Oh FUCK yeah

The Knicks corrected the timeline. Just wait til the White Sox win the World Series…

Nobody asked, but I’m ok with the Blackhawks trade.

You already got your renewed Camelot buddy. Most powerful Kennedy in office in many years married to a TV star and he’s busy mixing dog cum with chia seeds to “see what grows.”

GUYS My first Blokees figure!

Guys, this movie is really good. Check it out and support a small Australian gay horror movie!

Let’s do this.

Just had a Dirty Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero Sugar. My life will never be the same.

“duhhhhh buhhh i left the Republican Party” so fucking what? fuck you

deep substrate foliated kalkite

This sentence is a horrifying rollercoaster.

I’m so glad that I mentioned the Bears this morning so that every psycho I don’t know could yell at me about them moving to Indiana. They know I’m not the actual Bears, right? Is this Twitter??

Chicago Pope says Happy Pride

Happy Father's Day

A FATHERS DAY THREAD: Hey everybody whose dad is not in the picture for one reason or another: I am right there with you. My dad died in 2011. We weren't estranged, but he was such a distant figure in my life that not a lot has changed in our relationship.

And then President Trump is going to beat up Iran's dad in front of the whole school and then President Trump is going to take us all out for McDonalds and then President Trump is finally going to tell me that he loves me and then

It’s a Bears morning.

dudes rock

Okay, I admit it. The Dirty Dr. Pepper at McDonald’s is fucking delicious. (Get extra ice)

When people call soccer “footy,” I throw up in my mouth.

If you’re right and there aren’t many far-left socialists, then why are we always to blame for your failures?

Oz is doing his best Liefeld Captain America.

Spielberg is my favorite director. E.T. is my favorite movie. I didn’t like Disclosure Day. Like…at all. Bummer.

What I meant was leave him in. We got this

Take. Him. Out.

Who’s warmed up? Dominguez is cooked. WALK OHTANI

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

HAPPY FOR: Ad Rock Mike D RIP: MCA "Will someone on the Knicks please drive the lane?"

Same guy that was Bulliish on JD Vance’s story, so…

I love these people. They look happy and I’m happy for them.

Is Miguel Vargas my new favorite Sox? It’s still early in the season, but I think it’s him. To see him go from the sad dugout meme to who he is now has been so fun.

Sox vibes at 10 tonight. Incredible performance. These kids are for real. And who says we don’t have a view?

Festive times at Sox Park tonight. Good vibes all round.

Going to the game with an LA fan, but it’s cool. He’s a Los Angeles fan, not really a Dodger fan. Would I still laugh if he got punched for wearing his Dodger hat? Ha yeah.

Can’t remember the last time I was this excited to be heading to a White Sox game. Let’s goooo

Cool. I hope they all lose.

Already seeing Disclosure Day spoilers on here. Tell me again how this place is better than Twitter.

Guys, this is big,

Vile.

Best thing about Mamdani is that he's one of the only Democrats who understands you can just do things

My fav 5 Song Album Book Movie TV Show Binary Sunset Pretty Hate Machine The Rules of Attraction E.T. Lost

The music really makes it

I love this.