Finally, some good news.

Wonderwall is worse than Hitler.

It’s ok. A red man at the pub 2 years ago said any clown could win the Euros and World Cup managing England. #thefootball

lol at Shearer saying that was a surprise. Have you never watched England? #thefootball

Die MCA

Shifts in tax structure have made the economy ideal for corporate growth.

“Yes, it’s your fault, plebians.”

Hydration break.

“No, you’re not good enough for Strictly. We’ve gone with a dour clown and someone with no presenting experience” “Kthxbai”

I think Melt and Mowbray have sunstroke. More inane than ever. #thefootball

Burnham is going to fall on his arse.

Hydration break.

“I was watching John Wick with my mother in law when… Jesus tittyfucking Christ!”

Hydration break

@scientits.bsky.social I’ve been thinking about your snowman tweet a lot today. 😂

Just joining in but knighthood for Djed Spence.

I’ve seen that match so many times. #thefootball

Hydration break.

Ghana causing England confusion by running. #thefootball

I think he’ll still partake.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the first player in World Cup history to score whilst serving a 3 match ban for violent conduct

Hydration break.

“Enormous heat dome”

I imagine Ronaldo will have a full length mirror and a tub of moisturiser ready for after his flat track bully hat trick against Uzbekistan later.

It’s Amazon surveillance device day!

I see the plan to ensure the world’s best strikers are playing plenty of games against farmers is working.

Sorry if it’s raining. I wore beige chinos.

There’s still time.

Streeting is such a horrendous plastic bastard.

Someone should follow Stop Brexit guy around with a pneumatic hammer.

“I’ll just hang around here. For 30 days or so”

Hot takes and hydration breaks.

A perfect week for hot takes.

Yep, it’s dead.

Hydration break.

I call this commentary team Melt and Mowbray. #thefootball

“They just weren’t racist enough for me”

Fuck me.

Baked Beans. Pure revulsion.

“It was an involuntary, subconscious twitch”

“Would you like to see my TikTok?”

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My wife saw this review while looking for trousers for our son. Took a moment.

If there’s only one of Milli Vanilli left surely he is Millus Vanillus.

Saw a post that reminded me of this so I had to listen. Pure joy. Both missed.

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After the news about Kevin Keegan’s health, now Kenny. I wish them both the very best with their treatment. #LFC