Achievement unlocked: left the house

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

Nobody: Graham Linehan testifying before congress:

I dunno, McAfee, I think this one would be pretty easy to figure out

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

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this is why i'm not subscribing to your fucking substack.

so funny to see republicans complaining about this as if they have not been pulling this shit for 15 years.

Here's my full WGN appearance talking Bulls last night www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxR8...

I'm always mesmerized by how good of a rim protector Derrick White is. 6'4" White vs 7'0" Kel'el Ware

this sucks!

Haha I got a fundraising text from Spaceman Kelly and then immediately after that a deal text from my weed store offering up Count Bluntula (whatever that is) for $10 and guess who got my ten bucks

If you strip out the adjectives and whatnot this is a sober and realistic account of the steps needed to rebuild the country. This is the roadmap to fixing shit and he calls out the reality of the moment with too many weak people in power not willing to stand up.

The All-American Rejects (unironically)

Mina Kimes: "It's pretty cool that my son and millions of other sons are turning on the TV and think it's normal for a woman to be talking about football behind a desk" ❤️

Seriously though the hubris we're showing after the 2009 crash and J6 is kinda wild. I know so much shit happens that it's impossible to keep track of it all but like Americans bailed out banks for being predatory assholes and then we re elected the guy who somehow normalized attacking the Capitol

Racism and systemic injustice are absolutely the type of things people should be strident and polemical about

crying😂😂

LMFAO. 1-4 and 10-30 protected. This is degenerate gambler stuff.

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

We are about to see the gnarliest tank race in NBA history. The bottom 8 teams + the Bulls + the Bucks if they can pacify Giannis would all prefer to lose every game the rest of the season. There is no competitive integrity to be found here.

Dalen Terry 🥾

the dallas mavericks having marvin bagley on their roster instead of luka doncic is a plot twist that would get an entire writer's room fired

The 2026 Athletes Unlimited season tips off tonight! buff.ly/B8Ka3QK @ecreates88.bsky.social offers a reminder on the AU format, checks out the Week One teams, highlights players to watch and more.

Chris Paul signed up for a farewell tour with the team he had his best years with to be closer to his family and then they locked him out of the building and sent him to Canada lol

Four years ago, the Bulls were in first place in the East. AK traded away the entire top 6 from that roster, all of them too late. The only first round pick he received was the team's own in 2025, in exchange for DeRozan, LaVine, Ball, Vooch, Caruso, and Coby White.

Goodbye to one of the best hair-havers in Chicago sports history.

This is why you need to recognize when your championship window is closing so you can get the best possible return for your assets. They dragged their feet for years on trading Vucevic, LaVine, and White, and now the best they can get is a few replacement-level (or worse) vets and second round picks

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The trade deadline's biggest buyers have been...the Washington Wizards and the Utah Jazz???

wat

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

Please stop participating in this lamest of behaviors.

Among the many Washington Post staff that got laid off: the reporter who covered Amazon. How convenient for Jeff Bezos.

always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post

The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody

The ongoing creation of a smaller and shittier world, one cut at a time.

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

D'awwwww

The Chicago Bulls at the moment

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W H A T

Kyle Kuzma welcome to minnesota

Just in: Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit have agreed to a multi-team deal that sends Jaden Ivey and Mike Conley Jr. to the Bulls and Kevin Huerter and Dario Saric to the Pistons, sources tell ESPN. Detroit also receives a 2026 first-round protected swap from Minnesota.

Wait this is actually good

The Grizz acknowledged that their core was clearly not good enough to win a championship and turned it into a massive amount of draft capital while those players still had value. Bulls take notes, this is how it's supposed to be done.

Increasingly coming around to the idea that the WNBA would rather do lasting damage to the league’s financial position if it meant breaking labor and keeping costs down

It's so over