Having had a few days to think it over. I really hope Eze scores an own goal that costs Woolwich the title, then pulls his hammy doing it. Thereby excluding him from the World Cup. Making space for Madders to bring it home.

Oh well, that’s the two biggest nightmare fixtures over for another year. Just Chelsea left now.

Either Nil By Mouth or Requiem For A Dream. Both pretty bloody grim.

Who the hell is going to sponsor us next season? It’s going to be the local estate agents isn’t it?

Let’s be honest. A few dodgy decisions but they are playing a different sport to us. We are absolutely years behind.

I’d rather see a resurrected Thatcher than a smiling Arteta.

Was just sending an email reviewing a phone case I just got. Accidentally hit speech to type…..

Saka isn’t ‘hurt’.

Their subs compared to ours man! Someone wait for Eze round the back.

Simons has forgotten about passing.

I’m sure Trossard is actually 54 years old.

Sliding doors isn’t it? If Romero hadn’t been suspended Frank would still be in a job. Either way we lose this game.

I can’t even watch him celebrate. I hate him.

This is straight up corruption. Is Trump an Arsenal fan?

He barely touched him!

Cheating bastards!

Alright Gary. Calm down.

The player who scored the first goal was a player who turned us down for Arsenal. The keeper who saved that turned us down for Arsenal. Rinse & repeat.

Eze is fucking tosser. He’s played about 3 games for this Arsenal team.

More than ever #COYS

Tel still can’t get a start. Solanke on the bench too?

Dear Spurs. I really don’t expect you to win this game but I want you to think about the look on Arteta’s face if we do. It would be absolutely hilarious. #COYS

At his brother’s pleasure.

Mad world isn’t it? Starmer may be forced to step down because he employed somebody who was in the Epstein files. Trump could appear at his next press conference in an SS uniform & he’d still be untouchable.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

I think I’d rather get an email from Mother’s Day, asking if I’d prefer not to hear about Tottenham Hotspur.

From this point on he shall be known as ‘Ten Point Tudor’ as that’s what we need to stay up.

‘You’ve got a no.10 minus an ACL in the garage, take me to him’

I detested football for most of my adult life. My son became obsessed during the 2018 World Cup. He started supporting Tottenham because of Harry Kane & Dele Ali. I got sucked in & became obsessed myself. He has now abandoned me for Ipswich Town. No interest in Spurs whatsoever. Left to suffer alone

Let’s hope we are the ‘Bottle Stoppers’ next Sunday.

Amazing. This user has just reposted every single one of my posts fron the last two months.

Tu-dor, Tu-dor, Tu-dor, Tu-dor -ehhhhhhh, and we sing just like our Fathers, Come on Igor, oh I swear (well he means), At this moment you mean everthing….

Come on then people. Igor Tudor? How should I be feeling? His history doesn’t look great.

Tottenham announce interim manager for North London Derby.

Tottenham announce interim manager for North London Derby.

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‘Hi, so are you interested? Yeah, that’s right 12 players out & next game is Arsenal……….hello……hello……’

Hopefully Forest will go for De Zerbi. A match made in heaven.

6 emergency podcasts to listen to over the next couple of days. Glorious!

Let’s hope he’s just hearing it on the news like us. I suspect that’s probably the case.

If a replacement is not already nailed on then this is just another farcical display. They’ve had plenty of time to consider .

I’m genuine really sad that it didn’t work out with Frank. I liked him as a person. It needed doing though. For his sake as well as ours. I hope he’s not to scarred by the experience & can bounce back soon.

I was hoping I would be able to see Tottenham at Portman road next season. Looking like Ipswich will get promoted though. Oh well, maybe the season after.

Frankie Goes To Brentwood.

Suede were great I’m assuming Spurs were shite?

Spurs play tonight but I’m going to see @suedehq.bsky.social. Evening saved!

By the time we get to the NLD we’ll only have Vicario & Gallagher left.

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So, playing devils advocate here, although disastrous in the short term would relegation make us stronger in the long term? For instance, we would have to sell most of our current players. It would be a fire sale but it’s a chance to rebuild with kids etc?

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