Movie night with my partner is like, will we watch something about the US professional class wrestling with the loneliness, ennui & sexual frustration inherent to their position, or will we watch something about space lizard ghosts haunting space homesteaders (and Ice Cube is there for some reason)?

BABE WAKE UP 4 HOUR DEFUNCTLAND DROPPED

I kept my mustache for too long this time. It’s become my personality. I’m mustache guy. I will die with this fucking thing. I was foolish to taunt the mustache gods.

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Israel cannot break ceasefires, they can only “test“ them by killing dozens of people

When this old guy wants to curl up on you, you cancel your plans because nothing is more important than this dude’s comfort.

I wonder if I was ever at a Chicago rave with the pope. The fact that it is possible is fucking wild.

Not now unexpected structure in the solar system’s Kuiper belt!

“Honey, the LAND.”

Hiding from the real world in The X-Files, only for Scully to gut punch with “… there is a culture of lawlessness that has prevented me from doing my job. That the real target of this committee's investigation should be the men who are beyond prosecution and punishment…” Me: *POINTS AT ‘90s SCI-FI*

I love that Buffy is from the late 90s/early 2000s bc what do you mean they’re going out for casual drinks and there’s always a live band performing the most sultry, sexually charged grunge music imaginable 😂

Can someone explain to me why everyone is awaiting the Epstein files despite knowing that they have been in the possession of Trump’s government for a year now? There’s no way they’re not scraped. Am I wrong?

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

I know that the Epstein files have been scrubbed, because OF COURSE THEY HAVE, but I have moved on because THE CHICAGO BEARS ARE IN FIRST PLACE. LET’S FUCKING GO!

I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion

Democrats are so fucking excited about the Trump/Bubba thing because any time they get to be homophobic they just eat it up. I wish it was surprising, but it’s not. They’re both evil and I’m not defending them, but just look at how liberals are talking about it. It’s vile.

We are now at a point where we heard that Trump blew Bill Clinton and we all just shrugged and said “yeah, ok.” I’m so tired.

holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

No, really. The Epstein thing will definitely take him down this time. There’s no way he gets out of this one. No way. This time it’s gonna happen.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Cue the Dagger.

Back home with the boys. Go Hawks.

The most amazing thing about the Epstein thing is that it’ll all just go away and there will never be any consequences.

mad libs-ass timeline

Sitting here watching highlights of the 2010-2015 Blackhawk teams and crying. I need to go outside. Jesus…what a weirdo.

There is nothing I like more than a tech unveiling where nothing works properly. "Gonna Fly Now" is a brutally funny piece of music to use, too. A+.

Aaron Sorkin destroyed the Democratic Party. I am not joking in any way.

shout out chicago.

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

I trapped Brian into watching Over The Garden Hedge. Halfway into the first episode he was in. Major victory.

My hot take is that Tom Holland’s Lip Sync Battle performance is one of the most important pieces of political art in the last 20 years. I’m truly not joking.

Somebody just got a one way ticket to hell.

You know what? If you wanna start Christmas now, go ahead. We’re all desperately clinging to whatever gets us through the hellscape and if Christmas does that for you, deck those fucking halls.

Happy anniversary

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

Sign here 👉 c.org/XVjXGwR7n5

If you’re upset by the pics of the White House demolition, you’re weird. Who fucking cares about the White House? Hahaha

This is what I get for edging back into Bluesky. The Ben Solo story. Now I’m furious. That was even quicker than usual, Bluesky. Kudos.

Congrats to whoever decided to try to replicate Portland. The fucking costumes made the protests look like a complete joke. You played yourself. This is actual fucking fascism. You should have left the inflatable unicorn costume at home.

I need advice: halfway through a stay at a hotel with the cats. I found out that they are hosting ICE agents in the hotel. I cannot leave because of the cats. I am furious. What do I do??????

The sanitary wipes they give out on United flights smell exactly like poppers. I boarded and was like “Oh so it’s THAT kind of party”

The real ones keep their Halloween nickname all year. Just sayin’.

every day JB is out there showing none of this is hard, the democratic party is just that soft

Rocky Horror Picture Show writer/composer/star RICHARD O’BRIEN joins his son LINUS O’BRIEN, the filmmaker behind the new (fabulous) RHPS doc to chat with me & it’s essential; iconic. Howwasyourweek.com or wherever you get your podcasts

I swear to god anyone that votes for an incumbent is FUCKING DEAD TO ME. I don’t care WHO the fuck it is.

This is the shit. IRL participatory civil resistance is *the* thing that every anti-Trump leader should be calling for.