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World Baseball Classic Pool B be like

Being from the greater Chicagoland area, I should know better than to grab a slice from a national chain. Should. I SHOULD know better.

Bam Daily Walkoff White Sox #558 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

why don’t you go listen to a podcast about it

This is the longest game ever

Every time I see that one clip from that one show where two women sing Lizzo together in their kitchen I am absolutely going to watch it ten times in a row

This game is boring imma find the other one

Update

Once again arrogant and stupid Americans will face no real consequences for their actions

Italy is to the WBC what the 2026 White Sox will be to the AL Central 🤣

This is fantastic

Money is the only language that ghouls understand, so we should all learn to speak it.

Bet; so I wont spend money at Chilis anymore. Who are pretty terrible anyway Ribs are mid at best

Well, I guess the plus side is that the “Teel or Quero” debate can wait for the next four to six weeks.

Every time I see those commercials I think “oh, there’s that guy I didn’t give a shit about tryna make me give a shit about him but if possible I give less of a shit than I did before”

Tomorrow's scenarios for a 9-inning game: If ITALY wins: Italy and USA advance If MEXICO wins and scores 6+ runs: Mexico and USA advance If MEXICO wins and scores <5 runs: Mexico and Italy advance If MEXICO wins and scores exactly 5 runs: Mexico advances, last spot comes down to other things

USA to quarters if Italy beats Mexico If Mexico beats Italy, a 3-way tie, all 1-1 vs. others. next tiebreaker: runs allowed / def. outs USA 11 R/54 outs (.2037) Mexico 5 R/24 outs (.2083) Italy 6 R/27 outs (.2222) Mexico wins 9-inning game w/1-4 runs, USA is out Mex. win with 5+ runs, Italy out

Please do not let Kyle Teels death be in vain

Finally, our hail is here Sounds small tho

This does not mama the mia

The Masked Singer is the one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever seen in my life But I do be wanting to know who’s in there tho

How dare you put Pedro Grifols face on my timeline

As a PCA hater, that one stings

Kyle Teel Parmigiana

more baseball should involve giving your teammate little bro kisses in the dugout

[scared] we needed this rain

Is the waterfall im hearing just a curtain of rain hitting the side of the house or water pouring into the house We’ll never know bc im really comfortable right now and im not gonna stand up

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Ok I’ll ask, what’s a bam

I don’t have an single ounce of Italian heritage 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 but right now 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹

The World Baseball Classic right now.

Team USA never stood a chance

White Sox 3 USA 0

TEEL TIME

shouldn't a guy named Roman Anthony be playing for Italy

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I realize this is an unpopular opinion, but I am my father’s daughter, and I find meanness in completion to be unnecessary and gross. Just be better than they are. That’s it. That’s all you need to do. (And if you’re not better than they are, thats on you. Don’t be a dick; work harder.)

It’s time fellow T-Mobilians!

this is the height of luxury folks

Jriffen Gax

OMG they’re gonna blow it aren’t they

Every team in the WBC should be allowed to have MLB players except team usa That might seem unfair, but life is unfair. Grow up

Fully agreed, best uniforms in the tournament

Oof. (Don’t throw that pitch tho!)

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

"Turdus Migratorius." It's a funny name!