It’s a question (and answer) I give in my last tour show!

She just gets a career. I get the trophy!

As long as I win, nothing else matters.

#Books RHLSTP with Richard Herring RHLSTP Book Club 160 - Matt Parker Love Triangle Book Club - Richard @herring1967.bsky.social with mathematician @standupmaths.bsky.social talking about his exciting book about triangles. shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...

A cracking Maths based RHLSTP Book Club with brainy Matt Parker talking about Love Triangle is now up here shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... Buy the book here uk.bookshop.org/p/books/love... Come and see RHLSTP live (Mat Baynton and Richard Osman Dec 1) richardherring.com/rhlstp (more in 2026)

Joining Richard Osman on the RHLSTP on 1st December at the Leicester Square Theatre is Ghosts star Mathew Baynton. BOOK QUICK, still a few £18.50 tickets left. www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...

Those Ed Fringe RHLSTPs keep coming, this week with Rhys Darby, Dan Schreiber and Buttons from the Cryptid Factor podcast. shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... Come and see RHLSTP live richardherring.com/rhlstp Richard Osman and another big name (though smaller person) are guests on 1st December.

Another phenomenal guest for 1st December RHLSTP at Leicester Sq Theatre is announced to badgers in your members' area. Become a badger here gofasterstripe.com/badges Already confirmed for that gig is Richard Osman so BOOK NOW www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...

Gary Sparrow levels of paucity of ambition.

On 1st December RHLSTP favourite Richard Osman will be joining me again at the Leicester Square Theatre. It's selling fast. Book now www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...

One of the guests for December 1st RHLSTP revealed in today's substack richardherring.substack.com/p/im-not-a-c... Buy tickets here www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...

This is a great listen!

Another fantastic guest for RHLSTP has just been announced to badgers in their secret area at rhlstp.co.uk. 1st December show. Become a badger here gofasterstripe.com/badges. Buy tickets to the show here www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...

#Podcasts #Comedy RHLSTP with Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social Retro RHLSTP 122 - Chris McCausland A Retro episode of #RHLSTP with Chris McCausland shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...

I never said it would end that way

I can't make money from this power, but you can. Tune in every week to find out what the spurs score will be. If I bet on it, it doesn't happen. But you can. #magic

Not even listening or watching. I do this by instinct alone

Told you

Any second now

There's 1

Leaving it late, but it's coming

2-1 spurs

However fast I run I always seem to come about 203rd! Next week I hope to hit the top 200!

Took a minute off this year's PB at Park Run. 27.47 . Almost 8 mins faster than I was two months ago #parkrun.

Exactly. Would take less than a month to turn the whole thing to shit.

Putting it in perspective, assuming an individual Ferrero Rocher costs 50p it would be enough to handle 41 years of doubling from a single chocolate in the first year. Doesn’t seem a lot put in those terms.

Please remember that a trillion sounds a lot, but it's only 1000 billion, so it's not really that big a deal.

Big fan of Adam Kay's books. Great to have him on Book Club shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... Buy the new novel here uk.bookshop.org/p/books/a-pa... See RHLSTP live richardherring.com/rhlstp

#Podcasts #Books RHLSTP with Richard Herring RHLSTP Book Club 159 - Adam Kay A Particularly Nasty Case Richard @herring1967.bsky.social talks to ex-doctor and best-selling author @amateuradam.bsky.social about his first novel, A Particularly Nasty Case. shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...

Sure $1 trillion dollars seems a lot, but when you take tax into account it’s not that much.

I was in the audience for this one! Listen closely and you may be able to hear me laughing. (Unlikely, it was packed to the rafters.)

Another Edinburgh Fringe podcast, this one with the sublime David O Doherty is now up here shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... or wherever you pod. More live dates coming up. Details here. Support us if you can richardherring.com/rhlstp

#Podcasts #Comedy RHLSTP with Richard Herring RHLSTP 587 - David O'Doherty @phlaimeaux.bsky.social This episode Richard @herring1967.bsky.social is joined by David O'Doherty! shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...

Also going for arsenal 3-0

In French chat gpt sounds like "chatte j'ai pété" which means "pussy I farted". Every time a French person talks about chat gpt it sounds like they are saying "pussy I farted" We don't talk about this enough

Think it will be 2-1 spurs tonight

Thanks for pointing out the error!

#Podcasts #Comedy @herring1967.bsky.social RHLSTP with Richard Herring Retro RHLSTP 121 - Sara Pascoe A Retro Episode with Sara Pascoe shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...

You are not the only one

Looks like I can put the podcast out now.

Official time 58.42. Suck on that.

Hooray

Must be nice to live in a universe where anything that can’t think doesn’t exist.

Retro RHLSTP with Sara Pascoe now up as a full FREE video for the first time www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRJp... Or listen here shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... Live shows coming up. Tonight is sold out so book early for the others richardherring.com/rhlstp

I think I am, therefore I might be.

Also 2 months ago I could barely run up the hill by our house at all. So it’s come back pretty quick.

No. It’s now much harder to keep balance so it’s like running 10k on a tightrope

Knebworth (quite hilly) 10k in 59 mins (maybe a second under). Pretty pleased with that on minimal training (haven’t run over 6km this year).

If only it was that simple!

Classic 2-1 spurs