In case you’re wondering, Miracle is streaming on Disney+ and Hulu.

Why do the handshakes always make me cry? Hockey is the best fucking sport in the world, guys.

WHO DO YOU PLAY FOR??????

There’s not any Blackhawks in the game, but Eddie Olczyk remains the best in the biz. Damn, Hawks fans had it so good for a while there.

My cat picked the absolute worst time to lay on my lap. #hockey

If you don’t watch hockey, but you want to understand why people love it, turn on the Olympic men’s final right now. This is what it’s all about. Ferda.

OH CANADA

Olympics related post: the new season of Shoresy dropped last night. It remains the best hockey tv show ever made. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

God DAMN I love these USA hockey sweaters. (Still kinda rooting for Canada, though, even though they disrespected Bedard.)

And the gold medal of my heart goes to…

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

I loved M.A.S.K.! I never got into Masters of the Universe (at the time!) because the figures were too big to mix with my Star Wars guys, but, for some reason, I loved the li’l MASK guys.

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

Well, that’s a first. The blue line train smelled SO BAD that I got off and went to another car. I usually tough it out. Not this time.

Hey Josh…wanna be a hero?

Name a film you would call PERFECT. Any genre. #filmsky 🎥

Relax, guys. She’s on it. This is what you were so worried about, right? *puts finger to earpiece* I’m being told you were worried about literal Nazis taking over our government. Sorry for the confusion.

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

pook fucking called it

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Amélie. Still my most hated movie.

I may hate my country right now, but way to go Team USA! I ❤️ hockey.

Hurt my shoulder celebrating Canada’s OT win. Worth it.

Fuck Pamela Joanne Elizabeth Bondi. Fuck. Heeeeeer. (And Nicki Minaj) As usual, Trixie & Katya speak for my daily inner monologue. youtu.be/ZcVkOW1x6zo?...

Okay, dammit. You got me.

every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make

Yeah, it’s 6, but it’s hilarious how unanimous it is in the comments.

The destruction of everything that was good about Tiktok makes me inordinately sad. I see like 5 Target brand deal videos from small creators a day as the formerly woke-washed retailer tries to awareness-market itself back to profitibility. Meanwhile the ppl I follow are hidden & demonetized.

We celebrated Valentine’s Day the way you would expect us to: by pausing the movie we were watching to discuss Heart’s entire discography for 30 minutes.

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

It kills me to say this, but no. This is the first Star War that I legit have zero interest in. Yes, Jon, I remember that thing. Yes, Dave, I also remember that other thing. I know. It’s from the Kenner toy. Yeah. I get it. This is exhausting.

Please follow this account. It makes me happy every morning to see Mousecow, Scampi, and Missy get their breakfast.

i do not understand how joel kim booster has time to act and write and perform when he's so busy searching every social media platform for his own name

Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back. Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”

You mock them but you know it would be completely terrifying to see a Ghoulie

The barista that I thought hated me just did something nice for me and I DON’T KNOW HOW TO REACT

Once again: ACAB includes anyone with a Ring camera.

Awwww, man. Beloved PHANTASM icon Reggie Bannister is facing serious health challenges and needs our help. Spread the word (and donate if you can) to help cover medical bills and ensure Reggie gets the care he deserves. gofund.me/6ff6fe325 #horrorsky

I can’t wait to rewatch this. Just so fucking good!

Between guest starring on The Muppet Show and that weird Pringles ad, I might be a Sabrina Carpenter fan.

I speak for everyone that grew up in Cincinnati: George Clooney looks so much like his dad now. It’s crazy.

that halftime show was great but it was a little much for Bad Bunny to say "GOD DAMN AMERICA" as a recreation of the twin towers erupted behind him and Zohran Mamdani declared Woke Trans Sharia

The turning point channel is just square dancing and Mike Pence singing “There’s a Hole in My Bucket, Dear Liza”

Gonna put that show up there with Prince. That was special.

White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100

So was that Pedro Pascal, or am I crazy?