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You always hear how America is the only country that does tips. Im some countries. it's even considered an insult. It's truly an American phenomenon only. Born out of slavery. Anyway...so how didnt tipping become ensconced into American society at large? You can thank President FDR

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Yes, I'm sure plenty of people have to spent time "investigating homosexuality in the Chicago area" (With alt text)

Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran

I was skeptical, but here's the Armed Forces own paper about it. taskandpurpose.com/news/arlingt...

we all deserve happiness like this

HABS NO

Holy shit Chicago

Having a ratwurst cooked over a fire I started with my bisexual carabineer that has a little spark wheel and watching the habs on a laptop off to the side.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

God, it rules so much that he skipped his son's wedding because he was so busy, only to sit around making posts about Hulk Hogan.

Gotta get those feral hogs

there she is, nautical embodiment of a state

honestly also!!! people being cartoonishly evil is making it hard to write cartoonishly evil, everything sounds plausible!!! it is annoying!!

Thank you Zoe!! I feel like I'm giving myself brain damage from beating my head against this wall.

Doug Ford balked on his home building promises / & reforms by giving in to his nimby base, people who are also afraid of people without homes. Good luck Ontario.

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Wait is this seriously why

Me, drinking high life, "oh, I see you're worried about your diet. Not very manly of you."

So yesterday I was out of the house either working or driving from 4:45am to 7:45pm, I covered 200 miles just in the Chicago area, I had a meeting with my Wario* and forfeited learned league bc my day was so awful *a coworker who was a police chaplain and is super detail oriented and hates my adhd

Oh my god

The children from the "What if the children had really bad vibes" meme Lmao

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Anyway here’s the passage of Judith Butler that the Guardian censored years ago

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

It's clear that, back in 2023, a decision was made, by leaders of the international Christian supremacy movement, to move away from the failed attempt to demonize all non-cis sexual minorities and focus strictly on demonizing trans people.

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yes next question

I love this

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Wet rocks on the Lake Superior shoreline.

I'm having one of those days where listing out all of the things that are going sideways would just end up making me more upset. So you're just going to have to believe me what I tell you that I might not make it to the three-day weekend.

Amazing bsky.app/profile/pale...

Oh my fucking god I thought they made this up. They did not. I just tried it myself

Every interview with a tech CEO youtube.com/shorts/ZseOJ...

I’m just a hobby medieval reader, but almost everything medieval we use as a pejorative comparison to our present time is usually far less applicable than better examples from the rise and dominance of capitalism and colonialism in the modern era.

I did a "This u?" skeet at Playboy Magazine, then went to sleep I just woke up to learn that the skeet shook Playboy so hard that their new editor-in-chief made his *first-ever* posts on Bluesky solely to tell me they're listening and learning from past mistakes I feel so powerful 🏳️‍⚧️🌟🗣️

This. God, this. It is such a manufactured panic and it started the moment they lost the fight over gay marriage. Support trans rights because it’s the right thing to do and also because this is all just a fascist push

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How bout those habs eh

I've been laughing all day about this poor canes player from Quebec whose girlfriend and family are all still rooting for the habs www.instagram.com/reel/DYmwJ18...

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Last night my wife said she grew up thinking the song "Mellow Yellow" was about the soft drink. I told her I'd always heard that it was about getting high by smoking banana peels. We checked Wikipedia, and...

What the fuck is a harris teeter