New blog over at JLB: UNWRITTEN RULES ARE SO DUMB

Useful thing to use here

I agree with Jacki on all of this.

Seen here watching S1E5 of Heated Rivalry

New blog over at JLB: UNWRITTEN RULES ARE SO DUMB

I like it when icky people age terribly.

I’d donate my 93 Elon dollars to a charity that supports trans youth.

Ummmm

Can you believe that these dudes are in third place right now?! FUN BAD HAS ARRIVED ON THE SOUTH SIDE

Just piss off, whydontcha

Right now, both the Chicago White Sox and the Chicago Cubs are 2 games back

DREW ROMOOOOOOO

Maaaaaan get Jordan Leasure off my fucking team

If you want to hear the most early 2000s story ever, my college boyfriends favorite band was 311 and I sewed a 311 patch on a visor cap for him as a gift tidal.com/track/286112...

Jack Dreyer 👀

Hot damn! Where were you for the Drew Romo game?!

He is somehow an exact combination of these three characters from the movie 42

Alright, everyone, gird your loins

This MFer is trying to kill toons so he can build a freeway.

Don't ask me to explain it but Don Mattingly looks like is on Bob’s Burgers

This really sucks for Tigers fans. I hope it’s not as bad as it seems. But also, and I’m so sorry, what were you doing, sir? Did you see a bee?

The game must be heavily attended by WST

Sports journalists should be talking more about the gambling epidemic in this country but a lot of them can’t because there are like three companies that still employ sports journalists and all of them have some kind of business deal with a sportsbook.

Big news:

I wouldn’t sleep with someone who rated me, period.

I know this is curmudgeon of me, but I’m of the opinion that the world simply doesn’t need so many damn Toy Stories.

OMG I’m just seeing the Mattingly news. What a silly world we’ve created for ourselves, friends.

Yeah ok I fell asleep so here’s your belated victory video

WHERE are this girl’s friends?!

The Cubs announcer keeps calling him Pete Crow and I don’t understand why it’s so funny but it is

Imagine staying up late to watch a White Sox-Angels game (I don’t have to imagine, I’m probably going to do it)

Storms will clear after 8pm per the White Sox. Everyone in the press box is talking about what a relief it is to hear that. No one is brandishing a knife while also crying, and I don’t even know how that rumor got started

Wow. Way to go @kindableu.bsky.social lmaoooo

I gained four pounds in a long weekend, I think it’s mostly cheese and Dr Pepper

“They must think we’re stupid,” I bemoan while we continually prove ourselves to be stupid.

Hello this is the face of a wife who was successful (we bought a new couch)

I spent my morning outside weeding the garden and transferring my cherry tomatoes and snap peas to their outdoor beds. Now, I’m seated with a tall Dr Pepper for Sox/Nats. Wishing you all a very pleasant Sunday. ❤️

It’s your Sunday-morning-clean-the-house playlist highlights tidal.com/track/127222...

Do you think, if I make a very good slideshow presentation, I could convince my husband to let me buy all new furniture for the house

The fired Boston Red Sox coaches in front of their plane back home. That’s Jason Varitek giving a thumbs down on the left. Alex Cora has been texting reporters he’s happy to be free. This is from his IG stories. Fucking incredible.

I care a lot about the correct setting of room lighting for someone who grew up thinking she was neurotypical

i love when there's a cool fight and the announcers are like "you hate to see this". wrong, I like to see it.

I’m comforted by knowing whenever anything of note happens, the funniest people are here.

sleep in tomorrow get brunch take a nice long dog walk do NOT watch the sunday morning politics chat shows it is not your job, you will learn nothing, and you will simply get mad