I'm sorry, Mrs. Jackson

The Major Taylor mural at the bridge over the Cal-Sag

OMG @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social @cmitown.bsky.social @thedazzlingone.bsky.social

Dreamed last night that there was a “Canadian Easter” that was in early March but the whole thing was goose based instead of bunny

One thing I have learned in my 2 week crash course in genealogy is that holy shit Americans are and have always been terrible at spelling French names. I just found a death certificate with Theophile spelled Tufful.

She left her agent because he was in the Epstein files, and just like that, there’s a bot-driven smear campaign. You fell for it with Amber Heard and Blake Lively, stop fucking falling for it.

This sounds like a conspiracy theory, but it’s absolutely true. If you go on Twitter right now, it is easy to find bot accounts constantly posting about how awful Chappell Roan is. The tweets are copy-pasted and identical. It’s not even subtle. You don’t have to believe me, go check for yourself.

People should read this in the context of the MULTI-YEAR campaign led mostly by young Black people in Chicago to INSIST that U Chicago open a level 1 trauma center on the Southside. blockclubchicago.org/2026/02/26/a...

When a man preaches on Easter or reads the Easter gospel, I feel a little bit like the TikTok sound that’s like, “Why would a man be there?!”

congratulations to trump and bibi for starting a war and immediately making the iranian regime the strongest and richest it has been in its entire history incredible, world-historic geopolitical fuckup

It's quite incredible how this poor and inaccurate tool has been prioritised and integrated *so* effectively that I regularly have people tell me something they've 'looked up' and I have to say 'you're not just reading the AI overview are you' and they are. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Canadian drill sergeant be like “Here, you are all equally worthless. Ici, vous êtes tous également inutiles. »

Not to mention mall restrictions, closing arcades, and they defunded every bit of teen programming possible at the libraries, closed all the community centers, and refuse to fund after-school and weekend events...

alright christian god i know we’ve had our quarrels but i am prepared to ‘go catholic’ if you make it happen for comedy effect today specifically. i won’t half ass it like i do with judaism either. i’ll wear the thing on my head and eat the crackers and shit

*deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath* OH, CANADAAAAAAAA

I asked a large lake model the best place to get cold brew in my city and it just told me I do not respect the elegance of the trout

Every white-flight city in the Midwest

When I was like 5 or 6 my dad had to cut down my favorite tree because it wasn't safe and I cried for literally days and then he cut the stump into a little chair for me and I sat in it to read my books anytime the weather cooperated

Another day of no public appearances, skipping Easter service, and a series of deranged social media posts that read like Miller and Hegseth taking turns with his cellphone. *It* may not have happened, but *something* definitely happened

THERE'S A FREIGHTER OUT IN THE LAKE LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS PICTURE

Once upon a time I just admired nudis and sea slugs. But it was not enough. Now apparently I'm creating an R package to celebrate their colour palettes? 😅 First up, my Sydney fave, Hypselodoris bennetti. #rstats #nudibranch #dataviz 🦑🐙🧪 #marinelife #invertebrates

So true bestie

The whole point of grapes is that you want to just grab a handful of grapes and go. When the grapes have seeds, you have to conduct *planning* and *logistics*.

Fun fact: Harvey Milk worked on the original Broadway production of Jesus Christ Superstar. (He was Tom O’Horgan’s assistant.)

An opposition party would not be on vacation right now. They would have coordinated message to the public about the fact that a President in cognitive decline is threatening more war crimes. They would be BLASTING the message on all available platforms.

We're gonna need something bigger than the 25th amendment

Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way

I know this isn't the news we REALLY want today but I have to share these incredible things I've found today while doing genealogy research. (As far as I know, I'm not related to any of these naughty children)

Iconic that NASA woke up the #Artemis II crew with Pink Pony Club

@thetriibe.com highlighting some high quality local baseball today, including my Morgan Park Mustangs (and some other team on Vincennes).

The White Sox could promote the usage of Metra to get to the park more, but I legit feel like they worry it'd cut into their parking lot revenue.

Man. That is one bisexual cat.

the real meaning of easter

this is an INCREDIBLE photo how have I never seen it before!!!

I'm not entirely sure Pantone has seen enough nipples to make this assumption

The Viagra Boys are an interesting band because you vacillate between thinking they’re way too good to have that be the name of the band and then thinking no that’s correct

an inspiration for us all. she got out.

“…The German community…had nothing to do except not to interfere. Absolutely nothing was expected of them except to go on as they had, paying their taxes, reading their local paper, & listening to the radio.” Reading German history in 2026 America hits different. open.substack.com/pub/kristind...

This one is from 2009ish?

This is so fucking funny

Yep! Basically these scores can't be equated to grade level; non-native English speakers were included in the sample; and the original source has retracted the claim.

Amid an ongoing court battle over clergy access to the west suburban ICE facility, Catholic ministers entered the building and, in the traditional Holy Thursday ritual, washed the feet of 14 detainees.

logging on to fire off the post equivalent of rent-lowering gunshots while the devs vibe code and lament not being able to cool their phone off in the pool

one time I was walking into the bar and saw someone beating the shit out of a guy who was already on the ground and before I could intervene a regular was like, oh, no, he was sticking his fingers into girls’ mouths. see that same kind of thing on here every day

why don’t u just tell him susie

I am a medieval historian!! The world always is in a state, it has never not been in a state, joy and delight and beauty is what humanity exists for

Pope Leo XIV carried the cross across all fourteen stations for over an hour. The prayers named children who had been “taken away and imprisoned during protests, deported by policies devoid of compassion, shipwrecked on desperate journeys of hope, killed in war zones, and wiped out in death camps.”

‘It’s a safe space’: Mobile midwifery clinics meet patients where they are michiganadvance.com/2026/04/04/r...