imagine if trump bought his wife from fastvenia

if u ever wanna get a lil creeped out just for fun search images of bonobos n notice they all have distinct recognizable faces they can make some p wacky ones too

The Trump administration has authorized the continued use of cancer-causing pesticide atrazine. Atrazine is banned in more than 60 countries.

*Me at the bar flirting* "That's right, my package is 94% faster than normal"

senator van hollen: mr attorney general you are acting today like the presidents personal attorney and that is the whole problem

Anon reviewer told us to cite more of my work:

More war. Pardoning felons. Bowing to MAGA. Corporate and Centrist Democrats are insufferable and complicit cowards. Vote them out. Vote in progressives and leaders with an actual spine. Thats the only way we are actually stopping MAGA fascism. 2/2

In last 24 hours •Iran War Powers resolution fails 212-212 because Centrist Democratic Rep Jared Golden votes with Trump •Democratic CO Gov Jared Polis gives clemency to 2020 convicted felon Tina Peters for election fraud •VA Democratic trifecta govt rejected by SCOTUS to allow VA redistricting 1/2

that was a smart move of her to cry out then

classic left-wing hypocrisy. @katmabu.bsky.social CLAIMS to be woke, yet cheered when her charges were dismissed with PREJUDICE.

eat shit you fucking clowns congrats to @katmabu.bsky.social on no longer having to deal with this particular line of bullshit

They don't even have the balls to uphold voter approved redistricting, they'll cave on this too.

*unzipping my pants* well if you insist

make america bate again

too many people right now

i think the really unfortunate truths many of us struggle to accept about fetterman 1) he was a fluke 2) our system offers us no way to avoid politicians who govern opposite to their campaign 3) no channel to seek remuneration for damages 4) all we get is "next election bro"

good lord

more like the dnc 2024 audacity amirite

"Biden’s DOJ prosecuted the contractor, who got the max: 5 years in prison." just sit with this one for a little while

the kars4kids scandal and how long it went on (and is still going in 49 states) really does show how little due diligence we put into charity as a society writ large we cast our well wishes into the void for our own satisfaction or worse for the tax deduction

hey yall our semiannual civil war reenactment with the gop went super swell haha we love the power of friendship dont we children

with friends like this who needs enemas

TRUMP ON IRAN WAR: IM NAZIING A WAY OUT OF THIS

Lander keeps putting his body on the line for immigrants at their hearings. Seems like a real mensch. Hope he wins.

no one: guy standing behind trump: 🫃

The part where you keep replying, bro.

hey! leave him alone, he's 8 months pregnant.

Cocaine has done infinitely more for the arts and education than AI ever will.

Ms Rachel and Mychal the librarian are out here trying to shut down a child jail. Let this be inspiration to others to do the same.

ok sure yeah ill take that except this guy is a republican ew

the funniest small bit of poetic justice is steroids cursing bezos with meathead voice

god this is beautiful

Call it incompetence, sure—better to call it deception at this point. Not a big leap from this to conclude that the party simply didn't want any spotlights digging around the consultant class and the over $1 billion spent, and they miffed this intentionally to protect their lucrative contracts.

now THIS is a cursed post

She's turning out to be just as awful as her detractors suggested. She is basically half-Republican and only preferable to a full Republican. Democrats: barely clearing a one inch high bar for 30 years and counting!

dont matter how trash the autopsy at the very least we got proof the pressure is startin to cook martin

NO 👏 MORE 👏 CIA 👏 AGENTS

Dems have spent the last decade bitching about the voters and somehow all the same voters keep showing up to the next election instead of 200 million new people, funny how that works

an autopsy isnt like a thing you can only attempt once and has to be before the next midterm

as sam seder would say it paints a second order bleak portrait

is anyone not under the impression the incompetency is part of the coverup. according to ken martin they didnt allocate any funds to this and thats his one job

They did, and it's wrong on loads of factual statements, never mentions gaza/israel at all, it unironically looks like they handed it to a college student and gave them a week to do it. There are factual errors about how many people voted where and what states Kamala won. I am not kidding lol.

iiiiiim warming up to it a bit actually kidding kidding 😅 obviously he will never be subjected to it

Wildly underreported fact, especially from Bezos himself: the Post Office— that thing you pay for with tax dollars—handles “last mile” delivery of more than a BILLION Amazon packages a year. Roughly 15 percent of the entire USPS’s activity is servicing Amazon.

🤣😍

colonize an idea! anyone can do it

Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

majority report clocked his ass 12 years ago

Why is this Tumblr post written on faded papyrus