Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

What I’m wearing to the BlueSky Christmas party.

“It all kicked off when I discovered that humans also needed to drink”

Could I BE any less bothered?

Re the Hillsborough police conduct findings, I’m just going to post the words of Margaret Aspinall. #JFT97 #LFC

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Watching the Ukraine/Russia wealth enhancement talks closely to see how much Trump and cronies make out of it.

RIP The Judge. A great player. Loved watching him. #thecricket

In the series of things I meant to watch years ago but never did, I watched The Constant Gardener last night. Was good. Hints of Edge of Darkness about it. Didn’t have the unhinged element of that but pretty bleak nonetheless. More film reviews as I have them.

Small win on the premium bonds.

Morning.

LadBaby are worse than Hitler.

Shithousing aside, I thought Chelsea used some decent tactics to keep Arsenal at bay. Everyone up the pitch for goal kicks and keeping 3 or more men well forward when defending corners. Seemed to work ok. #thefootball

This is Agent Johnson. No, the other one.

Not to stoke any controversy but Lethal Weapon is a Christmas film.

Had a pleasant evening out. Now watching Die Hard.

I’ve been to a school Christmas fair. #notapaedophile

Mirth Song #totp

What about chickens?! What about peas?! #totp

Wonderwall is a huge, steaming dog turd. #totp

Robson and Jerome now have three adopted children and live happily in Cleethorpes. #totp

LV was in Ginsters Paradise. #totp

Imagine saying Simply Red are your favourite band. Absolutely mind blowing. #totp

“Not now, Hucknall.” #totp

Imagine him saying You Are Not Alone to a child in his care. #totp

Seal wasn’t actually a seal. #totp

Roll With It is a huge, steaming dog turd #totp

Whoops, I’ve got a lot of money #totp

Michael Jackson had two failed patents for Jesus Juice #totp

Common People is the peak of Britpop. Despite not being Britpop. #totp

If you meet someone who thinks Pulp are one hit wonders then please report them to the authorities. #totp

RIP Scatman #totp

Bjork introducing Robson and Jerome must rupture the space time continuum #totp

Is Home Alone a Christmas film?

Had an enormous crush on Bjork #totp

The Outhere Brother need a laptop check #totp

Alex Party just reminds me of being pissed. #totp

Obsessed with the short tongued Predator. #totp

I can’t condone Celine Dion #totp

Who’s that beautiful brunette mouse with a lovely voice? #TOTP

I enjoyed the first four episodes of Stranger Things 5. It’s a banter.

Did someone say beveragino?

Happy Bezos surveillance equipment day!

*it isn’t always going to maximise shareholder wealth, so I need to stop it.

“Is the spa demolished?”

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.

“I live in a fully owned £2m house but I cannot afford to eat!!”

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen. Saint Etienne Cleo Laine and John Dankworth Autechre Jack Jones Oscar Peterson