Tonight in D&D we discovered we were being tracked through a coin so we tied the coin to a chipmunk lmao

Frosting and icing are two different substances

Me when the butterflies won’t use my milkweed 😡

Just planted 9 more roses lmao

FINAL

I always believed in Javy Baez never said a bad word against him

Dan saying standing room only during a shot of empty rich people seats behind home plate was not meant to be a joke

And now we rewind and listen to Dan call it

DINGER

That was a satisfying crack of the bat in a literal sense the sound was nice

Don’t blame him for trying for home

WHERE IS DISTRICT DETROIT CHRIS

Brandon Inge is morphing into AJ Hinch

Is Brandon Inge really the guy for this moment

I actually do not want to honor the United States of America and have a stupid military flyover thank you for your attention to this matter

If I was a protagonist and my arch nemesis was using AI to write his monologues I would burn down his organization so fast

FINAL #LGRW

Alex DeBrincat is A Guy

Don’t fuck this up Red Wings

Hyacinth partyyyyy

Thank you for flying American Airlines

SPORTS ARE BAD

Where’s the “Fuck this game recap” clip when you need it

“You gotta be kidding me.” -Dan Dickerson

BRING BACK THE ZUBAZ #Tigers

I AM NO LONGER BABYSITTING AND MY WRATH HAS BEEN UNMUTED

The Parade has been canceled.

You’ve done it again AI! Another perfect search result.

/to the tune of Bette Davis Eyes/ we love pitcher Casey Mize

I know this is a petty thing to be mad about but seriously autofill??? My most commonly used are“sports are good” and “sports are bad” and my phone knows that. WHY IS GAMBLING EVERYWHERE. AND THE EMOJIS ARE THE LEAST RELEVANT.

PLAN THE PARADE

Let’s goooooooooo

FINAL #LGRW

The Red Wings are very lucky I’m holding a sleeping baby right now or I would be making some unkind verbal comments.

We’re a 7th inning/3rd period city?

Something I never said when Quincey was on the Wings

Red Wings plz

:)

Torture is not free speech it would be #cool if we had a Supreme Court that understood that very basic fact.

At least they tried

Maybe he shouldn’t lead off anymore

Do I believe? No. Am I sticking it out? Yeah

That was fun

I’m gonna need to watch this whole half inning with the radio overlay right after this

I know it’s not gonna work but what if it does

HNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHH

You let the Tigers get lukewarm