Profiteroles. Meh.

Every news bulletin atm

Loads of good things to take forward there. Love to Ibou. #LFC

❤️ #LFC

When it happens…

When it happens…

An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

😭

Marc Almond did some brilliant stuff between 89-91 ish. Superb pop. #totp

THERES NO FOG #totp

“Not now, Hucknall.” #totp

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

Focus on the fact she doesn’t like or eat sandwiches. Ghoulish.

Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to his on-screen mother Catherine O’Hara: “Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”

Catherine O’Hara 🫡 RIP

be careful out there guys I left two tickets to melania’s film in my car and someone broke in and left two more

Yes it is, Rachel.

The Melania film has had more cultural impact than Avatar. *send post*

AI still can’t make me a brew, poindexters.

Jesus wept.

If you keep calling us names, we will kill more of you.

Never pass up the opportunity to have a bit of a sit down or a piss.

Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.

“In time you’ll be able to ask it how to replace you”

Matt Goodwin was my university tutor. I’ll have a few things to say about him over the coming weeks.

Deleting Signal now it’s compromised. Find me posting on Teletext at Blue Suede Views.

We are in a world where it has to be stated that shootings of civilians are unpopular, as the alternative is possible and believable.

Matt Badloss more like. Eh lads?

I wish One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing was a news story about Lee Anderson.

Something I saw today and thought I’d share here. Reasons to Stay is a suicide prevention project reaching people at difficult moments through anonymous letters written by volunteers. Each letter on the site was written by a real person and is delivered at random when you visit the page.

Woke up to a leaking window.

You can find these on YouTube. 70s Sesame is 🐐, just absolutely wild experimental stuff. “Hey boss, what if Phil Glass did some animated music videos for us?” “Sounds good”

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

‘Great question! There are two H’s in “grievous bodily harm” and five E’s in “We can’t help you right now”’

Babe, wake up, they've unlocked a new level of internalised white supremacy

If Badenoch hadn’t won the leadership she’d be in Reform now. Absolutely no doubt.

Saw the Braverman news

Walking into 2026 like

Just cried with laughter watching this.

Morning.

That was quite a game. #thefootball

lol at Labour. Hopeless.

You know when people say “You have to appreciate the small things” my thought process is “Why aren’t the big things better? Why are the big things so shit?”

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."