Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her, Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin

Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly

You can turn the other cheek. You can just give up the ship! You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip.

It was like, the last day before trash day. My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay

My zippers bust, my buckles break. I'm too much man for you to take!

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

Remote is ready, Eyes wide, palms are sweaty. There's Flintstones on the TV already, Wilma 'n' Betty

But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course. He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one…Open up a package of my bologna

Talk with your mouth full. Bite the hand that feeds you. Bite off more than you chew. What can you do? Dare to be stupid!

He took my trousers off, told me to cough

Yo quiero chimichangas y chile Colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

I think I'm a clone now. There's always two of me just a-hangin' around. I think I'm a clone now Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.

Well now I know you're wishin I'll sign your petition. But stop forwarding that crap to me

It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday

But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course. He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force

No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again, til we bring you Nature Trail to Hell Part 2.

Have a big dinner, have a light snack. If you don't like it, you can't send it back.

Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her, Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

You better listen, better do what you're told. You haven't even touched your tuna casserole. You better chow down or it's gonna get cold

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks, or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue

La-la-la-la-lasagna! You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico, or a-maybe spaghetti?

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one…Open up a package of my bologna

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

Harvey the Wonder Hamster, He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal, He just runs around on his hamster wheel

Have a banana, have a whole bunch. It doesn't matter what you had for lunch. Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter, Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another

I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.

Have a big dinner, have a light snack. If you don't like it, you can't send it back.

We're all crazy Mennonites, Living in an Amish paradise. There's no cops or traffic lights, Living in an Amish paradise

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada. That's right, I want the whole enchilada

You better listen, better do what you're told. You haven't even touched your tuna casserole. You better chow down or it's gonna get cold

You can be a coffee achiever. You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver

Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave, But he can use the Force, they say

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada. That's right, I want the whole enchilada

Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her, Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

Have a banana, have a whole bunch. It doesn't matter what you had for lunch. Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight. She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight.

What's this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer? Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me any more…

Buy our album, we're Nirvana. A garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

You better listen, better do what you're told. You haven't even touched your tuna casserole. You better chow down or it's gonna get cold

You should-a taste my lasagna!

Talk with your mouth full. Bite the hand that feeds you. Bite off more than you chew. What can you do? Dare to be stupid!

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team

Some girls like to buy new shoes, and others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran

She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-ee