Tigers so bad their next game will be streamed only on Microsoft Teams

Love the Detroit Tigers

FINAL #Tigers

CALL UP ALL THE MUD HENS

Sigh.

STOP THE COUNT #Tigers

Honoring the troops by having a cold one in the tub.

No more men’s baseball bring a women’s league to Detroit.

me and who?

I hate sports

*breaks emergency glass on Zubaz case*

Tigers lose.

Tigers Threaten…

What will it take Tigers

Why do the Tigers hate me

You’ll never be rid of me!!!!!

:)

Sports are bad

I miss you Tigers offense

I miss you Tarik Skubal

Stevie The Yzercat is 9 years old 🎉

Tigers plz

-Third line center -Position player pitching -FoxTrax -1997 Subaru Impreza -Strawberry -Small batting helmet filled with ice cream

Hell yeah.

Someone had to log off the call for “a sheep emergency” and they were from New Zealand and I’m like Greg is that you have your sheep run amok again? Was it Susan?? (This is an Epic NPC Man reference)

Found a 1 krona coin in my purse. My only trip to Sweden was in 2012.

It’s time to carve up voting maps to totally eliminate white representation. We’ve proven pretty thoroughly that we can’t act responsibly. I say this confidently as someone with the appearance and constitution of a marshmallow.

baseball is stupid I hate it

Local mayor decides to discontinue fluoride in the water because “kids don’t drink from the spigot anymore”. I’m so sick of idiots.

Being American is like when Angel Hernandez is your umpire. Everything is unfair and you can’t stop it.

If Democrats could care about people with even half as much passion as Republicans show when hating people we would be in good shape.

You are gonna be so shocked by this but the cybertruck I saw today was occupied by a lone white guy

Gage Workman just another Bobson Dugnutt name on the Tigers roster

D&D party recovered what we think is an egg from inside a meteor. I want to cast Clairvoyance and put the sensor inside the egg. Any reason that wouldn’t work outside of “magical bullshit reasons”?

Every sports team has a flat earther.

Run support? What’s that? Is that something the Tigers should be looking into?

Likewise, tonight is the 11th time in Tigers history that they've allowed 4 hits or fewer and struck out 15+ batters. It's the first time they've done so and lost, according to @baseball-reference.com.

Tigers what the fuck

PWHL Detroit please hire Trevor Thompson as the man in the stands/man on the street. He will meet the moment.

The good thing about the Red Wings being so disappointing is that everyone is going to latch onto the women’s team with an intensity that will be terrifying to behold

PWHL DETROIT LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOO

Tigers what the fuck

36 years old, oldest player in baseball history, a miracle

I believe in Tigers small ball supremacy

Even without knowing which sport is being referenced I nod in agreement.