The real ones keep their Halloween nickname all year. Just sayin’.

every day JB is out there showing none of this is hard, the democratic party is just that soft

Rocky Horror Picture Show writer/composer/star RICHARD O’BRIEN joins his son LINUS O’BRIEN, the filmmaker behind the new (fabulous) RHPS doc to chat with me & it’s essential; iconic. Howwasyourweek.com or wherever you get your podcasts

I swear to god anyone that votes for an incumbent is FUCKING DEAD TO ME. I don’t care WHO the fuck it is.

This is the shit. IRL participatory civil resistance is *the* thing that every anti-Trump leader should be calling for.

These Covid boosters are no fucking joke this year. Only 4 hours in and I am knocked to the ground. #FuckYouRFK

My hometown team, the Cincinnati Reds, are in the playoffs. They mean so much to that city. I hope they can make some noise. Let’s shock the world, boys.

Folks, we’re all going in the milk. We’re doing pre-cog. And we’re doing it like no one has ever seen,

This is objectively very very funny

Kimmel’s writing staff doesn’t seem cowed by the events of the past week. @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

New music release from Kylie Minogue: ✨ Tension Tour//Live 2025 https://album.link/i/1839275925 #music #kylieminogue #musicsocial

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

*taps mic* Yall, please take three deep breaths, in through your nose, out through your mouth. Walk away for a few. Maybe even til tomorrow. You guys are sniping at each other bad. We’re in GROSSLY stressful times, we’re all feeling it, and showing it too. You need to self-regulate.

wait what

I got married 13 years ago today. Crazy, right? Of course, both of us completely forgot this morning, so when he gets back from his workout, I gotta scream it at him first so I win. Love you, Bri.

If you’re still here, guess what

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

Meanwhile on Facebook

What movie do you consider perfect?

The Rapture is apparently happening on my gay wedding anniversary.

This was the first time I watched a Star Wars trailer and thought “No thanks. I’ll skip this one.” Fuuuuuck that was bad.

Okay, Uber. The Tesla was bad enough, but did the license plate have to start with 88??

BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.

Look, y’all…stop telling me to cancel Disney. I was told to overlook genocide to vote for Kamala. I did. I’m gonna overlook an evil corporation being evil so I can watch my Star Wars. OKAY?

I’m looking California, feeling Minnesota. Miss ya, Chris.

Cops are using entrapment and sniffies to lure and charge gay men for lewdness at some popular cruising areas in nyc. Port authority, grand central, and park bathrooms are what I’m hearing. Be careful yall xo

The new Tron soundtrack is out! Stop being depressed on this hell app and go listen to Trent & Atticus rip it up.

Comedians are not the canaries in the coal mine. Sex workers already were, and a lot of y'all weren't listening.

"They're politicians, what are they supposed to do? Literally fight in the streets?" Unashamed to say this made me cry.

You know what? Fuck it. I’m just gonna listen to Pearl Jam for the rest of my life. They’re all I need.

Fuck I love Katya

“I knew it was catastrophic, but I went along like the little lap dog bitch that I am.”

I think I might be done with blue sky. It’s an awful experience to scroll through misery and anger every day.

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Too late to trademark Toe Burrow?

Was feeling bummed earlier, but I put on some classic rock and made a vat of Cincinnati chili. Feeling better.

We did it. Happy Halloween! Meet Agent Dana Skelly.

I almost looked up the lyrics to Yellow Ledbetter, but you know what? This world needs magic. I don’t wanna ruin the perfect “WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING” song. 33 years later, I still have no fucking clue. (I love you, Eddie.)

this is sickening. fuck these fucking fuckers!

We all need this right now. Watch Zendaya fall in love with Tom in real time again. You know the rules. Pass it on.

Are you getting stressed out by scrolling here? Yeah, of course you are. FUCKING TURN IT OFF. You are doing absolutely no fucking good stressing yourself out. Go pet your animals. Listen to music. It’s HELL in here. 👋

If The Vines toured again, that would be MY Oasis reunion. I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN.

Stop doomscrolling. Tell me: which celebrity could legit wield Thor’s hammer? My answer: Weird Al.

I do not understand the mindset that makes liberals express sympathy for someone who would have absolutely celebrated if the roles were reversed, like bro, have some god damned self respect

"ICE AGENTS: Chicago Despises You" 💚💚💚💚

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