They’ve somehow removed the perspective on the camera on the Mosconi Cup and it’s terrifying

Quantity Street, more like. (1974)

Airplane (1980)

A good test ofAI vs Intellectual Property would be to get AI to use a Premier League game as source material, and broadcast in real time with a few tweaks. We’d suddenly find not everything is fair game to be regurgitated without compensating the owner.

They must have found Andrew’s costumes at the Oxfam.

Devastating news for those like me who were sure Taylor could fix them.

Your Granda on when he was an apprentice

You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full. In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.

To be fair, both went through a lot of Carling.

This.

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

Let’s get Jase over 100k on YouTube. Great selection of song lessons for NOTHING, and even better if you have a question he’s really approachable.

Imagine the pitch meeting. 'A completely new kind of detective show..' 'Go on.' 'Turns the genre on its head.' 'I'm intrigued.' 'Are you truly ready for this..?'

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No one knows anything anymore

To the tune of Eric Carmen's 1975 hit All By Myself:

A film that takes place where you’re from

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

Aaaa…CHOO!

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax Them: What band are you in Me: Erm, The Charlatans Them: Your council tax band? 😬

International Bright Young Thing by Jesus Jones. The song, it’s title, the band name is all just awful.

KAYLEIGH IS IT TOO LATE TO SAY I’M SORRY

Keep ringing mountain rescue to help me but my nearest What3Words are “Sorry False Alarm” and “Genuinely I’m Fine”

🤷🏻‍♂️ I’ll just pee in the sink.

Post a warning

A fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer Hard mode: no villains

What perfect albums came out when you were 16?

I painted my wife's portrait, and she said the style was 'a bit too Picasso' for her liking. She's got a blinking cheek.

The size of that entry keypad!

I swear Glastonbury gets worse every year. I haven't heard of any of these bands.

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Cooking shows replacing Saturday morning kids TV.

Someone: Thirty years ago... Me, nodding: The 70s

Two seasons into SAS Rogue Heroes and they haven’t exposed one dodgy builder

I think she’s just given herself away. I’m certain on this one. #Traitors

Lisa: I am an ordained Anglican Priest. Everyone else #TheTraitors

Who told the comedy removals man from a 70s sitcom he was allowed to play the piano? #totp

Who is this odd Billy Idol lookalike? Oh, it’s Billy Idol. #totp

*plays Terry and June theme*

(From Kent) #totp

Making pop bands sing live killed TOTP. Pop doesn’t benefit from being live. #totp