My job lately

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

having a braindead and extremely hysterical punditry is a telltale sign of a soccer nation. this is good! now the next step is to give a special name to the crushing Belgium loss to mark and honor it as a historical event. my proposal is the Shame of Seattle.

hillbilly loaf

I've just seen three different sedans drive like they are playing real life Mario Kart on Tri-State so when inevitably someone flips their car and dies horribly and there's a huge back up you guys can at least all know I called it

ROTTEN on all fronts

to recap: if you make a labeler for being mean about ai, bluesky staff will subscribe to it and block 300k users bc why not if you make a list of ppl defending Platner so folks can know who is unsafe, that's unacceptable

The brutal and entirely intentional effects of such policies:

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

Agree. We’ve been reporting lately on ICE ramping back up to 11, but the trump administration is trying to do it without Minnesota type headlines. The secret police are trying to be more… secret

the reason that people are being so loud about "i told you so" with platner is that it sucks shit to have to spend your entire life doing an uncredited minor in how to avoid being the victim of sexual violence and then have that expertise dismissed as you being a shrill hysterical bitch

WHAT OMG

btw the "Is Mitch McConnelk Dead Yet?" tracker account has steadily been going since *2018* lol they have been waiting a LONG time

Getting asked for a review of a ball/strike call must be so humiliating for an umpire. They're going straight to your boss, and that boss is a robot.

Damn This kid might be good

This feels like what women on bluesky look like today

Am I the last person to discover Dusty Springfield was queer

Me Too 2.0 needs to be armed

Can someone adjust this? The lake is a little to the right

These white men aren't defending another white man. They are defending themselves.

They like being mean to liberal women. They think liberal women are cringe and think it is cool to make fun of them, even when this means being pro-rape. They are just a different flavor of Republicans, in that they are only against people they dislike and are for nothing at all.

Incredible Obvious Shirts sighting at the cubs orioles game "I'd rather be at Wrigley" lol

One really fun thing about days like this that it tells you very fast and very thoroughly who in your life is UNSAFE AS HELL

Flavor Flav and Paris Hilton teaming up to handle the US women's hockey team travel for an awards show is the crossover event I didn't know I needed

THANKX to Paris Hilton and Hilton for stepping up to cover hotel rooms for all the hockey players to attend the ESPYs together and celebrate their TEAM OF THE YEAR nomination together,!!

Sure the Democrats didn't learn anything from insisting on propping up the corpse of Joe Biden until his disastrous debate appearance left them no choice, but I'm sure THIS time they'll learn from inexplicably standing behind a candidate that's been a clear liability for months

So I think we can assume that Graham Platner gave Ryan Grim text message screenshots that he thought were exculpatory, and Ryan Grim ran with it because both he and Platner think a woman mentioning massage is irrevocable consent to sex. Which is as good as a confession.

So @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social was explaining the old Jerk Store joke and 15yo goes "the Woke Store called, they're now a donation based non-profit"

Speaking as an interfaith chaplain, Let them cook

The noble tragedy

You know how you think you're beyond the point of surprise then you read something that makes you want to fedpost on main

It's much cheaper to just internally decapitate people than to pay for elder care

thank you I was just going to look for this, which is in my opinion our modern textbook on explicit consent that is sexy and caring and also respects someone who has had their consent violated in the past. (and I can say that without bias b/c I wasn't besties with Courtney when I first read it!)

This is something I should probably talk more about, because we have all seen people who try to write their parody of what consensual sex would look like and it's awkward people saying "do you consent to me putting my hand here" and that is what you get if you haven't thought deeply about consent.

Critical support to comrade norovirus

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

15yo is panicking about the Morocco v France match tomorrow and goes "anyone who has to play against their colonizer should start the game with an extra point"

Fundamentally every printer is like a skittish pure bred show animal: Nervous, perpetually confused, and prone to spontaneously dislocating joints you didn't know it had because a fly looked at it wrong.

This woman has been the subject of three NYT pieces in 2025-26

Possibly the most powerful line in all of music ever.

It also literally used to mean “Meemaw fed Peepaw rhubarb leaf pie and everybody looked the other way.” I think it was @karnythia.blacksky.app who did a brilliant thread on this one day. Mariticide rates dropped quite sharply after no-fault divorce.

Well now I want a bench in my name somewhere in my will

The first-ever first public memorial in the U.S. dedicated to the honest remembrance of state violence at the hands of police.

Fellas, is it papist to log off?

Crowd Boos After Little Boy Steals Foul Ball From Adorable 42-Year-Old Man https://theonion.com/crowd-boos-after-little-boy-steals-foul-ball-from-adorable-42-year-old-man/

The diarrhea will continue until Larkin gets traded.

Illinois streets are already outrageously dangerous so probably the best way to fix that is by removing safety requirements and calling it safety improvements Great plan

there is a rich vein of "if we perform enough of a caricature of masculinity that's gotta make republicans stop calling us pussies" anxiety in Democratic politics that started with Truman and has not stopped for even a single election cycle since

Well this is disappointing... No mention of Reilly's Daughter hosting fundraisers for Trump and right wing nutjob Jeanne Ives?