Not Larry
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Bluesky’s foremost Caddyshack 2 enthusiast. Eat the rich.
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No one loves the White Sox as much as White Sox fans. No one hates the White Sox as much as White Sox fans.
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The 2026 Chicago White Sox
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Amanda K
about 8 hours ago
The 2026 Chicago White Sox
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I love that the White Sox had that battle to beat the best team in baseball on a walk off while the Cubs are getting pumped by the worst team in baseball.
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The 2026 Chicago White Sox
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That’ll do for an MLB debut.
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Anyone have any good book recommendations? I’m heading on vacation next week and should be starting a new one about when we leave.
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It is soupy outside
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Boom, nailed it.
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They don’t want us to see how much BYD is blowing us out of the water.
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about 21 hours ago
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It’s amazing that some people who defended a choice to stay home instead of voting for Kamala Harris are now like “welp, if Platner’s the nominee you have to vote for him because it’s a binary choice.” I want to put my head through the table.
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Dana Houle
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The last time the Knicks won the championship was the year DOJ sued Fred & Donald Trump for racial housing descrimination.
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They weren’t booing, they were saying “Hormuuuuuuzzzz.”
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I wish Nick Jonas’ voice didn’t sound like that.
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Tee hee hee.
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I’ve never seen a catcher/shortstop position profile before.
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I did it!! I think the DH pick sealed it.
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Did everyone with elementary school kids make it through 6/7 ok?
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How did this team lose 1 game?
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This is an “alpha male?”
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Max Kennerly
3 days ago
We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.
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TLDR Jack
4 days ago
I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
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Punished Adam
5 days ago
82 years ago tonight, tens of thousands of men and women were crowded in ports, on airfields, in hospitals, and in the countless other Allied bases in southern England. They were American paratroopers from the 101st and 82nd divisions.
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That looks like a catch.
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Sam Antonacci
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That Boy Good - Men's Theater Reaction
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He’s an absolute treasure.
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4 days ago
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Nishida going deep here.
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Wemby just looks structurally unsound.
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I love turning on the Sox to hear McDoink. He’s so much better than Schriffen.
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I’ve said this before, I’ll say it again: if the Bears move to Indiana I’ll whack myself in the peen with a hammer. They are not moving to Indiana.
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Kash’s FBI is really good at cases where the suspect’s family turns them in. They struggle with everything else.
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It just needed to have some beans.
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Might have to send him down to PC Double A.
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Binfire Era
6 days ago
LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES
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The Knicks can still get swept if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.
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You guys can root for the Knicks. I will always hate these dudes.
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Scottie Pippen & Spike Lee
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We got it!
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The Hard Times
8 days ago
Pope Leo Says No Place for Hate in World Except Towards White Sox Front Office
thehardtimes.net/culture/pope...
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Pope Leo Says No Place for Hate in World Except Towards White Sox Front Office
VATICAN CITY — His Holiness Pope Leo XIV proclaimed that hatred of any kind has no place in God’s Kingdom, except when... Read the full masterpiece
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/pope-leo-says-no-place-for-hate-in-world-except-towards-white-sox-front-office/
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assbutt
7 days ago
I’m Bethany Mandel. I’m Clay Travis. I’m Todd Starnes. I’m Savannah Chrisley. I’m Jacob Wohl. I’m Dog The Bounty Hunter. I’m John Rocker. and I’m The Undertaker. Those stories, and Joe Rogan, tonight on 60 Minutes.
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Every voter should be Bob from Niles, Joe from Evanston, or Rusty from Stickney. I don’t make the rules.
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This 38-0 feels like he’s doing Goldberg streak math.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren
9 days ago
Happy Pride 🌈
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Don’t send me that picture that CSN Chicago aired of Clark the Cub.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
9 days ago
Discrimination based on gender identity or expression is illegal in New York City. Trans New Yorkers are protected by law. Our City will protect your rights, defend your humanity and stand beside you without hesitation.
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Kicks Off Pride With “Trans Rights Are Human Rights” Campaign
The campaign will highlight existing protections for transgender and gender-nonconforming New Yorkers.
https://www.them.us/story/zohran-mamdani-trans-rights-are-human-rights-campaign
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Just like Stevie Wonder.
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I’m sure Kevin Hassett isn’t worried about it, it’ll just take extra time to pay back.
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You should be punished in every way possible and imaginable if you still celebrate Jefferson Davis.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
9 days ago
Happy Strait of Hormuz Opening Anchored for Simplicity Day to those who celebrate.
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Sam Lloyd
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Krutika Kuppalli, MD FIDSA
9 days ago
Wonderful news from the
#Ebola
outbreak in DRC: four health workers have recovered and been discharged. Every Ebola survivor is worth celebrating. Today, we celebrate the survivors and the teams that made their recovery possible.
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Four health workers recover from Ebola in the Democratic Republic of the Congo
Bunia, Democratic Republic of the Congo—Four nurses who were being treated for Ebola disease caused by Bundibugyo virus have been discharged from a hospital in Bunia, the capital of Ituri, after recov...
https://www.afro.who.int/countries/democratic-republic-of-congo/news/four-health-workers-recover-ebola-democratic-republic-congo
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