Larry Murphy, 12 ginger ales later on Ozzy and Keats podcast:

Is Space Force still a thing can we repurpose that to be exclusively a Nazi hunting service or what

I did not have time to get a fastnacht this morning 😭

Fresh ink!

The one in the back is serving Mike Vernon energy.

Memories for the whole fam

Not over my cold but my back hurt from laying around so much so off to the gym I went (remained distanced and sanitized)

MAKE THE CALL 🐯 ⚾️

I’ve gotten sick more in the last two years than I have over my whole life. I thought my immune system was invincible but no I simply was not around children very often before now.

8 years ago I had a pretty good day #LGRW

It was HOW LONG AGO???

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Gym ✅

I can’t get the sound to work on my sisters TV so I’m picking E33 soundtracks that I think match the theme. Minnie Mouse pool party gets gestral beach tunes, etc. my niece seems unbothered by this deception.

It’s fucken wimdy

Even Brett Lebda scored goals sometimes I’m not gonna get too excited about Jeffries actually showing anger.

Javy Baez is smoking weed for the good of the team. Offseason training. You need a cool chill dude if you’re also gonna have Skubal it just makes sense.

Gym ✅

Best pitcher in the game who draws crowds yeah let’s try not to pay him because we need that money for more parking lots

[everyone liked that]

RUINED THE SHUTOUT

Puck over glass is a stupid penalty, however…

Status #LGRW

I am too sleepy for this nonsense

Pooperplays

#LGRW mood

Imagine if we got 10 SOG

That was a really nice tribute video I forgot I’m watching a hockey game although to be fair the Wings weren’t worth watching that period

Sure would be nice to have another Tigers World Series victory

Ok DeBrincat do your thing

Marco my son we needed a goal there

LARKIN WOULD NEVER

Cool

Gym ✅

I brought up the ethics of our company continuing to use X during a call today. I was nervous but was like it’s stupid to be nervous the worst that will happen is you’ll get talked about behind your back as the morality police.

“Yeah I knew what was going on but I didn’t participate” ok congrats you should also be in jail.

Take two steps forward (hands up!) and shake em all about Take two step back (hands up!) and jump and shout (hey hey!) Grab your friends And take a chance Everybody HAMSTER DANCE. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

I was the youngest person in the waiting room for bloodwork this morning by about 900 years and then in the evening I bought stamps from a befuddled Gen Z cashier. The Millennial Experience.

Gym ✅ It was actually 35 minutes but I forgot to hit play for a few minutes after pausing between elliptical and treadmill.

You can’t penalize Dylan Larkin without a judicial warrant either actually.

Every day it’s just “judge rules that illegal thing is illegal” followed by every law enforcement agency being like “what are you gonna do about it?” And then they give themselves more of our money.

How stupid do you have to be to believe body cams on ICE are not purely so they can record people for their database. Like oh boy hands free recording to leave both hands open for attacking innocent people.

FINAL #LGRW

Thank you Lucas 🙏🏻

I already know the Wings are tempted to fuck this up. Please don’t.