Jesus wept.

If you keep calling us names, we will kill more of you.

Never pass up the opportunity to have a bit of a sit down or a piss.

Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.

“In time you’ll be able to ask it how to replace you”

Matt Goodwin was my university tutor. I’ll have a few things to say about him over the coming weeks.

Deleting Signal now it’s compromised. Find me posting on Teletext at Blue Suede Views.

We are in a world where it has to be stated that shootings of civilians are unpopular, as the alternative is possible and believable.

Matt Badloss more like. Eh lads?

I wish One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing was a news story about Lee Anderson.

Something I saw today and thought I’d share here. Reasons to Stay is a suicide prevention project reaching people at difficult moments through anonymous letters written by volunteers. Each letter on the site was written by a real person and is delivered at random when you visit the page.

Woke up to a leaking window.

You can find these on YouTube. 70s Sesame is 🐐, just absolutely wild experimental stuff. “Hey boss, what if Phil Glass did some animated music videos for us?” “Sounds good”

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

‘Great question! There are two H’s in “grievous bodily harm” and five E’s in “We can’t help you right now”’

Babe, wake up, they've unlocked a new level of internalised white supremacy

If Badenoch hadn’t won the leadership she’d be in Reform now. Absolutely no doubt.

Saw the Braverman news

Walking into 2026 like

Just cried with laughter watching this.

Morning.

That was quite a game. #thefootball

lol at Labour. Hopeless.

You know when people say “You have to appreciate the small things” my thought process is “Why aren’t the big things better? Why are the big things so shit?”

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

And in the end, The love you take, Is equal to, The love you make

But oh, that magic feeling.

I’m nearly at side 2…

I’m listening to Abbey Road. It’s very good.

No.

I saw Slot blamed the result on being tired. #LFC

11th time in 23 games we’ve conceded 2+ goals. Only 7 clean sheets. No wonder we’re massively inconsistent when we’re haemorrhaging goals left, right and centre.

Abysmal stuff #LFC

I get the feeling that Slot thinks 2-2 would be enough from this game. And that he has the excuses for 2-1. It’s all a bit Roy. #LFC

I see Gomez is still made of glass. Shame for him. #LFC

Abysmal stuff #LFC

Abysmal stuff #LFC

“I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat with an array of weaponry”

Ah good. A Led By Donkeys video. Trump is surely doomed. And they get a new car each.

These were always a bad idea.

“Captain Tom memorial spa”

I had a craving for a curd tart today.

Did someone say beveragino?

Surely we can’t let Robbo go now? In the summer, ok. #LFC

I’ve just formed a board of peace. I’d give it 10 minutes if I were you.

Nearly a third of old people put their phones in leather wallets so they can open them like a book.

It will be news to the boss that the US economy needs turning around.