Yoinking this from the discord:

holy shit this docket is already a wild ride, i can’t wait to dive into the filings

guys this actually isnt funny and we shouldnt laugh. judges only use bolded text for emphasis when they are *extremely* suspicious

-the president sets up the slush fund for "victims of DOJ weaponization" -no one knows who would have standing to sue 😱 -1 week later: 5 of his "enemies" are declared to be exactly such victims, becoming eligible for the fund -if denied *theyll* likely have standing the writers on USA r rly cookin

A total ban on discussing trans people, trans issues, etc. is the far bigger attack here, not just something to go "it also bans..." about, you know?

@hawkstar5.bsky.social get in here

this is my entire timeline rn trek.epicrandomness.com

I had fun testifying before members of Congress today! They—and, more importantly, we—don’t have to tolerate an unchecked Court that blows up the Voting Rights Act or allows rank corruption to sap our government.

this is literally just Mallory Jansen's face. She played an AI/android in Agents of SHIELD back in 2017. Im not crazy right? Like thats the same face? She should fucking sue

This guy quote-posted me and said I was crazy for saying that the fascist tech VCs talk about putting GLP-1s in the water supply. (They do.) This is an issue I have had for more than a decade, which is that people think *I* am crazy when I accurately describe what the tycoons are saying or doing.

1st thought: yes! its not over for Abrego Garcia and his family, but I'm so happy for the win 2nd thought: oh my god the government actually lost a motion to dismiss for vindictive prosecution?? im told this happens approximately...*checks notes* never? keep the Ls comin, DOJ!

Turns out when House Republicans called for today's hearing on "a threat to the Supreme Court’s legitimacy," they weren't talking about its centuries-spanning track record of replacing 'Rule By The People' with 'Rule By Well-Connected White Guys Named John'? ballsandstrikes.org/court-reform...

"Titus Kaphar makes painstaking copies of historical paintings and then alters them—with a whitewash, tar, by shredding or binding the canvas, by making paintings behind the paintings— to expose hidden truths." The Myth of Benevolence, 2014 Titus Kaphar www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-...

Reality bath from @gelliottmorris.com: Given Biden approval rating & inflation/consumer sentiment, "the surprise of the [2024] election is that Harris did as well as she did...the Dem nominee was on track to lose the popular vote by 4 points. She lost by 1.5." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-dnc-au...

Here’s a video from the same podcast as linked in my previous post where you can hear the audio too. I love this because it really lays bare how LLMs fool us - but really they’re just slotting words into linguistic patterns that we’re familiar with. Genres like a podcast or LinkedIn post.

You might have heard about the legal case involving the DOJ sending subpoenas to blue state hospitals for private medical records of trans children. For my newsletter, I went long on the Texas judge enabling this fuckery. www.burnsnotice.com/this-federal...

Hey folks: read Can We Still Govern to get a jump on what will be published in the NY Times months later! Running a discount on subscriptions this week. donmoynihan.substack.com

this is literally just Mallory Jansen's face. She played an AI/android in Agents of SHIELD back in 2017. Im not crazy right? Like thats the same face? She should fucking sue

[Sickos]: Yes!! Ha ha! Yes!!! 🧵

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO

NEW: The transcript of today's sealed hearing in the "Broadview Six" case IS IN. Read it here: cst.brightspotcdn.com/95/75/a403b7...

To be fair this is basically how these guys win elections.

we have an elite impunity problem (globally, but the US is certainly no exception) and nothing will get better until we deal with this

The Broadview Six case was one of the highest-profile federal prosecutions from Midway Blitz. It targeted 6 people for their participation in a protest outside the Broadview, IL ICE facility on 9/26/2025. The original indictment was filed last October, then fell apart over the course of 6 months.

In the 1790s, Democratic-Republicans spent hundreds of newspaper pages criticizing Federalists' conduct in front of grand juries for Sedition Act indictments and they never allege conduct anywhere near as improper as this.

Even after being ordered to turn over the grand jury transcript, it turns out that the government was like "oh ha ha ha no, we didn't think you wanted ALL of it"

The attorney leading the case at this point became aware of the misconduct almost a month ago, but instead of immediately dismissing the case, spent that month harrying and harassing the defendants. bsky.app/profile/jons...

To keep people up to date: six people who exercised their first amendment rights had their lives overturned and were forced to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in attorneys fees because of clear prosecutorial misconduct.

2/ grand jurors even if you don’t think this is a crime, trust me. I know, it’s a crime. Take my word for it. So after having booed the no true bill jurors and vouch for the case to the remaining ones they got the indictment. The remaining part I’m a little fuzzy on. But it seems like the …

So if I’m understanding it the outlines of the prosecutorial misconduct in the Broadview Six case is this. They tried three times to get an indictment. After they failed the second time they simply booted the grand jurors who didn’t think the conduct was a crime. Then they told the remaining …

The US Attorney found this out over a month ago and didn’t disclose to the court or the Defense. I’m flabbergasted he really tried to turn in a heavily redacted grand jury transcript with missing pages while still pushing through with charges

they did this and then had the AUDACITY to call defense "histrionic" for pointing out "mounting national distrust in the Department of Justice’s use of the grand jury process.” HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE US OF DOING THE THING THAT WE DEFINITELY DID

"histrionically" HE SAID KNOWING HE ENGAGED IN UNPRECEDENTED GRAND JURY MISCONDUCT

1. This is huge. Kat Abughazaleh, Andre Martin, Michael Rabbitt, Cat Sharp, Brian Straw, and Jocelyn Walsh fought a fascist prosecution and won 2. This should not be over. We should know everything about what happened and people should lose more than their jobs evanstonnow.com/feds-to-dism...

this isn’t a troll, they’ve got a good case for standing and might be able to take the whole thing down. We are entering heretofore unknown galaxies of Finding Out

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

IANAL but moving to ask the judge to look at the Grand Jury transcripts seems like the new One Weird Trick to get DOJ to drop charges against protesters

Also the part where it's like: Defense: Judge, read the redactions. Court: Meh, I will but it's probably just IT stuff. *Two days later...* Court: Every goddamn lawyer who had anything to do with these redactions get your asses into court now! DoJ: Urrm, we're just gonna dismiss the charges...

Kat Abughazaleh has the chance to do the funniest thing

Looks like the indictment is being dismissed due to clear misconduct by DOJ before the grand jury, including vouching for witnesses and ex parte communication with the jury

Amid the news that federal prosecutors are tossing the remaining misdemeanor charges against the 4 remaining "Broadview Six" defendants (who initially faced felony conspiracy charges over a 9/26/2025 anti-ICE protest), one of the defendants, Oak Park trustee Brian Straw, has issued a statement:

Here's @jonseidel.bsky.social breaking news report, with background below —> chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

The Rhode Island trans kids case saw O'Connor reaching across the country into New England on behalf of Trump's DOJ. It's a brazen example of judicial overreach. www.burnsnotice.com/this-federal...

Kat Abu, come on down and get your weaponization of justice slush fund payment

im gonna need @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social to get hands on this transcript and do a thread, please. this is a "you know it smells crazy in there" situatuation, but for federal court hearings

hey quick question WHAT THE FUCK????