the back button on bluesky desktop is like a roulette of the recent past

When assembling your dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully.

jk rowling ass german name

what the fuck

Harris Bomberguy ghosted a neurodivergent YouTuber and then vagueposted about it and I'm making the moldy breadtube everyone's problem Cooper

I keep thinking about what shit like this means for birds, too.

theres PFAS in floss dude fucking kill me

I jerked him now

i just flew in from handjob island and boy are my arms tired

thats so awesome 😆

owned

you could even say we are a lowtax speedrun society

cant wait to be a sandwich

smotrich looks like koopa kid

BREAKING: VA Gov Abigail Spanberger just vetoed a bill that would ban ICE from making warrantless arrests inside of courthouses. VA Dems have the House, the Senate, and the Governorship. They have all the power and still under a Corporate Centrist Democrat, align with fascist ideology.

im so sick of this party dude not only that im so sick of people not being sick of it

lmao at spanberger vetoing weed. weed's always a fun one because people talk about "you can't be so radical or pushy, you gotta get people on your side, you gotta get the votes, build a coalition" and people advocating for weed accomplished all that. years ago. and it still gets "actually fuck you"

veto season gets ugly when you have a brazenly careerist republican governor and a divided general assembly. turns out it also gets ugly when you have a brazenly careerist democratic governor and a wholly democratic general assembly she arrogantly refused to liaise with all session!

spanberger putting up olympic qualifying times in the resistlib hero-to-gogirlgiveusnothing.png speedrun

closed primary + sore loser law is some jank shit war against independents

lowkey what jeeps me going

they are TRASHING spanberger on the other site why cant we have that here

this is insensitive to those of us who recreationally have sex with burning beehives

Thank you Applebee

I left Virginia exactly five years ago and I still hate that place with my entire soul. It's a +10 Dem state that still elects Mark Warner and freaks like Vindman and the CIA governor.

it sucks too because its not like we can ignore the scapegoating such a depressingly effective tactic particularly because the only opposition caters to the most selfish risk averse people who can only call themselves well intentioned by comparison

disc horse welcome to the hashtag resistance

all right keisha ready to lance some bottoms

am i allowed to reskeet this

cory booker on new york mayoral race endorsement: sorry but i must stay focused on my own state of new jersey cory booker on the michigan fist: give me that I WANT THAT

Don’t really care if you use DoorDash or not but you should have Catholic Guilt about it

Mod algorithm can detect a 10-pixel titty in the background of a Bosch painting but lets this one go. It understands the bit. "Got me good," it thinks, chuckling

I also believe the following 3 things: 1) Fuck Nazis 2) Fuck Israel 3) Fuck You

good lord threads and the post was in french i didnt ask for french

little strange he didnt do it earlier 🤨

I see his point. Zero times two is still zero.

NEW: A California DA was prosecuting Stanford students for felonies over pro-Palestine protests. Bolts reported back in February that he was fundraising off these cases. Learning this, defense attorneys dug more, & filed a motion to force Rosen off the case for bias. A judge just removed him:

spanberger burning all her good will quicker than walz

BREAKING: Sen. Ed Markey calls for Trump's impeachment.

it is totally normal for landlords to have unfettered access to the entirety of their tenants living space and once again i am suggesting that maybe millions of people shouldnt have to live like that in america

Barney Frank died. You're going to hear a lot of eulogizing for him this week, but I am going to remind everyone that he was oddly obsessed with trans women's penises for some reason.

Doordash only became essential after women joined the workforce, leaving men no other way to obtain food. But nobody wants to talk about that

Lmao

being the first anything in america is so awesome make a name for yourself get a free pass to suck in all other aspects. republicans cant pull it off because they have to suck in all aspects

God, it's so annoying to see posts from people talking about how awesome he was when he literally used his dying breath to go after trans people, a continuation of decades of being an antagonist.

A man who was jailed for more than a month over his Facebook post about Charlie Kirk’s assassination has won an $835,000 settlement