Chicago, if ABC don't bring back wasted local news people with cringey local on-site party check-ins from Hammond, Indiana and Aurora next year, we riot.

The Second Chicago Fire

If you start Letterkenny S04E04 at 11:37:10, at midnight the rest of the Hicks will help out Daryl with his line dance at the talent show. (It's my favorite moment of the whole run.)

Happy new year friends, keep fighting the fascists and loving our neighbors

I can’t believe they shut everyone up and are just showing the fireworks. Best part of the show.

i love chicago. nashville is like here’s post malone he’s famous whatever, and they give chicago two minutes and it’s THE PRESENT IS PAST THE FUTURE IS SICK

A little aghast at the boats on the river, shouldn't you guys have put them away for winter a while ago?

The fireworks up and down the river do look really freaking cool

Current* conditions near New Buffalo, MI:

Current* conditions near Marblehead, OH:

Current* conditions near Grand Marais, MI:

The central time zone does not deserve this post malone situation

This show has two countdown clocks on the screen and they’re not the same.

Anthony Rizzo almost catching Moisés Ballesteros' first MLB home run during Rizzo's retirement party in the Wrigley Field bleachers 💙🐻⚾

Inshallah

There's no local New Year's Eve broadcast anymore? That's it, I'm live-streaming my own next year. Gonna have special appearances by Svengoolie, Tom Skilling, and Serengeti performing Dennehy.

May we all move with fierce love and solidarity in 2026. It's been a brutal year, but I am entering 2026 with more hope than I had at the end of 2024, because the people of my city gave me that hope. I love you, Chicago.

No one in the audience was alive for that song

i’m gonna run for mayor of chicago on the platform of bringing back “chaotic weird shit” on local channels for NYE

Wild that there's no local Chicago countdown? Didn't there used to be increasingly chaotic weird shit on every channel?

Depends on height, with other short people you just have to do a big squish but other heights of people you can sometimes go in more like titty nesting dolls

Ausgezeichnet

Just walked downstairs to hear Dan Bernstein talking about Heated Rivalry (very positively) on his sports podcast while my husband is working on the bathroom remodel and I'm not surprised but I'm also a little (*holy shit it's EVERYONE*) about the whole situation.

What is this tasteful shit, what have we become

The Chicago way to support Palestine 😂

You will notice he tags the Federal Transit Administration at the end, the agency currently threatening to cut all federal funding to CTA due to "safety concerns." Gardiner isn't big enough to suck Trump's dick so he's willing to settle for getting teabagged by Sean Duffy

God he's such an absolute shitbag

please

@doctor1hundred.bsky.social how much stale caramel corn is too much stale caramel corn for a Malinois at the holidays 😭😭😭

Where'd the bridge go 😭

I sincerely hate to do this but what if the hand is made out of hamburger

WHO HURT MY WEIRD CHATTY BABY BOY

Hey friends, if you want book recommendations please let me know! I tailor my recommendations to what you already enjoy and I'm very good at this secondary hobby (primary hobby is the actual reading lol).

Yes! There's so much video and audio and ebook and physical books and newspaper subscriptions and language learning app memberships and 3d printing and computer and printer use! And PUBLIC BATHROOMS!

*le tigre voice* bye bye metrocard

which political views? which ones specifically

oh, look, the new year's resolution I did not realize I was about to make

Today I've already seen 2 people being contrarian about heated rivalry just because it's so popular and 1 leafs fan talking about how maybe it's a good luck charm for the leafs, and uh It's fine guys definitely don't read the rest of the series, especially not the 5th book lol

Ok team, we can bring these words back into usage! 💪 Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday We ahould have been using such excellent words ereyesterday, but if we start now we’ll be glad overmorrow!

Uh

Betchu if 40% of men grew tumors on their dicks they’d fuckin know why.

…come on, now.

we are a year away from a Serengeti-Kenny Dennis series directed by Joe Swanberg and I demand a bit part in it

Next test for America: pick up & distribute Crave’s upcoming lesbian softball mockumentary sitcom co-exec produced by Elliot Page & Stevie from Schitt’s Creek with Nadine Bhabha - Kip’s friend Elena from Heated Rivalry - both as a guest star & one of the writers. www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/pre...

This is so Always Sunny-coded

[helpless from serotonin] oh

There has to be a more complete solution than orcas

And in the end, the GOP got its wish. The Satanic panic around daycare led to a rapid and lasting reduction in Americans' trust in childcare providers, which helped prevent the US from ever building a national childcare system, and helped flatten the growth in maternal employment. 7/