every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

the garbage truck should play a little tune like the ice cream truck does and it should be the mega man 2 opening theme

“I need to shower but it’s so dry where I’m at now”

Imagine being a white Sox fan and an isu fan (half my friends are lol)

FCS national championship was the college football game of the year. Congrats to Montana State and if you're an Illinois State fan I am so so so so so so so so so so so sorry

😭😭😭

Somebody is gonna win the FCS championship, whether they like it or not.

Oh sweetie. Oh honey.

This game is at Hall of Fame Baseball Person©️ level

Oh whoopsie doodle

Oh nooooo

HOF is one thing, but is Chase Utley a hoe? Yes/No

Good news, I ONLY post about sports Chicago sports mostly, but really whatever’s on. And The Simpsons. And West Wing. And silly things my hilarious family says or does

Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.

My semi-annual confession that I care *so little* about HOF stuff. Bare minimum, honestly. I only have so much bandwidth and that’s where it falls off.

I used to eat these and they were disgusting

Oh that poor kid

I only really know one Steelers fan, and she’s very nice, so…

WOW

Per the Sun-Times, FOX 32 will carry Prime Video's broadcast of the Packers-Bears Wild Card game in the Chicago market.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

Seconded

Saturday is my daughter’s birthday.

Bizarro AL Central

There are good teams, and there are great teams. The Bears are a good team.

Bears defense today = wet paper bag

Well that’s it, probably so ok

lol that would would have been so embarrassing

Oh my god Kmet nearly lost his head

Wes is mad that they keep running the same play and it works every time

Are they… are they TRYING to lose?

Wow this is bad I mean this seems bad

The Bears are gonna win the Super Bowl this year and I’m still not gonna be sure if they’re actually good

His commentary progression from “oh, they’re so far back… they’re just trying to draw us offsides, right?They’re not gonna run a play” To “AND WE DID IT! AND WE DID IT!” was so sad lol

Who are these guys

Bears quarterback Caleb Williams wore a green and yellow jersey into the season finale against the Lions on Sunday — but it wasn’t the Packers. It was a replica of Bears coach Ben Johnson’s high school jersey.

Swift was like

My tween daughter gave me creative control of her birthday cake Front running idea is to make a happy birthday cake with its own little birthday cake

The official mantra.of Bluesky:

I heard this song on the radio at the grocery store and now I can’t stop singing it tidal.com/track/359711...

I hope you have a good NFL Sunday on Bluesky, the official app of sports.

Today marks two years without my dad. Feels like longer. I miss rolling my eyes and scoffing at his boomer baseball takes.

No; those are too many things. (It’s too late for me to read this, I’ll have to read it tomorrow)

There was a prompt to post your favorite pic of yourself, and I chose one without remembering these ones, which are my actual favorites. so now youse guys get to look at them

Very sincerely, every bit of travel we do in an EV, on a train, on a bus, on a bike/e-bike, by walking or rolling, or by other active transport, helps the climate, helps air quality, and helps national & economic security. We should fund these as national security infrastructure.

I’m older than Plinko?? That one hurts

We just did our January budget and I don’t think I can leave the house or eat (Just kidding we’re ok, we just are getting back into budgeting and trying to grow our savings and it’s hard to make that switch.)