Good morning #SKYTOWN it is gameday 💙💛

the fuck it will

"bluesky is an upscale mall" *nods knowingly* Forever 38

AI will never eat half a case of mini chocolate chip muffins and that's why it will never write good

Funny how two+ years in and we're not hearing about all the massive success stories AI must be responsible for by now

Been using DuckDuckGo No AI in Firefox for iOS for searches for a while now after someone onhere mentioned so a few months ago. I also made it my default search engine. support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/add... Not perfect, but every day Google search is worse…

He was charged with "no valid boat registration." LOLOLOL

No the hell it's not

I hate basketball. Worst sport ever.

Don't forget they sold a big chunk of the league for a relative pittance partly in order to improve their digital output. So great.

I think it's really cool how the WNBA stats page is just consistently broken now. Very fun.

I think the most unhinged place on the internet these days is r/dallaswings

lol any way 💅

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Shut the fuck up

6 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 stocks and 0-4 on free throws is the kind of stat line only she can produce lol

Bro what

The only confirmed Calvin & Hobbes fan in the NBA, (someone please correct me if this is wrong)

the only bee word you should call women is "queen". juice this

WELL I'M NOT 🥺

59 fouls and 72 free throws in Tempo vs. Sparks is disgusting

Chicago

Opening the season 3-1 on the road? With all these injuries? This team is tough! #SKYTOWN

Drake released a song called WNBA? Cringe...

Sky PR just announced that Rickea Jackson is out for the game with a knee injury. No surprise there, of course, but a bummer. @theixsports.bsky.social

I was wrong too. She belongs.

Rickea :(

That McBride ghost screen and cut 😮‍💨 I love shooters who use their gravity like that

Jacy Sheldon has such quick hands

Nothing alleviates injury issues like your spot starter PG committing two fouls in 17 seconds.

Prior to today, Aliyah Boston had not missed a game throughout her collegiate and pro careers, good for a streak of 275 consecutive games (including the WNBA postseason)

I'm so sick of gambling ads, fuck all the way off with that loser shit. #WNBA

Fellowship of the Swing

2 OUT OF 3 FROM THE CUBS

Angel and Jackie with offsetting "no, here, YOU have the win" games.

Call me crazy but I think people’s expectations for the Fever would be more realistic if people talked about them truthfully on television

“They’re shutting people up on defense!” They’re 11th in defensive rating and that rank or worse in every peripheral category and they haven’t played a top-six offense yet lmfao

Because 1) they are completely out of touch 2) they are arrogant as fuck 3) they still need everyone to buy their product for it to work

Good evening

No WNBA games tonight is a bummer, especially considering there aren't any NBA playoff games either

I've got three words for y'all. Neil freaking Peart. youtu.be/753Rgqu-HDM?...

Ain't no way I just saw Eva Longoria on the cover of the AARP magazine.

(2/2) Here’s some possible pickups (under 20% rostered) with great schedules to start matchup #2. CON: Burke,Edwards DAL: Sims,James POR: Sutton,Engstler TOR: Conde,Juskaite

Nobody: Me: bad Kamilla game

Three New Drake Albums Is Four Too Many

It’s really unfortunate when cars join gangs

All the homies are hanging out at the edge of the void