Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you? Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

BRO, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!

hey how about fuck no

oh my god the hakeem interview

POV: you’ve fucked up somehow

The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.

online arguments aren’t about convincing the other party. they’re about establishing a psychosexual dominance over them that will burden them every time they see your posts from that point forward.

why question power when you could turn against your fellow man

my brother in christ are you seriously bringing out "the president can't do that" in anno domini two thousand and twenty six?

If there was a single mention in the files that remotely rhymed with Biden or Obama, they’d have all the pitchforks out. Trump is in there literally over a million times and they’re unsure if it means anything. They’re irredeemably broken people.

wait fr? 👀

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

concern troll eugenics

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

I see that only a tiny fraction of you, my Bluesky friends, also follow @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social on here. Why not go follow right now? My guess is the more eyeballs we get here, the more attention we can give Bluesky relative to other social media platforms!

thank you, algorithm

dramaaaa✨

so tired of the 2 most powerful factions in my country competing 2c whos the lamest ass

for the longest time a pet peeve of mine was taking a screenshot of a tweet/skeet/threat and it gets stuck with that ugly ass "follow" "follow back" "subscribe" etc button on the top right. i used tricks to get around it when i could but im glad all 3 platforms finally caught on at the same time

Motion to portmanteau “phone number” to phumber.

again this is the stuff *they are proactively letting us see to shut us up*

extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”

AI for the Straight Guy

Ancient Grease at its territorial peak

like so

the genocide

i dont think it's talked about nearly enough that freaks at this level are primarily motivated by whether or not they'll be invited to stupid bullshit like this than they are by money or civil rights positions

What side is this guy on?

it's neoliberalism when i throw the boomerang, it's fascism when i lose all my teeth

distinctly american center-left misunderstanding of power, that the democratic party is something we need to support, no matter what they say or do, just because they're the Less Worse option – that WE are failing THEM but not posting (?) enough (?) about how much we love them – is so peculiar

sports fans at least have the dignity to hate the owners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to think about it as "sports fan brain" but here's the thing: Sports fans are *allowed* to rage at their team when they're on a losing streak and making really stupid management decisions.

strangely enormous numbers of people think that criticizing the democratic party on this website somehow resulted in or will result in destroying the party's electoral chances. bizarre!!!

If you think more people in this country don’t vote than vote for either party because of the things communists say on the World Wide Web you have carbon monoxide poisoning and should get a monitor immediately

Endless network of monsters rapists and pedophiles all protecting and propping up one another

duvall is more important i think

pronouncing the dhs like the deeches

oh well thats cool good to know thanks

What in the sloppy bullsh*t? #Reddit #Meta #Google #Discord #DHS gizmodo.com/reddit-meta-...

delete your reddit, meta, and google accounts they’re helping the fascists without even being told to

lol just saw someone say "we will not reward those responsible for their illegal actions" is a less cool way of saying "we don't negotiate with terrorists"

when life gives you demons, make demonade

psa: the medical rumors, true or not, only benefit trump

I don't mean to kink shame but yelling that Gavin Newsom deserves all our support in 2028 is public masturbation as a self-soothing mechanism to avoid confronting Trump's attempts to subvert the entire electoral process here, now, in 2026

I think worrying about 2028 is pointless and, franky, stupid. Because we've got so much work ahead to try to ensure there *IS A 2028* first.