Hellll yeah. Look at the platform too. Powerful.

Holy shit this piece will melt some eyeballs. Writer argues Dems need to take drastic, even once-unimaginable tactics in response to Voting Rights Act being gutted. He writes: "Patience is the enemy now" and we have to stop asking people for it. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...

Also the Woodstock ‘99 generation. Like I am Gen X but let’s stop pretending that all of us are pure. In fact, all the reasons we are actually cool have foundations in trauma. We all have a vicious jerk inside of us too. Therapy has helped all of this but half of us are allergic to that soooo

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

Going around again. Still worth the watch.

Pat Caputo passed away Thursday, his family announced via social media.

i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

RuPaul Andre Charles

I'm still fundraising for KHJN (and am sooo close to my goal), and donations are quadrupled again today! A great day to promote gender-affirming care access for Kentuckians: fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

Every morning when I log in I am assaulted with what a stupid and tacky world we live in. And that we are a deeply sick country.

“enjoy getting your data stolen by china” girl i have a google account there is nothing you could do to my data that hasn’t already been done

If you don’t know this story, this is a gift to you. I think of this every day when I toast my English muffin. What a loser he is.

What’s with Hegseth’s hair? It’s beyond greasy. It looks juicy.

I hope y’all burned all those Notorious RBG t-shirts.

I just want to know where Wemby buys pants. Are they all bespoke? Where does one shop when they’re 7’4”?

My mother is in love with Antiques Roadshow. And this year she gets to go. She’s applied every year for a long time and she finally got chosen. I’m so excited for her! Just the absolute coolest. Since every single thing is bad, it’s nice to think of something very wholesome and cool.

Everything is so stupid

none. you will beat none animals in a fight. they will attempt to kill you if you antagonize them. and most will succeed or at least put you in the hospital. also, even if you beat the rat, it's going to give you rabies and then you lose big time. leave the animal fighting to cartoons

The print Onion this month is excellent as always. This one is my favorite:

Biking Boston since 1980. Comic artist, designer, developer. On March 5th I hit a pothole in Kenmore Square and fractured both tibial plateaus. Five weeks in rehab. Facing eviction from my home of 17 years. I don't ask for help easily. I'm asking now. www.gofundme.com/f/help-dave-...

Just overheard someone say that Kegsbreath looks like Corey Feldman with Nazi tattoos and I’ll never be able to unsee this.

It’s just existentially exhausting living in a corrupt banana republic run by heathen idiots, drug addicts, and the delusional.

trying to post through it rn

Lmao @ the Starbucks app. I personally get inspiration for everything by using my own actual human brain but go off I guess

I just texted my kid a one sentence question about clavicular and then realized that I’m probably the oldest living human who understood what that meant.

Well. I stopped Target-ing at the beginning of this administration but this latest news ensures I’ll never ever go back. What a terrifying tale of pointless cruelty.

Wrestling, F1, jam bands

Rage over corruption and the stupid destruction of all parts of government, including the parts that help people overseas, is in fact a kitchen table issue that unites people across the political spectrum. Everyone is exhausted, everyone is furious You’re a fool if you don’t capitalize on that

Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate.

At least there is a moment of relief in Wisconsin.

Wisconsin liberals haven’t had more than 4 seats on the state supreme court since at least the 1970s. They’re about to hold 5 seats, following tonight’s win. *And* liberals could grow their majority to 6-1 a year from now. A remarkable turnaround in just a few cycles.

Immigration rocks. Immigrants rock. I want more immigrants from more countries. Please let a person from every single country on earth live in my neighborhood. That would be the absolute coolest shit of all time.

As for the smart asses in my time line I just need you to understand that I am part of a group of people who have been telling you all about these crazy Christians for over ten years now. So I kinda resent the snark about something I've given some time to. We tried. We didn't convince them or you.

“Why don’t Americans….”

"Why don't Americans ________?" For the same reason the Russians don't. Or people from any other country where a corrupt government routinely murders citizens.

Extremely very over Senators and Congresspeople posting “he must be stopped” as if they are not in fact the people who we elected to do that. You are not fundraisers. You aren’t PR executives. You are sitting senators and congresspeople. Do your fucking job. Do anything other than this.

THIS SUCK'S LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

I just got a fundraising text from my senator. Not today lady.

"What can Democrats do?" When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him. So, you know, that.

All of us are dissociated and dissociating to make it through today. I hope you give yourself and others grace.

But I’m supposed to create value for the shareholders today.

What an existentially exhausting timeline.

Will it load? Who can say? It’s probably just saving me from having to know the things.

can someone please help me, i’m still at the fyre festival.

#TeamDarleneMitchell from day 1 #dragrace

Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.