People don't long for "inconvenience." They long for permanence. And though streaming services may be convenient, people are waking up to the fact that we are paying rent-seeking middle men month after month for things we will never actually own.

it's called the odyssey because everything that happens is odd at sea

they can't stop you from being cute on the beach

can't request being tied to a medieval torture rack on the workplace display screen equipment assessment form, we used to be a country, a proper country

there's a heatwave on but am i having even a slightly cooler shower? nope, not moving from the hottest setting possible because i am a little freak

can't sleep without the weight of heavy blankets crushing me, can't sleep with the weight of heavy blankets crushing me in this heat, i am braver than the troops

MOOLYMPICS

right, i'm so sick of hearing about everyone being so sick of hearing about the bird app or the other place or whatever, let's talk about sending me £50 immediately, link in bio

deadlifted 50kg, a new personal best as i miscalculated the weight, thought it was less but i won't make a big deal abou- I DEADLIFTED FIFTY KILOGRAMS AHHHHH

to be fair to my cat, how could anyone tell the difference between the bad strings (my charging cables) and the good strings (his one hundred string toys), hmmm? how, he asks you

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

once again shouting the good name of nivea protect & dry touch, not sticky, has barely a scent, dries quickly and invisibly, she's fabulous

look, i'm no fancy schmancy doctor but if people who are heavily tattooed have a baby together, the baby should come out also heavily tattooed

lou bega, being cornered by a slither of highly venomous snakes: no, wait! i said MAMBO number five!

channel 4 is currently running adverts for below deck with a censored edit of i'm on a boat by the lonely island, and the way "i'm on a boat (i'm on a boat), i'm on a boat, take a good hard look at the boat" cracks me up every time

wish someone cared about me as much as these apps think i care that someone has posted on lemon8 or threads, i hate it here

ominous

oh i really hope i do

in the office, just washed my hands and i don't have any hand moisturiser

the boys has reached its last season finale (no spoilers please) and the character i will miss most of all is billy butcher's terrible accent, barely an attempt was made

me and my friends will kill talking gmail with hammers, i can tell you that much

shaved my head, did my morning affirmations, did a mobility stretch, and now colours are brighter and sounds are sharper, i really am a simple creature

you know what, blackstreet feat. dr dre and queen pen were right: no diggity, no doubt

shoutout to my cat who woke up from his nap to lick his butthole on camera while i was on a video call with my therapist

bake off but one of the bakers is actually made of cake and the other bakers all have to guess and agree on which baker is made of cake

four in a bed but one of the contestants is pretending to be a b&b owner and has to run a fake b&b and the contestants all have to guess and agree on who is the fake

think that we should rejoin the EU slowly, county by county starting from the south coast, just to see how it feels

POV 10 Hours Of Pointing At Literally Anyone And Anything While Yelling THAT'S BRITISH

tried tajin on mango for the first time and bloody hell i'll be rubbing this stuff into my gums ooohhhhh

me, if i was a pirate: pickle me onions!

if they do a mcdonalds toy tie-in, they should rename it the achilles' meal

sometimes reading a book is carrying it from room to room and not actually reading the book at all

as someone who is not white, not male, and not an actor, i am the obvious choice to be the next james bond

if you see something that looks a bit off, a bit weird, a bit odd, somewhat out of the ordinary, a little strange, downright peculiar, or quite frankly bizarre, speak to a member of staff or text british transport pol

a very brave beebee had his first checkup at the local vet, everyone say well done beebee

I was annoyed that I couldn't find a database of David Attenborough documentaries where I could search for a specific episode by topic. So I made it. attenborough-100.vercel.app

misunderstood and now i've got plumbism

a reminder for mental health awareness week, and literally any other week too

writing smut! in the library

turning your comments off on a terrible post and deleting any negative comments on other posts are surely the acts of a sensible person with decent morals

my son is mad at me because i won't let him finish eating his new favourite chew toy: a silicone spatula

gotta call the fire brigade, fresh out of the shower and i've put a brand new sports bra on backwards, does 999 have an urgent priority queue

we are watching da boyz

watched all of the first series of rivals as soon as it was out and i've only just realised that alex hassell was translucent in the boys series one, if i had a nickel for every tv show i've seen this man naked in etc

ever since i stepped off the bus at the bus stop outside the fish and chip shop, i have deeply wanted fish and chips, however the gods of the reduced-to-clear aisle saw fit to grant me cod fillets for a third of the price

really trying to wrap my head around caffe nero's tagline "give your favourite booklover a gift beyond words" for its nero book awards books, can a book be beyond words? it's filled with them! on many pages!

a gravestone that reads: although every care has been taken to remove bones, some may remain

caught someone watching me in the mirror at the gym doing the same exercise as me but they were on a heavier weight and purely through blinking and nodding, they showed me how to adjust my posture for better movement, i love the gym, i love it!!!

beebee, a silly weird little guy, watching me, a silly weird little guy, scrolling through all the silly weird little guys