this is the most metal thing i’ve ever seen

Thank you troops

Remote is ready, Eyes wide, palms are sweaty. There's Flintstones on the TV already, Wilma 'n' Betty

Trump: The Presidential Medal of Freedom is BETTER than a Congressional Medal of Honor because the first is for “healthy, beautiful” people & the second is for people who are “in very bad shape because they've been hit so many times by bullets or they're dead."

The Colorado Avalanche were 8-1 in the playoffs while Adam Foote was still employed as a coach. They're 0-3 since Vancouver fired him.

The best part of this completely righteous idea is that you'd be able to tell when Elon is going out for his next collateralized loan because he'd be out there trying to tank has own stock.

Of all the 177 NHL players who actually have a shooting % in this year's playoffs, Martin Necas' 3.1% is the lowest. If Andrei Svechnikov doesn't score on his next shot, they will be tied.

The Washington Capitals would have won a regular season standings tiebreaker against the team on the cusp of winning the Western Conference

Which one of the Wild Thornberrys is this?

Imagine if a journalist simply asked "how was your son's wedding?" and let him confabulate away how very beautiful it was, all the people who shook his hand at it, etc

is TNT doing the same shit ESPN got caught doing during the regular season where they let the live feed lag behind in service of making sure their ad times get inflated? I got the OTGWG spoiled for me about 30 seconds early because I just found out the feed wasn't live.

From their own words; the now infamous on here "I'll fight till hell freezes over and then I'll cut the ice and fight on" quote was specifically in response to seeing a slaveowner auctioning off his own barely teenaged daughter

Josh Anderson scoring on Freddie Andersen O before E when one plays in G

All statues/drawings/etc of humans on that planet are are this:

Someone pointed out that pretty much all butterfly depictions show the insects with their wings all the way spread out in a manner that is not natural to the way they hold them while they're alive and it's still kind of messing w/me. It's not the living creatures that are beautiful, just the wings

Ivan Demidov took a puck in stride with a guy on his tail, executed a tight turn while that guy tried to knock him off balance and then made a pass in one of those plays that casually reminds you these are pros doing this all on ice skates.

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Avs hate their fans

I don't need to know anything else about all the different weinermobiles they raced today, but if you tell me the corndog one has an automatic transmission I'm going to be livid.

It would be easy to feel badly for Don Jr's unrequited daddy issues if those issues hadn't helped Don Jr. grow into the kind of guy Don Jr. is. Stephen Miller is a bridge troll and he's more a son to Donald Trump than the dipshit to whom he gave his own name. Get dunked on, loser.

I switched my default browser to DuckDuckGo and I'm still getting used to it, but the foibles arent nearly as infuriating as having a robot badly mansplain the internet to me.

This place was not better when every day was wall-to-wall coverage of how much Elon sucks, but we had to go through that for the occasional reminder he's still out there screaming louder as he shrinks into a smaller and smaller corncob.

"I feel your pain" - creepy French villain in a children's show about a bakery

Pure dumb luck I was even in the correct body of water on that last one. Also like that the second one yelled at me for clicking in the wrong state when the thing is very much mostly in the state I clicked. www.maptap.gg May 22 98🎯 97🔥 97🔥 96🔥 27😥 Final score: 758

I saw a blurb about a choose your own adventure film and while details on how that will work are sparse, I think having at least two theaters showing different cuts that let you switch over depending on your choices sounds rad but also sounds like a logistical nightmare in today's theater enviro

This is a really good writeup on a judge doing the kind of job that judges are actually supposed to do. That Kris Kobach (who has been sanctioned this year & was previously ordered to take remedial law classes) is resorting to calling it activism is proof enough of it.

A very good, digestible thread about the historic prosecutorial misconduct it was revealed Kat and her fellow protesters were put through, and what to expect next.

I bet you could get a fair number of federal prosecutors back if you promised them nothing more than the ability to go after the people who took over after they left.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

A2Y was the best place when The Internet Was Good. I know that 19 of you agree.

this will never not be funny bsky.app/profile/tsno...

I'd bring Gretzky back just to show the olds what a chump he was. He'd put up 40 points and get destroyed by Troy Stecher or somebody like that.

In two paragraphs, a perfect snapshot of the willful refusal of some security officials – in this case, predictably, in Trump's FBI; but this also happens in Europe – to see and name racist and far-right terror for what it is. It is not "indiscriminate" hatred, or "nihilism"; it is modern nazism.

I’m concerned Amtrak doesn’t know where Kansas City is.

"They leaked his tax returns, they tried to destroy him." If revealing your official tax returns -- something every single president and VP for forty years before Trump did voluntarily -- could possibly "destroy" you, that is the scandal.

In women's hockey, we are in the Abby Roque period. This is a transition from the previous Renee Saunx era. Up next will be Rocko Cowe

People gotta leave Elmo alone, man.

Every time I watch the IIHF worlds and I see that they put cars just behind the glass in what would be really good seats, I want to be told that they let people sit in the cars & watch. I think you should get to honk the horn once per game too.

Dearest @jjfromkansas.bsky.social , I hope this letter finds you well. I was wondering why, when someone uses your words against you, that is not called "cemanting the conversation" (Is it because "semanting" or "sementing" looks like cum?) Sincerely, Beans 🫘

1. Number of stories about Trump buying and selling hundreds of millions of dollars in stocks in the first three months of 2026: CBS: 0 CNN: 0 Fox News: 0 NPR: 0 PBS: 0 Politico: 0 Semafor: 0 Business Insider: 0

This video would be 1,000 times funnier if it ended with the guy dragging the robot just behind that open door before you hear a single gunshot.

At a party with no dinner? That's ok, I'll just have some Horse Doovers

The man is facing multiple charges including not having a valid boat registration which is incredible.

JD Vance saying Trump didnt literally make the trades himself like some sort of gotcha like in the last 90 years nobody has thought of putting a single intermediary between you and a crime and the SEC is hypothetically powerless to stop this.

Parks and Rec "i have a permit" shit in real life.

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I love how Hegseth types don’t realize that the Crusaders were almost indisputably the bad guys in the 11th century. They were a bunch of backwards savages.