my generation loves harrry potter, the boy who was best friends with the principal

National Park Service has open comment page, for Albert Speer Memorial Arch that is next on MAGA wish list You can make comments here: parkplanning.nps.gov/documentsOpe... That page has lots of "before and after" illustrations. Below, before/after view from near JFK/RFK grave site in Arlington

I don't have an opinion on Graham Cracker anymore because what I've heard from Maine Dems is that Susan Collins has huge crossover votes from centrist Dems. Like, 40%. So I'm not sure Maine Dems even really want him in the first place. It kind of feels like a setup at this point

LOLOLOL are there people confused about point a

I'm genuinely sorry to fans who have to suffer the US through a World Cup

It was jarring to hear established Dems talk about "the Great Joe Biden" last night. There were very few Biden lovers in a room full of liberals. At this stage trying to rally Democrats around him is embarrassing

I really don't need to see the stage 2 version of this Pokémon "The Nazi Charizard has literally fired Lesley Stahl, but it's bisexual, so that's fine."

A lot of people say summer is their favorite season and what I would say to that is that bugs are trying to get into your holes, they’re doing it right now

Ohhh no, we rooted too hard "Subtle political bias"

LOLOLOL i have a tattoo of the Mandalorian and Grogu and still haven't seen the movie 😆

I hope I live long enough to vote for her for President 💕

Our county was expecting a 60,000 person event and were unable to afford more than 350 toilets because it was costing half a million dollars. This is more evidence they are wasting our money

Someone just stood up, got on the mic, and complained that the show of hands vote we just did was an undervote and shouldn't count. If you don't like being involved in politics, fuck you. People are nuts, Democrats most of all.

My pet peeve. Stop fucking with people's food, let them eat

Schooner Tuna, the Tuna without the Gouging

What I will remember about Anthony Head is that he was willing to retake photos and resign autographs if you'd changed your name I will remember Anthony Head said Trans Rights

What the fuck is happening, man

Best I can do is light precipitation on a WB series

Most people voted against him in 2020 because they were tired of hearing him on the mic, and it may be difficult to convince me otherwise

HELL YEAH!!

No shit lol why pay for the cow when u get the milk for free

Going back to bed

Priests really can't have anything, I guess

Being Catholic is extremely normal. One day you’re reading a careful defense of human dignity in a world besieged by tech billionaires & warmongers written by the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church and the next day the bishop of DC has to tell a priest he can’t say UFOs are demons.

"Our movie studio's profits are cratering, what do we do?!" "Fire all the storyboard artists, they're nothing but freeloaders!" "Finally, a use for the magic wishes machine that the kids will just love!"

I really lost my shit over this last night. I actually was able to sleep. Apparently anger is soothing now

I find it comforting that the widely shared journalism industry experience “being canned by a moron boss brought in from outside by other morons” extends all the way up to 60 Minutes. Media is still a blue collar field after all.

Full statement of Scott Pelley after he's fired from CBS 60 Minutes, detailing the sort of corruption of journalism Bari Weiss has brought to CBS News:

I lived in this same town in 2020. You couldn't go to the gas station without being held up by crying women who wanted to know what we were supposed to do without him. So I want to be anywhere but here

I'm losing my fucking mind that he thinks demille commissioned those oil paintings for storyboards.

First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.

Here you go, imposter syndrome folks

WHY THE FUCK IS JANELLE MONÁE DOING AMAZON PRIME DAY COMMERCIALS

Pelley / Rather 28

He made them fire him, hell yeah.

If you told me Pelley never swore once during this I'd believe it. (Most professional tv presenters and journalists don't swear much in their private personal lives because it's not a compatible bad habit with the job.)

This is just so much money and I'm so sick of it. The nobody candidates in my rural-assed state make $30k this way. We don't have the capacity to grassroots-bootstrap-gumption our way out of this every 2 years.

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

every company from june 1st until june 30th

Happy Pride 🌈

Anyway our primaries aren't until the end of August so have fun, other states!

I'm begging y'all to go to Dems meetings if you want to casually bully liberals with facts. You can't head-on correct someone. The problem very much is that they are still relying on the first thing they read as being fact.

imagine losing the most winnable election in history because you ran as the more polite version of your opponent rather than running as the opponent of your opponent

June 1st

I see we're doing this shit again, this time out in the open during a midterm.

Man, I needed pants

There's a guy in the Senate named Whitehouse

The real American Dream is finding shit that's not yours and getting to keep it. We are a Finder's Keepers nation

tl,dr; Scientists no longer allowed to use federal funding to publish, attend meetings, or talk to the public. They cannot collaborate internationally. Grants can be cancelled for any reason, at any time, political appointees have a final say over what gets funded, and who gets funded.