Epstein was obviously the story of the day but it’s wild that we got confirmation the CIA was engaged in biological warfare in Afghanistan for at least a decade

I would lose my mind if people emailed me like this in 2017. This is emails before we got cell phones. This conversation was for text!

Oh! So the point of the emails being released was to allow for them to do more stupid shit this week. Got it 👍

"We've sequenced Hitler's DNA and it turns out he was high maintenance" is also deeply unshocking news today

I swear to God if there's an email from John Lennon in there I would believe everything still

I'm starting to think the "Jeffrey, you know I love you!" type messages are definitely not sincere I mean obviously you don't want to upset the guy who knows how many 11 year olds you've traumatized with your weird naked body, right

Be proud of yourself today, you're not powerful enough to casually hang out with the world's most notorious pedophile

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

So there's a Secret Santa app that we're using for work and it's actually kind of excellent If I had more than three friends and hadn't already bought them presents I would suggest starting an online friends secret santa list this year Maybe we can do Confidentially Cupid next February

Imagine banning a PhD in authoritarianism and a two decade investigative journalist - one that pretty much all Severely Online People know well - and then going "It was totally a violation of our terms of service and not an axe we were busy grinding"

perhaps the most naive part about how bluesky moderates content is that they think this will scale at some point you simply have to accept that people use this kind of hyperbole all the time good luck, i hope someone else who isn't me shoots you (because i wouldn't, this is hyperbole)

If anything, today should be a difficult day for Gmail, the email choice of pedophiles and sex traffickers

I decided to do a new printing of Eat Me while I still can. We don't know if/when work like this will be outlawed, but physical copies survive as websites go dark. This is literal food porn. It's very silly smut. Preorder through Nov 30. Ships in Jan. www.rosalarian.com/product-page...

MY BIG BEAUTIFUL POPLARS BRING ALL THE YOUNG MEN TO MY YARD, TELLING ME THEY ARE ARBORISTS AND MY TREES WITH THEIR IMMENSE FOLIAGE ARE HAZARDOUS. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT JEFFERY EPSTEIN I JUST LOVE HOW BIG MY TREES ARE, TOTALLY ENVIOUS TREE PEOPLE AND ALSO DEMOCRATS ARE HARASSING ME FOR MY VERDURE

It took me a second to recognize Neil was ever this Young

Marjorie Taylor Green furiously flipping through pages: I can't read, actually

[waving to get the attention of active military member patrolling the grocery store] can you please shoot this coffee it’s too expensive

Unfortunately I've heard stuff I thought was good, but from amateur musicians. (Which is what all A.I. is: amateur hour) Afterwards I was disappointed to find out it was A.I. It's fun to play a musical instrument, with friends. MAKE BAD ART YOURSELVES, PLEASE!!! People are giving up on joy!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: We have reason to believe Lucy did indeed know she was removing the football at exactly the same time Charlie Brown was attempting to kick it... ON PURPOSE, THOUGH

I've moved past this, I want to read the chapters about Andrew Cuomo now

Cheryl James lookin' real fine and chunky at the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame induction and I love to see it Buncha 50 year old women acting stupid in the audience and I'd prefer not to see it www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qWb...

THAT. GIRL. IS.

When I order fries "Monster Style" at In n Out burger they just give me the animal style fries. Feels judgemental

I have never wanted more in my life to take the bar exam out of spite than right now

They got a kid whose job it is to ask "Everything symmetrical, sir?" every couple of hours. They call him Jimmy the Level but I think his real name is Derek

Of all the true stories lost to time I hope future generations never ever know this the most

I do not know what any of this means but apparently @vincemancini.bsky.social is involved

Every time ☹️

We inch closer and closer to Trump declaring a 13th month, I swear to God, and I will get nothing for it. No lil treat. No free shot.

It was time to leave Twitter when everyone started using Arial Bold. If you're still on Twitter, do not wait for Helvetica

Hollywood's third or fourth Most Forgettable Guy is really ruining his credibility

I tried doing zen doodles and it made me angry. I have failed zen #sketchvember

Hoes mad

Hoes mad

LOLOLOLOLOL "MISERY MAP" www.flightaware.com/miserymap/

exciting if true! will be way more interesting in future dramatizations than another boring german nazi movie!

COKE: is pepsi okay DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could

TIL Bon Iver's name is Justin so please stop fucking talking to me about your favorite lil white dudes now, okay

in 2025 we let the typos stand as evidence of our discontent

This has being said IRL to me about a couple of notable right-wingers in our local government. They are people who have always been lil shits. Now that it's clear the newer shit-stirrers are fascists, the old shit-stirrers look reasonable in comparison.

Our mayor makes a ceremonial dollar a year. Which is why he's a parody of an incompetent person

These people have zero moral fortitude. Example in two screenshots

There's two.

I don't know which Christian needs to be reminded of this, but: Jesus Christ was a poor, Arab-looking Jew. This was supposed to teach you a lesson about tolerance. Some of you are gonna fail the exam, it's very sad at this point, you've had 2000 years to study

I don't know how to explain that it's not that A.I. writing uses em dashes, it's that it uses them wrong. It almost universally uses it for emphasis on things that don't need emphasis. Signed, the editor who just took em dashes out of your fucking chatGPT submission

So @lovingood.news has not posted this on Bluesky yet but it is one of many extremely correct things he says and does on Facebook, so I thought I would share with time for you to submit your work.