Weird Al Lyrics
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Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her, Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
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And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
about 1 hour ago
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Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly
about 2 hours ago
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You can turn the other cheek. You can just give up the ship! You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip.
about 3 hours ago
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It was like, the last day before trash day. My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
about 4 hours ago
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My zippers bust, my buckles break. I'm too much man for you to take!
about 5 hours ago
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I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
about 6 hours ago
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Remote is ready, Eyes wide, palms are sweaty. There's Flintstones on the TV already, Wilma 'n' Betty
about 7 hours ago
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But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course. He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force
about 9 hours ago
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Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one…Open up a package of my bologna
about 9 hours ago
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Talk with your mouth full. Bite the hand that feeds you. Bite off more than you chew. What can you do? Dare to be stupid!
about 11 hours ago
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He took my trousers off, told me to cough
about 12 hours ago
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Yo quiero chimichangas y chile Colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
about 13 hours ago
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I think I'm a clone now. There's always two of me just a-hangin' around. I think I'm a clone now Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.
about 14 hours ago
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Well now I know you're wishin I'll sign your petition. But stop forwarding that crap to me
about 15 hours ago
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It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday
about 16 hours ago
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But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course. He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force
about 17 hours ago
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No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again, til we bring you Nature Trail to Hell Part 2.
about 18 hours ago
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Have a big dinner, have a light snack. If you don't like it, you can't send it back.
about 19 hours ago
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Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her, Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
about 20 hours ago
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You better listen, better do what you're told. You haven't even touched your tuna casserole. You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
about 21 hours ago
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Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks, or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
about 22 hours ago
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La-la-la-la-lasagna! You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico, or a-maybe spaghetti?
about 23 hours ago
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Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one…Open up a package of my bologna
about 24 hours ago
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
1 day ago
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I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
1 day ago
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Harvey the Wonder Hamster, He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal, He just runs around on his hamster wheel
1 day ago
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Have a banana, have a whole bunch. It doesn't matter what you had for lunch. Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
1 day ago
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Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter, Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
1 day ago
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I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
1 day ago
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Have a big dinner, have a light snack. If you don't like it, you can't send it back.
1 day ago
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We're all crazy Mennonites, Living in an Amish paradise. There's no cops or traffic lights, Living in an Amish paradise
1 day ago
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You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada. That's right, I want the whole enchilada
1 day ago
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You better listen, better do what you're told. You haven't even touched your tuna casserole. You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
1 day ago
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You can be a coffee achiever. You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
1 day ago
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Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave, But he can use the Force, they say
1 day ago
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You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada. That's right, I want the whole enchilada
1 day ago
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Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her, Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
1 day ago
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Have a banana, have a whole bunch. It doesn't matter what you had for lunch. Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
1 day ago
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Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight. She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight.
1 day ago
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What's this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer? Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me any more…
1 day ago
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Buy our album, we're Nirvana. A garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
2 days ago
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I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
2 days ago
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You better listen, better do what you're told. You haven't even touched your tuna casserole. You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
2 days ago
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You should-a taste my lasagna!
2 days ago
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Talk with your mouth full. Bite the hand that feeds you. Bite off more than you chew. What can you do? Dare to be stupid!
2 days ago
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
2 days ago
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Some girls like to buy new shoes, and others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
2 days ago
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How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
2 days ago
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She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-ee
2 days ago
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