Despite my old age, my politics smell like sew-wage

Papa John may have sucked ass and put Italian Americans on the back foot for a decade, but at least he came across as a guy who actually liked his own food. This guy looks like they tried to build Mr. Rogers in Dark Souls out there saying "I love this product" creepy.

!!! A woman asked the Kenbridge, VA police chief for an order of protection against Charles Stokes, one of his police officers. The chief told Stokes about her request, and within minutes Stokes opened fire on the woman's car

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Only halfway there if he wants to be roughly the size of a barge one day. Gaston scoffs at this amateur.

Aside from the implication that we should have shitposters in government (which we should not), I find this argument unmoving when we're talking about most sites, with Twitter chief among them. If you are on there, you should be running with the base assumption what you are reading is Nazi stuff

I personally believe that the obvious nature of what was to happen with a yes vote on Hegseth's confirmation means that these 50 senators are also culpable in war crimes. I'm amenable to a moderate position which sees them all disqualified from holding any national office.

I'm sorry, Mrs. [Redacted], but your husband was killed by a squirter.

The Saudis passed on the opportunity to take down U.S. Jets because the F-15s didn't have enough fuel to make it to New York

Everything about the New York Times that isn't explicitly pro-fascist is of the mewling leftist bent that desperately wants to have a friendly rivalry with the folks trying to kill everybody and who sneer at progressives. It's not a media literacy problem to recognize the NYT sucks.

stating the obvious here but a functional society cannot allow these markets to exist

I am going to link to organizations that I know for sure are helping trans Kansans. This thread will develop slowly as I either know people or will vet them. At this point we have not heard from anyone being helped via relocation resources. These exist, but I assume they are overwhelmed.

The Leafs situation seems dire

Dylan Larkin visiting a city that isn't a nation's capital and not enjoying himself.

Every time they have Stu Grimson on the broadcast, all I can think of is this commercial he was in www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wJA...

Cannot get the rink audio level to work right tonight.

Here you go! Eat their frames.

if the media had any integrity — and it doesn’t anymore — they’d be pointing out on a loop that Obama made a deal with Iran, Trump cancelled it because Obama is Black, and then Trump started a war on the pretense there is no deal

The "kill your local pedophile" voters seeing the "Trump won't start wars" voters reacting to the news.

WOW. 19 people, all who were imprisoned and mistreated in a foreign prison at the direct command of the United States, are brave enough to say “We are innocent, and we will endure more time imprisoned to prove that.” I can only admire the enormous courage such a move takes.

You have more in common with the citizens of Iran than you do with the people running the United States. It would be terrible for the people running the United States if you knew and lived that truth.

Peregrine getting madder and madder playing smash: THIS IS BULLSHIT! WE PUNCH WAY FASTER THAN THAT. Fuck this guy, I'm switching to Pit. At least that guy has wings.

I like how when somebody in traffic has extremely loud bass going on, I'm still looking for Honda Civics with aftermarket spoilers, but every time it's some upper-mid-range SUV with a bumper sticker that says something like "There's hella kids up in this bitch" being driven by somebody my age.

This is a little tangential but there are few latenite moments better than when Johnny Carson switched out the spoons that Uri Geller guy used to psychically bend with regular spoons and Uri Geller had to be on national tv for 10 minutes like damn uhhh the mystic powers are uhhhh alarmed right now

His proposal really should be more.....modest.

RFK Jr. Is the Eggs-Benedict Arnold of the War on Protein.

The problem/benefit of aggressively avoiding knowing anything I can about British Royals is also that I really have no idea what goes on in British politics either. Bunch of people are upset. I hope it's the bad ones.

Brady Tkachuk only uses shampoo outside because the bottle says "for external use only"

what a damn pass by Lucas Raymond. Holy moly

I hope Simon comes out of the box and beats up Tim Stutzle

Dylan Narc'in

Brady Tkachuk simultaneously has a baby face and a trash face. You could call him Cherubbish.

That shouldn't even be a minor. Simon Edvinsson isn't responsible for making sure Brady Tkachuk doesn't skate into him. He didn't even move in to hit him. He just saw the dumb galoot first.

Simon Edvinsson is a good person

The Olympics were such a nice break from digital board ads. My god they look like such shit.

I don't know if that play was onsides

These Ottawa Kunlun Red-Star kits really stand out.

Either way with Tyler Myers, I hope Detroit has pulled their offer by now. Dude has been stuck in Vancouver hockey all season. If Detroit isn't an immediate yes upon the team's ask, then he can fuck off. Don't blame him, but definitely don't want him either.

Patrick Swindle is the CEO operating the Dilley concentration camp. There are people behind this. They must go to prison.

If Myers nixes a trade to Detroit because he wants to go to Dallas then I will take back some of the things I said about

Do not trade for Tyler Myers please. We don't need him and Hamonic making up the most wanted D pair of 2013

Stop supporting the New York Times. They're one of the biggest reasons transphobia has become mainstream. AG Sulzberger should be treated with the same disdain Elon Musk gets

Just a reminder that Gavin Newsom is an emphatic no and he won't excite nearly enough sick-of-Trump Republicans to overcome all of the not-this-fucking-right-wing-asshole-stuff-again Americans who will simply not vote. Even pragmatism says you gotta move left.

Aside from further marginalizing and isolating people in Kansas, this is also designed to disenfranchise them too.

My hot take is that professional bowlers should only get to use two balls for an entire game and you're only allowed to switch between balls twice. You got a special ball that only works on ten pins? Great! Hope you don't leave more than one of those.

They're trying to speed-run 2008 again

[pointing at kids going sledding] that’s a slippery slope

Celebrating a win by going to what is basically the head politician's house is political, folks. You can't just 'nuh uh' that.