FYI Cardiac MRI is not something you or I could just have done. It’s not a preventive thing. I had to have a widowmaker and then an echocardiogram that showed something they needed to look at further to get one. It’s not even a regular thing they do if you have a STEMI.

This scene is engraved on my brain. I can probably still do it. I was a tap and ballet kid, exactly the right age to have been obsessed with people defecting to the West. Both of these legends are incredible. Also, Helen Mirren plays Misha’s ex. Isabella Rosselini is Hines’ wife. Perfect film.

This is what we all should be doing and if you’re following me, you’re probably the exact demographic who has just aged into having no fucks to give and a lot of things to say. This lady rules.

NOAA cuts reduced weather balloon coverage which affects the accuracy of weather forecasts. This one for snow in Wisconsin. www.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/... #weather #NOAA #taxcutsforbillionaires

Man is dementia contagious? Listen to JD Vance wax prosaic about turkey and you will also wonder.

Insane and horrifying. You need to read this. This is why I told my friend to stay in Ireland because her husband is not designed for this. No one is.

President Jen is going to need more Mindhunter. A moratorium on Fincher movies until this occurs.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I’m very much doomed if the Mormon wives are coming to save me.

Fix your heart or die, Charlie Brown.

I feel like Marjorie Taylor Greene being a full blown white supremacist is kinda getting left out of the discussion

Ladies of any age: I just completed pelvic floor therapy and it was a complete game changer. Stop whatever you are doing and make an appt.

Transgender Day of Remembrance (TDOR) is an annual observance on November 20 that honors the memory of the transgender people whose lives were lost in acts of anti-transgender violence. 🏳️‍⚧️

That’s who they all are

I just want someone to ask him why he wears his makeup like that. The next time he calls someone piggy on your weekend jaunt to margalardo you can ask him that. I’m giving you that for free, The Media.

this, all day right now (unmute, it’s a bop)

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

we should feed everybody actually all the time there is no reason for anyone to be hungry and/or homeless

Every time I read Kate Middleton, I think Khris Middleton. I’m sorry but that will never change.

I have muted Olbermann on here and honestly kinda forgot he existed until all this. I hope we go back to that soon.

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wander are lost. Server refused the connection: Port 22 no route to host.

All of you who have met me irl know that if anyone said “quiet piggy” to me, new swear words would have been invented and you would have heard me scream them from the air. Props to her for not saying “make me, fuckface.”

This is not a serious country. Not a single one of you needs to ever give a moment of thought to imposter syndrome. The biggest dipshits alive are in every corner of power. Butthole lady isn’t helping the narrative.

GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour

I mutter this under my breath or think it OUT LOUD in my head at least a hundred times a day. It’s very strong in the morning and I then become increasingly numb to the never ending flow of stupidity throughout the day. As soon as I look at my phone or laptop in the morning it begins again.

Read this and meet the worst person in my state. Yes, worse than Ron Johnson and Paul Ryan. Possibly worse than Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer

Is there a way to donate to leftist candidates without using Act Blue? I’m sitting on Francesca Hong and Kat Abughazaleh money but I do not wish Jamie Raskin to have my contact details, nor do I wish to have my dollars allocated to the MTG campaign he dreams of.

In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

Is she giving a speech about staying awake for a week coked up while picking fights with other artists? That’s what she’s an expert in.

@amockingbird.bsky.social I bought my son the blue canary night light and it came today. The joy on his face as he sang himself the song… 💗 I love them forever and he does too. Thanks for letting me know they were back so I could make sure everyone has one watching over them.

There is too much Dave Portnoy content in my feed and too much Olivia Nuzzi content in my feed. (The correct amount of both is zero. Ideally less than zero. I want to see posts that erase my previous knowledge of those two, like that thing in Men in Black that makes you forget stuff you've seen.)

I know everyone wants Bruno to be Clinton but it’s probably Jean-Luc Brunel, another abuser who took his own life in prison rather than face the consequences.

Big enough for a monster like her, but too small for trans folks and Muslims. Interesting. People are watching, Jamie. We see who you are.

too real lol

It's crass, but I'm asking for a small favor. I'm applying for a grant to help possibly turning the flash fiction conthology into an actual, physical book. If I get about 30 more followers on BSKY, I can truthfully say I have at least 1k followers on every big platform. Mind asking your friends? ;)

Yes. I think it's also a sign of how status quo propaganda around "good change is inherently painfully slow" has seeped into the wider culture, even among radicals (you are not immune to propaganda, etc). But it was never true! That was just an excuse used to deny basic demands and shut people up.

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

Wrote about Epstein, the misogynistic culture that protected him, and the banality of evil when it comes to harming women and children. He was not a unique man. open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...

I’m sorry

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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

Be forewarned: the Jack Schlossberg fundraising texts have begun. I propose a ban on Kennedy and adjacent individuals as well as Harvard Law grads.

I am so angry today about everything in this world. Just filled with the fiery rage of a thousand burning suns.

Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter and she still said this. Would it make someone a pedophile if they desired her child?

The first time I realized grown men were looking at me thirstily I was 11. Imagine today’s grown men leering at your eleven year old daughters.

A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.

Please stop making me have to hear or know about Pat McAfee

The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

Epstein assaulted Maria Farmer and her sister Annie. Kidnapped her. Threatened her life (via Ghislaine Maxwell). Maria reported this to the FBI, which did nothing, to Vanity Fair magazine, which didn’t print the information as a favor to Epstein. Now she has contacted writer Ellie Leonard: