"Dear World Cup 2026 You gave us Vikings rowing A Scottish invasion You dared us to dream. You gave us one last chance to say goodbye to the legends And introduced us to the future. You unleashed Haaland And reminded us why Mbappé is inevitable You gave us Keyne."

"Dear World Cup 2026 You gave us Vikings rowing A Scottish invasion You dared us to dream. You gave us one last chance to say goodbye to the legends And introduced us to the future. You unleashed Haaland And reminded us why Mbappé is inevitable You gave us Keyne."

Hilarious‼️ 😬 Never related to the Spanish team more than seeing their faces when they're up close to that creep. Lamine Yamal refused to shake hands with Trump, but shook the hands of Claudia Sheinbaum & Mark Carney.

Just reminding you how France & England treated each other after the whistle blew.

I can't get over how Messi twice witnessed Leandro Paredes attack Spain's players & both times was unfazed, unbothered, & nonchalant. 😵‍💫 How did Messi become captain of the team with 0 leadership skills? 😵

Commentators bragged about how they built this Argentine team around Messi's needs. 🇦🇷 I guess Malfoy needed his Crabbes and Goyles. 👀

Only in an Argentina final could we be so busy talking about Leandro Paredes choking someone, that we forget that Enzo Fernández fucking flipped someone. 🏟 I wonder, did anyone ask Messi at the end, was it all worth it? 😵 FIFA paved a yellow brick road to the final for the ugliest team. 🇦🇷

Only in an Argentina final could we be so busy talking about Leandro Paredes choking someone, that we forget that Enzo Fernández fucking flipped someone. 🏟 I wonder, did anyone ask Messi at the end, was it all worth it? 😵 FIFA paved a yellow brick road to the final for the ugliest team. 🇦🇷

Hilarious‼️ 😬 Never related to the Spanish team more than seeing their faces when they're up close to that creep. Lamine Yamal refused to shake hands with Trump, but shook the hands of Claudia Sheinbaum & Mark Carney.

I can't get over how Messi twice witnessed Leandro Paredes attack Spain's players & both times was unfazed, unbothered, & nonchalant. 😵‍💫 How did Messi become captain of the team with 0 leadership skills? 😵

Update: I've had some time to think about it and I feel even more at peace than I thought I would. 😬 ⚽️🏆✌🏻🇪🇸 🏟

The most important thing I've learned from this World Cup is that Germany made the right move letting all their evil people move to Argentina. In fact, once we get rid of Trump, I think we should encourage MAGA to emigrate there as well. I think they could be really happy together.

How I'm going to sleep after 39 straight days of fútbol ends with: ⚽️ Spain winning the World Cup ⚽️ Kylian Mbappé becoming FIFA's all-time scorer with 22 goals at 27 yrs old ⚽️ Mbappé winning the Golden Boot with 10 goals ⚽️ Haaland tying Jude for 3rd with 7 goals despite only 5 games to his 8

Within seconds of the final whistle blowing, Argentina's Leandro Paredes chokes Spaniard: Eric García, and then goes for the throat of Gavi. 🇪🇸 JHC. 🇦🇷

Within seconds of the final whistle blowing, Argentina's Leandro Paredes chokes Spaniard: Eric García, and then goes for the throat of Gavi. 🇪🇸 JHC. 🇦🇷

When you bribed Infantino only to get you to the final & the referee suddenly starts giving you the yellow and red cards you would have gotten in all the games leading up to it. 🙃🏟⚽️✌🏻🏆

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Neither of them are immigrants‼️ They're black people with foreign sounding names: which means people exclude them and treat them like they don't belong even though: Saka is English by birth: born & raised British. Mbappé is French by birth: born & raised French.

Human beings just being good human beings. ⚽️🏆🏟 Frankly - getting third & fourth place (out of 48 teams), while still maintaining your soul, is a hell of a lot better than selling your soul to get to #1.

Updated: The only World Cup Final we need!! ⚽️🏟🏆 0 Yellow | 0 Red cards 10 Goals 1 Penalty Hat Trick for Saka Jude became all-time English scorer Mbappé became all-time World Cup scorer Surpasses Messi in Golden Boot by 2 goals Better than a script! 👀

Human beings just being good human beings. ⚽️🏆🏟 Frankly - getting third & fourth place (out of 48 teams), while still maintaining your soul, is a hell of a lot better than selling your soul to get to #1.

Word. 😅

Updated: The only World Cup Final we need!! ⚽️🏟🏆 0 Yellow | 0 Red cards 10 Goals 1 Penalty Hat Trick for Saka Jude became all-time English scorer Mbappé became all-time World Cup scorer Surpasses Messi in Golden Boot by 2 goals Better than a script! 👀

Zero yellow cards Zero red cards 7 goals Mbappé surpassing Messi for golden boot AND all-time World Cup scoring history. No free kicks No penalties THIS is the only World Cup final we need. 😉 Forget the scripted final to come.

Bright side: What if 🤔 Infantino cheating to keep Argentina in is giving hateful Argentines & MAGA Americans just enough time to meet, exchange numbers, realize they're soul mates. They can eat burgers with black buns & commiserate about their inferiority-superiority complex happily ever after.

NIGHT SOCCER! 🏟 The restaurant industry has a huge number of fútbol fans. Instead of making the assumption that night owls are hooligans, Mamdani accommodated their schedule. 🤍⚽️

NIGHT SOCCER! 🏟 The restaurant industry has a huge number of fútbol fans. Instead of making the assumption that night owls are hooligans, Mamdani accommodated their schedule. 🤍⚽️

The most important thing I've learned from this World Cup is that Germany made the right move letting all their evil people move to Argentina. In fact, once we get rid of Trump, I think we should encourage MAGA to emigrate there as well. I think they could be really happy together.

Vozinha's newfound fame is well-deserved. Spain 🇪🇸 beat: France 🇫🇷 Belgium 🇧🇪 Portugal 🇵🇹 Uruguay 🇺🇾 The only team they couldn't beat was Cabo Verde's stellar defense. 🇨🇻 🤍

May I introduce you to José Andrés: The Spanish chef who owns 7 fabulous restaurants in DC & elsewhere - celebrating Spain's goal. 🇪🇸 Andrés founded World Central Kitchen after Haiti's earthquake to bring chefs to disaster areas to feed people. They've gone to Ukraine & Gaza as well. 🤍 wck.org

When 🇧🇷 Brazil & Norway 🇳🇴 played each other, Norway knocked Brazil out - but the Brazilian fans still partied with them. 😉 👀

There's a reason the internet hates Argentina right now & their reaction to winning a game is proof of it. We have so many beautiful videos of rival fans after games giving each other hugs, being kind, partying anyway. Good vibes. Argentina has singlehandedly ruined the good feelings. Classless.

Vozinha's newfound fame is well-deserved. Spain 🇪🇸 beat: France 🇫🇷 Belgium 🇧🇪 Portugal 🇵🇹 Uruguay 🇺🇾 The only team they couldn't beat was Cabo Verde's stellar defense. 🇨🇻 🤍

In 1986, Maradona raised his hand to intentionally score a goal. Claiming he cheated as retribution for the Falklands. They won 🇦🇷 2-1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Maradona was Messi's idol. Yesterday, some kid watched his idol celebrate like this. 👇🏼 Ensuring a new generation will carry this pathetic grudge 40 yrs longer.

Argentina's team are holding a banner that says "Las Malvinas Son Argentinas." In 1982, they fought a 10 wk war over the Falklands / Malvinas. Argentina lost. They never got over it. Hence Maradona's retribution in 1986. Political messaging is explicitly banned by FIFA & can lead to match bans.

In 1986, Maradona raised his hand to intentionally score a goal. Claiming he cheated as retribution for the Falklands. They won 🇦🇷 2-1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Maradona was Messi's idol. Yesterday, some kid watched his idol celebrate like this. 👇🏼 Ensuring a new generation will carry this pathetic grudge 40 yrs longer.

Can we agree in paradox? That FIFA is the best 🌎 World Party & simultaneously sucks the life out of their own party by being so corrupt? Yeah, it's a whirlwind of mixed emotions. One has to consciously exist in the liminal space between 2 truths. But many beautiful humans found a way to do it. 🤍

Cabo Verde, Egypt, and Norway give their teams parades for champions. 🇨🇻 🇪🇬 🇳🇴 As one Norwegian put it: "It's nice to be a country that celebrates how far you've come. Not just where you finish." 🏆⚽️ When it concerns FIFA, that's not just a principle of self-love. It's pragmatic survival. 👀 🙃

Messi: FIFA's new poster child for fair play. 🏆⚽️ Just picturing how fast Haaland would've raced to Bellingham's defense if he'd been there. 🆘️ 👀

Maybe it's cause I live in a country where some 80 million people worship a cult hero against all evidence he's corrupt... But y'all need to find a way to open your eyes to Messi & the disgusting Argentine Football Association. When you're out of the cult, come find me.

Can we agree in paradox? That FIFA is the best 🌎 World Party & simultaneously sucks the life out of their own party by being so corrupt? Yeah, it's a whirlwind of mixed emotions. One has to consciously exist in the liminal space between 2 truths. But many beautiful humans found a way to do it. 🤍

May I introduce you to José Andrés: The Spanish chef who owns 7 fabulous restaurants in DC & elsewhere - celebrating Spain's goal. 🇪🇸 Andrés founded World Central Kitchen after Haiti's earthquake to bring chefs to disaster areas to feed people. They've gone to Ukraine & Gaza as well. 🤍 wck.org

Cabo Verde, Egypt, and Norway give their teams parades for champions. 🇨🇻 🇪🇬 🇳🇴 As one Norwegian put it: "It's nice to be a country that celebrates how far you've come. Not just where you finish." 🏆⚽️ When it concerns FIFA, that's not just a principle of self-love. It's pragmatic survival. 👀 🙃

"Winning reveals your skill. Losing reveals your character." Here's Haaland's philosophy going into the World Cup: you have to find enjoyment amidst the pressure. And Haaland's post-loss interview: defending the very guy who knocked Norway out with 2 goals. He's a class act through & through. 🇳🇴🏆

Last Words of Joan Sebastian Guerrero: "I tried to stop." Last Words of Alex Pretti: "Are you ok?" Last Words of Renee Good: "I'm not mad at you." Last Words of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo: "They're killing me." -Via Headquarters

Last Words of Joan Sebastian Guerrero: "I tried to stop." Last Words of Alex Pretti: "Are you ok?" Last Words of Renee Good: "I'm not mad at you." Last Words of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo: "They're killing me." -Via Headquarters

"Winning reveals your skill. Losing reveals your character." Here's Haaland's philosophy going into the World Cup: you have to find enjoyment amidst the pressure. And Haaland's post-loss interview: defending the very guy who knocked Norway out with 2 goals. He's a class act through & through. 🇳🇴🏆

The Norwegians have tricked everybody into World Peace. 🌎✌🏻 🥁 Ro! 🚣‍♂️ means, both, "row" and "tranquility, calm, peace." 🤍 They told us they were rowing us into battle. While subliminally bamboozling us into being happier people. 🇳🇴 ⚽️ 🥁 That is just so Norwegian of them.

Sending love to this little country of 5.6 million. 🇳🇴 🤍 They were ranked #31 when they came in the tournament. They hadn't qualified in 28 years. They're usually reserved & humble. But the whole world fell in love with their fans 🚣‍♂️ & their Haaland. 🤍 🏆⚽️ Come out of your shell more often.