Richard Herring
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Writer, comedian, podcaster, stone-clearer, snookerist, ventriloquist
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Comedian, ventriloquist, stone-clearer, self-playing snookerist, podcaster, blogger, writer, monoball.
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It’s a question (and answer) I give in my last tour show!
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about 18 hours ago
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She just gets a career. I get the trophy!
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about 18 hours ago
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As long as I win, nothing else matters.
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about 19 hours ago
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Richard Herring
B&W Thornton of Stratford-upon-Avon
1 day ago
#Books
RHLSTP with Richard Herring RHLSTP Book Club 160 - Matt Parker Love Triangle Book Club - Richard
@herring1967.bsky.social
with mathematician
@standupmaths.bsky.social
talking about his exciting book about triangles.
shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
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RHLSTP Book Club 160 - Matt Parker | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
Love Triangle
https://shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episodes/rhlstp-book-club-160-matt-parker
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A cracking Maths based RHLSTP Book Club with brainy Matt Parker talking about Love Triangle is now up here
shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Buy the book here
uk.bookshop.org/p/books/love...
Come and see RHLSTP live (Mat Baynton and Richard Osman Dec 1)
richardherring.com/rhlstp
(more in 2026)
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about 24 hours ago
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Joining Richard Osman on the RHLSTP on 1st December at the Leicester Square Theatre is Ghosts star Mathew Baynton. BOOK QUICK, still a few ÂŁ18.50 tickets left.
www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...
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Those Ed Fringe RHLSTPs keep coming, this week with Rhys Darby, Dan Schreiber and Buttons from the Cryptid Factor podcast.
shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Come and see RHLSTP live
richardherring.com/rhlstp
Richard Osman and another big name (though smaller person) are guests on 1st December.
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3 days ago
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Another phenomenal guest for 1st December RHLSTP at Leicester Sq Theatre is announced to badgers in your members' area. Become a badger here
gofasterstripe.com/badges
Already confirmed for that gig is Richard Osman so BOOK NOW
www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...
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Go Faster Stripe
http://gofasterstripe.com/badges
3 days ago
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Gary Sparrow levels of paucity of ambition.
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3 days ago
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On 1st December RHLSTP favourite Richard Osman will be joining me again at the Leicester Square Theatre. It's selling fast. Book now
www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...
4 days ago
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One of the guests for December 1st RHLSTP revealed in today's substack
richardherring.substack.com/p/im-not-a-c...
Buy tickets here
www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...
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I'm Not A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here
Warming Up
https://richardherring.substack.com/p/im-not-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of
4 days ago
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EddyBizzle
5 days ago
This is a great listen!
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Another fantastic guest for RHLSTP has just been announced to badgers in their secret area at
rhlstp.co.uk
. 1st December show. Become a badger here
gofasterstripe.com/badges
. Buy tickets to the show here
www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...
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RHLSTP
https://rhlstp.co.uk
5 days ago
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Richard Herring
B&W Thornton of Stratford-upon-Avon
5 days ago
#Podcasts
#Comedy
RHLSTP with Richard Herring
@herring1967.bsky.social
Retro RHLSTP 122 - Chris McCausland A Retro episode of
#RHLSTP
with Chris McCausland
shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
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Retro RHLSTP 122 - Chris McCausland | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
Brian Conley’s C*ck
https://shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episodes/retro-rhlstp-122-chris-mccausland
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I never said it would end that way
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7 days ago
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I can't make money from this power, but you can. Tune in every week to find out what the spurs score will be. If I bet on it, it doesn't happen. But you can.
#magic
7 days ago
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Not even listening or watching. I do this by instinct alone
7 days ago
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Told you
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7 days ago
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Any second now
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7 days ago
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There's 1
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7 days ago
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Leaving it late, but it's coming
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7 days ago
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2-1 spurs
7 days ago
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However fast I run I always seem to come about 203rd! Next week I hope to hit the top 200!
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7 days ago
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Took a minute off this year's PB at Park Run. 27.47 . Almost 8 mins faster than I was two months ago
#parkrun
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7 days ago
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Exactly. Would take less than a month to turn the whole thing to shit.
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8 days ago
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Main Tenant
8 days ago
Putting it in perspective, assuming an individual Ferrero Rocher costs 50p it would be enough to handle 41 years of doubling from a single chocolate in the first year. Doesn’t seem a lot put in those terms.
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Please remember that a trillion sounds a lot, but it's only 1000 billion, so it's not really that big a deal.
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8 days ago
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Big fan of Adam Kay's books. Great to have him on Book Club
shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Buy the new novel here
uk.bookshop.org/p/books/a-pa...
See RHLSTP live
richardherring.com/rhlstp
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RHLSTP Book Club 159 - Adam Kay | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
A Particularly Nasty Case
https://shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episodes/rhlstp-book-club-159-adam-kay
8 days ago
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reposted by
Richard Herring
B&W Thornton of Stratford-upon-Avon
8 days ago
#Podcasts
#Books
RHLSTP with Richard Herring RHLSTP Book Club 159 - Adam Kay A Particularly Nasty Case Richard
@herring1967.bsky.social
talks to ex-doctor and best-selling author
@amateuradam.bsky.social
about his first novel, A Particularly Nasty Case.
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RHLSTP Book Club 159 - Adam Kay | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
A Particularly Nasty Case
https://shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episodes/rhlstp-book-club-159-adam-kay
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Sure $1 trillion dollars seems a lot, but when you take tax into account it’s not that much.
8 days ago
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Richard Lyth
10 days ago
I was in the audience for this one! Listen closely and you may be able to hear me laughing. (Unlikely, it was packed to the rafters.)
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Another Edinburgh Fringe podcast, this one with the sublime David O Doherty is now up here
shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
or wherever you pod. More live dates coming up. Details here. Support us if you can
richardherring.com/rhlstp
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RHLSTP 587 - David O'Doherty | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
That’s F***ing Bonkers
https://shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episodes/rhlstp-587-david-odoherty
10 days ago
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Richard Herring
B&W Thornton of Stratford-upon-Avon
10 days ago
#Podcasts
#Comedy
RHLSTP with Richard Herring RHLSTP 587 - David O'Doherty
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social
This episode Richard
@herring1967.bsky.social
is joined by David O'Doherty!
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RHLSTP 587 - David O'Doherty | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
That’s F***ing Bonkers
https://shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episodes/rhlstp-587-david-odoherty
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Also going for arsenal 3-0
11 days ago
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Richard Herring
Emily Herring
5 months ago
In French chat gpt sounds like "chatte j'ai pété" which means "pussy I farted". Every time a French person talks about chat gpt it sounds like they are saying "pussy I farted" We don't talk about this enough
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Think it will be 2-1 spurs tonight
11 days ago
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Thanks for pointing out the error!
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11 days ago
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Richard Herring
B&W Thornton of Stratford-upon-Avon
11 days ago
#Podcasts
#Comedy
@herring1967.bsky.social
RHLSTP with Richard Herring Retro RHLSTP 121 - Sara Pascoe A Retro Episode with Sara Pascoe
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Retro RHLSTP 121 - Sara Pascoe | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
Lemony Anus
https://shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episodes/retro-rhlstp-121-sara-pascoe
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You are not the only one
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11 days ago
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Looks like I can put the podcast out now.
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Official time 58.42. Suck on that.
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12 days ago
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Hooray
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12 days ago
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Must be nice to live in a universe where anything that can’t think doesn’t exist.
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Retro RHLSTP with Sara Pascoe now up as a full FREE video for the first time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRJp...
Or listen here
shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Live shows coming up. Tonight is sold out so book early for the others
richardherring.com/rhlstp
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12 days ago
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I think I am, therefore I might be.
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Also 2 months ago I could barely run up the hill by our house at all. So it’s come back pretty quick.
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13 days ago
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No. It’s now much harder to keep balance so it’s like running 10k on a tightrope
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13 days ago
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Knebworth (quite hilly) 10k in 59 mins (maybe a second under). Pretty pleased with that on minimal training (haven’t run over 6km this year).
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If only it was that simple!
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13 days ago
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Classic 2-1 spurs
14 days ago
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