Ruin a book with a car: The Reliant, The Witch and The Wardrobe.

Paulinha putting the cross in at one end & first one back to defend at the other!

Just waiting for the new Trump approved painkiller to hit the streets. Trumpanol.

Where have they got 7 minutes from?!?

Yes Haaaland!!

I always get excited for this match & 9 times out of 10 it’s absolute dogshit.

Great set of results for Spurs this week. Whatever happens the lowest we’ll be is third.

My wife has just informed me with glee that ‘Strictly’ starts tonight. As if the nights drawing in wasn’t already depressing enough.

Chelsea suffering the kind of misfortune that we usually suffer against them.

I only say this 4 times a year but come on Man U!

I’d have taken a draw at the start of the match.

FFS!

Just walked to the end of the garden to hang out some washing. I am now mummified in thick sticky cobwebs! Bleeuuurrr!!

This has been a tough watch to be honest. I missed Bake Off for this!

The Villarreal coach looks like he should be a judge on Srictly.

I think we need to get Xavi off now before he gets suspended.

Yes!! COYS!!

Lasted all of 60 seconds on ‘Prime Vision’. Back to ‘normal’ mode.

The BBC need to create an Only Connect edit. Take out the toe curling intro & outro jokes.

Why don’t we round up all the Far right Morons & let them have the flag & their own country? Say the Isle Of White? (aptly named). They can live there under the rules of Brexit, we can re-enter the EU & then there will be plenty of space for the immigrants. Just a thought.

Sky. Nobody & I mean nobody, asked for, or indeed wants half time interviews. Please make it stop.

We beat this Burnley team 3-0. #justsayin’

Come on Brentford!!

Thought I’d clean the bathroom at halftime. Snapped the bloody shower head! Emergency DIY run. Missed the whole second half so far!

Kudus’ first touch is so good!

West Ham definitely looking the most likely.

This is like MAGA vs Reform! #Arsnot

Come on Ange! Make us proud again!

Make a band singular Top.

This Sheffield Utd team are absolutely woeful. Not a clue. #ipsshef

This is a banger to be fair! Bewitched #TOTP

I don’t remember N-Tyce at all! #TOTP

I have an irrational hatred of Gloria Estefan’s music. Always have. Couldn’t even begin to tell you why. #TOTP

Funny thing about this is I don’t know a single Spurs fan who is remotely bothered by West Ham! However they seem to absolutely hate us?! www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Slightly diminish a book: Stephen King’s The Crouch.

Drove to the coast today. Over every flyover between Ipswich & Southwold some bell-end(s) had tied a Union Jack. Things are really getting out of hand over here now.

England doing for world Football what Coldplay have done for music.

Tractor Boys.

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Agreed!

No a popular opinion I know but I think Spurs will be a lot poorer without Levy at the helm. He’s done an awful lot of good & genuinely cares for the club.

Why would you wear an off the shoulder top to cook? #masterchef

Well, I suppose on the positive side the Solanke injury happened before deadline day. Makes you wonder though, what position we’re going to have to sacrifice to bring in a replacement?

Why the hell would anyone leave Villa for UTD? Big bucks presumably.

An Arsenal loss is not the same without Saka limping at the end.

The time wasting at corners is criminal.

West Ham beating Forest! 😂😂😂

Just been over on to X. Not been on in a long time. I now appear to be following ‘chief designer of Tesla’. Elon musk profile picture? Constantly reposting far right propaganda. My feed is full of it! Most definitely haven’t followed him!