It seems some of you have forgotten.

Turns out fat ice is just as dangerous.

Sometimes it’s better to just keep your mouth shut. #canucks

And what a hit it was.

Suddenly, the calls for bipartisanship went silent.

Don’t make me tap the sign, Oilers fans.

Fear not, Florida haters. As the Hurricane’s season comes to a close, hurricane season starts on Sunday.

Fear not, Florida haters. As the Hurricane’s season comes to a close, hurricane season starts on Sunday.

A study in contrasts.

Dunno about you, but I feel dirty every time I read another one of those stories about Trump voters.

The Bobby Orr hat trick.

You can’t make an omelette while out crashing a few planes. Or something like that.

I see a lot of Canucks fans talking about last night’s game as a moral victory. Well, I have some bad news…

Better late than never, I guess.

Well, at least there’s one superstition we don’t have to worry about John Tavares falling for. #nhl

Finally, a truly bipartisan issue.

Can’t believe they ruined my masterpiece. #nhl #leafs

Turned on the TV the other night and for a second I thought the CBC brought back Coach’s Corner.

A handy reminder to help you differentiate sporting organizations.

The difference between hockey and basketball is astronomical.

Hockey fans, heal thyselves.

Given there has been so much confusion over the Stanley Cup lately, here's a handy guide to major sports championships so no one gets confused about the Super Bowl.

Finally free to post this.

After watching that Kyle Davidson press conference, I’ve narrowed down the possible reasons the Blackhawks terminated Corey Perry’s contract. #nhl

After watching that Kyle Davidson press conference, I’ve narrowed down the possible reasons the Blackhawks terminated Corey Perry’s contract. #nhl

Well, looks like the mask is off when it comes to NHL “support” for indigenous culture.

Well, looks like the mask is off when it comes to NHL “support” for indigenous culture.

It will bring every Edmonton Oilers fan to tears. #nhl

It will bring every Edmonton Oilers fan to tears. #nhl

Come on, Gary. Have a little pride in your work. #nhl

Ironically, the Oilers’ Stanley Cup odds coming in to this season were also 8-1.

Ironically, the Oilers’ Stanley Cup odds coming in to this season were also 8-1.

Turns out that when you have more than one cowardly lyin’ it’s called an NHL press conference.

Turns out that when you have more than one cowardly lyin’ it’s called an NHL press conference.

Hey, when you’re this close to the Cup, a third round pick is a small price to pay to put you over the top. #canucks

It’s clear from what’s happened this week that some people just shouldn’t be allowed around minors. #nhl

It’s clear from what’s happened this week that some people just shouldn’t be allowed around minors. #nhl

X-tinction.

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