@bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social Happy Birthday!

When my adult child was in elementary school in North Carolina, he was the only person in his class (including his teacher) who could write and read cursive due to the fact that they still teach it here. This ship has sailed long ago in much of this country.

BREAKING: For the 11th time, Republicans have blocked Democrats from paying TSA. Republicans have been given ELEVEN chances to send TSA agents their paychecks, but they refuse.

I wish I had room for one of those punching bags shaped like a dude so I could kick it in the head repeatedly on days like this (days when I feel like many ppl need to be kicked in the head). Maybe I’ll just make room.

Want to feel old? All the teenagers who used to email Rockstar Games asking why you can't shoot dogs in Grand Theft Auto now work for the federal government

So many people I know and/or respect follow Michael Ian Black. Be better, love yourselves.

This one has long been one of my favorites theonion.com/u-s-breaks-o...

Things are less dumb when you have some cute kitty boys who love to snuggle with each other

Perks for Congress shouldn’t even be a thing. That’s partially how we got here. They aren’t aristocrats. Not royalty. Public servants who chose this job should be treated like all other Americans.

@ricknashtag.bsky.social your new display name is exceptional. A+++++

lol, lmao

Wait a minute the people running the country are morons

dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...

I know many qualified folks who should be seeing this, so here ya go:

I just heard a giant belly laugh from the other room and that’s how I know Wisconsin lost. You can laugh or cry and I’m glad there was laughter over it. Now Duke can lose too so we can have some more.

I hope Sinners inspires other filmmakers to include scenes of their leads abruptly gunning down racists after the plot has logically ended.

That was cool af. Misty Copeland is a goddess.

LRS: a lot of you need to read that. ❤️

Babe. You’re not lazy. You’re disabled. It’s not because you don’t want to do it that you don’t do it. It’s literally beyond your current ability. You don’t have the executive function for it sweetie.

My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there

Also: “Man, Fuck this what the Fuck” is a sentence that could describe my entire life.

I recently became obsessed with the idea of my cats having their own couch and I gave in to the intrusive thoughts. Here is Karma enjoying it. The plant next to it is also a bed. The lighting is weird because I didn’t feel like turning real lights on but it kinda makes the shot.

Dane County people: make sure you read these before the April election.

🚨 SF area! (And anyone who can share). @friendsofbear.bsky.social (feederofcats) over on Twitter needs your help! Adopt! Spread the word!

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

Your pet is chosen to be immortalized on a bank note Which picture are you submitting?

Fuck it.

maybe if we write "For Men" on therapy men will use it.

Noem's one-minute $220 million ad cost more than nearly every film nominated for Best Picture at the upcoming 2026 Academy Awards: * Frankenstein * Marty Supreme * Sinners * Bugonia * Hamnet * Train Dreams * Sentimental Value * The Secret Agent

Guess who got Dogstar tickets?

Happy 29th Birthday to the debut of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I had to know this so you do too.

An example of off label use is GLP-1s for weight loss (under a set bmi), addiction, PCOS. Just an FYI.

Realizing that all the layperson leadership were a bunch of hypocrites and bigots. I figured there had to be more of that type of thing. Organized religion is incompatible with my values. Jesus is cool, it’s just a large majority of his followers and his organizations I can’t deal with.

the world is CRYING OUT for an opposition to this madness. people who have a clear vision and desire to stop all of this shit and steer us toward something better. and instead we get Chuck Fucking Schumer and Hakeem Fucking Jeffries and 2028 presidential candidate Rent-A-Center Patrick Bateman.

This reminds me of after my fire when a whole bunch of people said things to me like “well that’s not how it should be” or insisted that there were things such as safety nets or that insurance companies were helpful. And that was in 2014, and things were bad for folks long before that.

So Jello is older than us but please for the love of god check your blood pressure. Especially if you are a dude who doesn’t go to the doctor. A couple of my much younger than Jello friends have had strokes in recent years. Not everyone survives them. Take care of yourselves! Living is punk rock.

You heard that right: Gavin Newsom says he doesn't support trans equality.

Its too bad so many people think this way - having my mind changed on something is awesome, learning new shit is like a drug that makes me smarter

so apparently Brian McGinnis has been denied access to both his family and legal representation since a sitting senator broke his arm

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

This will destroy you. And it should. How monstrous. Our tax dollars paid for this but we can’t afford to feed our children or provide health care to our citizens.

We don’t need more discourse on this HOWEVER, all of you on the left are aware of the improbability of the existence of a left wing echo chamber. My family’s group chat is basically that and we are never in full consensus. I think that is very healthy. Look at what being in constant agreement gives

Oh this is real?

So now she can move out of her cushy free housing, right? Probably not but let’s not forget we also pay for her lodging at the moment.

Maybe they shouldn’t have released her if any of you have seen the last few ig posts of hers. Deeply concerning. The lady needs help and thanks to her freedom is unlikely to get it.

How do you know for sure if God forgives you? Adultery is one of his big bads, I think that’s more of a “hope when you get there you were forgiven” sort of sin for people who are into that belief system.

I’ve read these books in the last seven days. I am on book seven now. I’ll get to all of your recommendations too because they’re all amazing. It has helped with the doomscrolling but now every peek is full of doom so idek

I had meetings and just now saw the arm breaking video and I, someone who has something to say about everything, have no words. Hard to believe there are any sane adults in charge anywhere.