to stop fascism, or they'll forever be remembered as fascist enablers

Turns out lowering bills, protecting the NHS and rebuilding our public services is really popular. This is just the beginning - people are seeing through the attacks and demanding something better. And we're making hope normal again - together. news.sky.com/story/greens...

The fact that The Greens are viewed as radical when all they are doing is filling the void where Labour were only a few years ago is insane.

Good lord. What an abject failure the Blue Labour strategy has been.

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

Dearest people who don’t read or remember history: The reason Iran is ruled by Ayatollahs now is because the U.S. overthrew the democratically-elected Iranian President in 1953 to help American oil interests.

This is what we’re burning the planet for.

At least they’re not eating it raw, I guess.

You can't analyse this stuff. It's the foreign policy equivalent of free jazz.

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

We started a war with no clear goal, no exit strategy, no legitimate casus belli, no domestic legal authorization, no allies, and seemingly no real plan at all — and now, having done all that and unable to take it back, we're starting to worry if things could spin out of control.

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Truly the stupidest timeline.

A functional country would yeet polymarket and kalshi into the sun

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I see the leopards are hitting the unlimited face buffet again

Imagine there was a war on in the Middle East and the US president was using his time to talk about curtains...

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

Is it because it was written in crayon on the back of a McDonalds wrapper?

What the fuck was the point of running a consultation if they’re just going to ignore the 95% of people that said this is a terrible idea? I hate these people.

This - after a public consultation that came down c95% against corporate copyright theft - is a hearty move towards this government’s spineless purchased representatives needing to be hoofed in the crotch by us all, in a big queue until they get the message.

continues to be wild that we could so easily have a way better world but a bunch of joyless emotionally-stunted billionaires think it’s more important to sit atop a hoard of more cash than they’ll ever spend than to ensure that people can eat, breathe, and live

Abysmal, immoral, cruel, small hearted, tiny minded, ineffective, undemocratic, and just generally utterly indecent. What a bitter godforesaken disappointment these people are. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Integration Commission Enforcement has quite the acronym.

The guy whose full-time job is renaming and un-renaming the HBO Max app is thrilled by the merger news.

So much will be said about all this in the coming days, but IMO the biggest takeaway is that James Watt and Martin Dickie each pocketed more than the price BrewDog was eventually sold for, while 500 hardworking staff are now out of a job & 220k equity punks don't get a dime. Absolute charlatans.

Great label.

“The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.”

People in the Media pretend that Britain's base in Cyprus is just a nice place protecting civilians. The locals paid to have this road sign put up.

People refuse to acknowledge how an LLM actually works, and insist on assigning meaning and understanding to its output. There is no meaning, and the system understands neither the user’s question nor its own “response.”

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I’m sure this is a very good & fine development.

“Constitution destroyed in plane crash” feels like a VEEP joke that they scrapped for going too far.

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Observe this "debate" over who should decide on what clothes kids are allowed to wear. Labour say parents, Tories say the state. Both of course in total agreement that the kids themselves should have no say in it at all.

In a recent interview, Cillian Murphy officially spoke out about the reports that he has been cast as Voldemort in HBO's #HarryPotter TV series: “I’m categorically not. Can you make that the headline?” Source: The Times | Learn More: bit.ly/4sjY99S

Shot: Kemi Badenoch backs US military action, warning that if Iran gets nukes, the UK will be nuked. Chaser: Tory MP Edward Leigh in Commons 'What evidence actually is there that Iran was on the cusp of acquiring (nukes) and since when has regime change from the skies actually changed a regime?’

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really noticeable tendency of MPs struggling to think about foreign policy other than as mise-en-scene for their own domestic/partisan beef. Over in the Kemiverse, a US war on Iran is best understood through the internal dynamics of Labour's electoral coalition?

I am begging you, everyone, please do not use LLMs as a source of information for anything important

Genuinely astonishing the extent to which the 3 main losing parties have all abandoned the idea that you never, ever blame the voters. Fuck them all, tbqh