im not gonna post the others here for obvious reason but the next ones in the thread go: "put a maga hat on her" "have her arm holding the cookie extended in a roman salute" genuinely a nightmare for any popular woman (or just any woman or girl or person) on x dot com

when the fajitas come out sizzlin

The rollout of Tony Dokoupil's rebooted "CBS Evening News" is not going over well inside the network. It's a "total disaster," as one insider put it. Or a "total shit show," as another told me. Much more in @status.news: www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...

Bari Weiss: I'm a free thinker. I named my publication the Free Press. My ideas are too dangerous for you squishy liberals Bari Weiss' CBS News: It's another beautiful day in Donald Trump's flawless paradise

I'm going to see No Other Choice ✌️🎞️

If they do decide to invade at least we’ll get a warning bc someone will absolutely place a suspiciously large bet on one of these sites right before

I asked grok to put me in a bikini and it said no

Just how bad is Grok's nonconsensual porn problem? Musk's AI chatbot is generating another sexualized image of someone without their permission every single minute:

New with @regret.bsky.social: Grok’s creation of harmful “undress” images is relentless. Even today, after days of scrutiny, Grok was churning out ‘bikini’ and underwear images of women every few seconds. Researchers estimate that Grok has become the biggest creator of sexualized deepfake images

Thor (Benson) will return in Avengers: Doomsday

The guy who named Iceland and Greenland

they are completely serious about this and may legitimately shatter every post-WW2 relationship with Europe over trying to take over an island that wants nothing to do with us

I don't think we should throw out NATO so that we can own an island full of polar bears

It's funny how Zohran's tactic appears to be showing up to things that are well-known problems and going "wait why haven't we fixed this yet"

‘Journalists and their news organizations can show their patriotism by doing their jobs of seeking the truth, no matter who it offends.’ Via @sulliview.bsky.social margaretsullivan.substack.com/p/should-the...

You guys are being awfully somber on Mr. Bean's birthday

fuck outta here

Someone asked me to comment on the anniversary of Jan 6. I will consider having comments on it….should it ever end. We are very much still reaching for the nadir of this reclamation. No time yet for historicizing it. Still trying to survive it.

Get their asses, Tim

Five year anniversary of Mitt Romney laser eyes

Did he rub his face on the White House walls or something

“These people should all be prosecuted someday.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... must read piece by @thorbenson.bsky.social

Don't threaten me with a good time

Nice article by @thorbenson.bsky.social about the consequences of the U.S. rejection of renewable energy www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

There we go. That there’s a headline.

should probably be a bigger deal that the vice president's favorite intellectual is a dull nazi bsky.app/profile/leah...

Venezuela’s government is arresting journalists and sending paramilitary forces to suppress anyone who is too happy about Maduro's removal giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... via @FT

Today is a good day to say fuck you to Mitch McConnell. He could have ended this

just a reminder of the initial, in the moment, right wing reaction to jan 6 my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641

It's been five years since the FBI or antifa or brave heroes did a tour of the Capitol or rioted, and it was all a hoax, but we love them and pardoned them

From the co-author of How Democracies Die:

A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:

As someone who was opposed to the Iraq War before it began, I remember vividly watching the Mission Accomplished speech, alarmed that it seemed as though Bush was seeing no downside for his defiant, norm-breaking invasion. But shit changed. Because shit changes, in unpredictable ways.

Turning on the news to Stephen Miller shrieking “I WANT GREENLAND BECAUSE ITS MINE. ITS MY TURN TO HAVE IT” like one of those spoiled rich kids in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory feels so deeply embarrassing

I wrote about a terrible year for the climate for @rollingstone.com

"The Monroe Doctrine was a policy born of US weakness and discarded as soon as the US became a world power" should be something that all journalists know

I live by the Puddy Rule, as I call it, which is that eating a high quantity of a snack is a meal

As a Canadian-American.... jesus christ

This feels like malicious compliance

Watch this:

No, that's correct

I wrote section 230 to protect user speech, not a company's own speech. I've long said AI chatbot outputs are not protected by 230 and that it is not a close call. Given that the Trump administration is going to the mat to protect pedophiles, states should step in to hold Musk and X accountable.

Let's do the fucking news. What was that? Not doing the news?

There are several videos on social media tonight showing heavy gunfire in Caracas this evening. Working to geolocate. Will share videos here.

OUT: Helping you pay for health care. IN: Helping oil companies pay for their infrastructure in a foreign country.

Uh-oh. According to the Encyclopaedia Britannica, we're going to have to take the U.K., Spain, part of France and western Africa if we're doing this hemisphere thing

this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy