my friend said that the secret to mpls is lutherans + anarchists

One reason Republicans are so laser targeted on trans kids existing, is that trans kids existing requires accepting the bodily autonomy and consent of children. Which is something republicans absolutely can't do, since they are pedophiles. Their transphobia and pedophilia is them being consistent

you can really blow some minds with “actually there was an entire library and research institute for queer / trans history, science and medicine founded by a Jewish sexologist but the Nazis destroyed it in the hopes of exactly this outcome, ie future generations not believing trans people are real”

Agreed completely

Be nice, this man has a long ride ahead of him back to the Isle of Sodor

Kudos to the Metro Louisville teens who organized and led an anti-ICE protest this afternoon on the Big Four Bridge!

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

This breaks my heart

This is The Singing Resistance. What began with a small group singing in freezing temperatures has grown into a movement in Minneapolis, where thousands are gathering to sing protest songs as a way to grieve, express fear, and find courage. #SingingResistance This is so Minnesotan 💙

Holy shit this comparison chart No wonder it feels like we're all passing around the same $20

I have two Spätzle makers and I can only ever find both parts for the one that is slightly bent and therefore hard to use. The other one works perfectly but is never where I need it when I need it.

Isle Royale cam never fails. Bless

It's because AI is literally the devil. The one from Hell and the bible and stuff. It's sin incarnate

Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:

I love working with people with religious trauma because they can find spiritually fulfillment and meaning and joy. But I hate working with people with religious trauma because societies should not be traumatizing children with lifelong wounds around spirituality.

There are a couple situations where this wouldn't work on me, but most of the time it would be a slam dunk

I guess I just sometimes think we ought to be able to talk about someone's death with language other than tragedy; everyone has to die, and there's not really a much better way to go than "with my wife, on my ranch, at the age of 95 and with a legendary body of artistic work".

If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''

The proliferation of mobile games where your character opens a small business with almost no money and quickly becomes a millionaire is a capitalist tool to devalue labor and promote the myth that low-income workers can easily “pull themselves up by their bootstraps.” In this essay I will

@suesswassersee.bsky.social Well thanks to your horny Olympics thoughts my curling watching has been poisoned by the phrase "path to the button." I hate you, jerk.

Has anyone tried the halal hot chicken place on Cicero by Ford City

WHAT FUCKING BREAK? WHAT IS THIS “AGAIN” YOU SPEAK OF?

The "what do you want" "you" romance trope drives me up the wall because that is NOT A HELPFUL ANSWER "I don't know" or "anything" is a perfectly fine answer if you don't know! "You" is romantic on the page but profoundly unhelpful in an actual bed.

The Tkachuks did a TikTok with Elmo for Sesame Street, and the entire comment section was people telling Elmo to run as fast and as far away from them as possible.

aber es gibt es auf Französisch

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

Well this is horrifying. Let's not let her get a county wide elected seat

These secrets were revealed to me

... this been the most "who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes" decade or two, i have ever experienced

AMEN TO THIS Most of the doctors who have believed me about my body are men

Now I'm thinking about how Team in French is l’équipe and in German it's Die Mannschaft and honestly I don't really have any commentary on this I'm just laughing at everything.

Tabarnak 😞

This is exactly how it works in hockey, too, it's nice when people understand that despite it being the least popular major sport

I can’t believe this dude still has fans tbh

I'm not a Fancy City Historian but holy shit

Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it

fuck modern day seinfeld, give me modern day golden girls. i want blanche to complain about performative men on tinder. i want sophie to ragebait people on twitter. i want dorothy to complain about having to learn about 6 7 from her students. rose get ipad.

Never not relevant

It’s okay to be weird as long as you have a good heart. don’t let people make you feel bad for being weird

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Some may say it's hubris and that the Bible explicitly says none will know the day or the hour, but here we are anyway

Damn, Chicago, look at you

Memories for the whole fam

The Orioles are the Dutch of MLB

Guys look at the beautiful and rare Well Behaved Sunset Dog with her Chicago Bears quality* linebacker shoulders. *She looks really tough but would probably have a pretty hard time stopping the run.

"Sucksmith" has a lot of potential as either a compliment or an insult, depending on what you're talking about. Clearly it was wasted as a proper name.