15 years ago he said he’d have someone on Mars in 10 years. So it was actually 35 years?

BREAKING: Fox News doesn’t employ anyone who speaks Spanish.

Was that a pick 6?!?!

Everyone wants to be Caleb until it’s time to do Caleb shit.

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

That was awesome.

Is that Ricky Martin?

Bad Bunny is the first artist to perform at halftime of the Super Bowl and compete in a Royal Rumble.

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

two super bowls in a row with drake getting slammed

The Kid Rock Story starring Jim Varney.

Sorry @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social, @ktompkinsii.bsky.social beat you by a nose.

This is how I feel about Rage Against the Machine.

Caleb would’ve connected with JSN there.

I think we’ve passed the need to watch Super Bowl commercials.

Caleb would’ve gotten out of that sack.

Disclosure Day looks interesting.

Green Day nailed the assignment

I personally think this is a wonderful tribute to Patriots legend Aaron Hernandez.

Instead of watching pregame I’m hanging out listening to Bad Bunny for what I believe is, at least knowingly, the first time in my life. Like, people are mad at THIS? It’s not my kind of music, but y’all are mad at THIS?

He’ll be at Super Bowl 61 in 2027 to watch Da Beloved.

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

Anyone know where the Safe Space Halftime Show is broadcast? There is an element of “looking at the car crash” of that all.

Are we great yet?

If I had a choice between watching Melanie or the opening ceremonies of the Olympics I would jump out a window.

The lines for the Chase Meidroth AI phone sex booth are going to be outrageous.

Why does he look like he’s about to honk some couch cushions?

weird that these guys walk around wearing a B- protest sign

Fail Out Boy

I prefer congressmen who have higher than a career .341 xwOBA ok, I hate to tell you.

This makes me so happy.

Report: Foe go to Chao for beef

Pretty cocky for a guy who looks like my thumb.

“The system sucks, this job sucks.”

Maybe they were just trying to get Terrance Mann to a baseball game, you ever think that?

Today is a rough day. Tell me something good that happened in your life. I need something/someone to cheer on today.

They improved 19 games from 24 to 25. They could improve another 19 games from 25 to 26 and still not be .500.

Their payment is going to be a shirt saying “I joined the Gestapo to harass brown people and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.”

This week is about to suck. I’ve already vomited once.

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate. Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards. With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43. Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.

I don’t need the women to dress like it’s 1998 and make it all about the sex appeal, but the more this ring fills up the weirder it looks with everyone being fully covered.

They can’t have Lesnar win this thing, right?

Source: DOJ to release Epstein files in theaters showing Melania so that they can be sure that no one will see them.