I study fascism. I've done a pee pee in my diapy

tfw you're in space

yeah that would cause some delays lol. good job, you nuked your reputation because you fired your workers instead of working with them to make their workplace better

lol I think my flight to Bosnia this weekend is exempt from the flight cancelation bullshit happening with the shutdown WHEW WHEW WHEW

I'm so tired of seeing Graham Platner's nipples

their economic policy positions are unpopular so they have to rely on culture war issues, which has worked in the past for them, up to a point

NEW TWINGY "there's even a "welcome jingle" developed with Jean-Michel Jarre when you get in" this car was made for me

women may not have "destroyed" the west but they DID destroy the spaghetti western industry. you couldn't make blazing saddles today, because of women

According to a person familiar with jury lunches

it's 40% off for bisexuals

There is no universe in which this is something that should have been published. They should have taken this writer aside and gotten them some help. I don't even say that flippantly. This is someone who is going through something.

it's true, women ruin everything. especially my bitch ex-wife Deborah

I went to Beast Land and the feastables gave me giardia and I didn't know until I went on the roller coaster and I found out very quickly, as did everyone sitting behind me

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

please help Sahar and her little ones if you can 🖤 🫶 sharing helps too!! it helps a lot.

a funny thing about having a whole ass apothecary in my house with like 50 questionably labeled jars full of herbs and substances is that sometimes I find a jar with mystery powder in it and I try tasting it and it only gives me more questions than answers

my king

sandwich check (scrapple egg and cheese with sweet peppers)

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

stopping at subway on my way to the ICE rally to get a delicious sandwich with onions and mustard

he and I ended up reuniting in the funniest way. I was on the board of a national student org in college after co-founding a statewide student association in Jersey & it turned out he became a member through the NJ org & he was at the annual legislative conference. like reunited thru organizing shit

I was an honors student but also a menace. there was this really crotchety Spanish teacher I hated so I terrorized her class. my friend and I would throw shit at each other when she was turned away and one time I threw my whole binder at him lmao

in high school I did a hoax by putting up flyers everywhere for a "mandatory lice check" in the auxiliary gym at a time and date, complete with clipart of a kid getting lice checked so it really looked like something a teacher would make lmao. lil stinker hours

songs for your thursday

they cut it from the livestream but at the Zohran victory party during his speech, he said "for everyone with sincerity in their heart...." and did a call-and-response recitation of the Shahada

The Hunger (1983, d. Tony Scott)

two draculas kissing

post covid booster T+3.0 and I'm feeling great lmfao not for long

this reply on r/disney to a thread called "A while ago I made a timeline of Goofy's life based off Goof Troop and the movies. I recently found it again and wanted to share." is the best shit i have ever read

After injections kill an actor, 'butt lady' is sentenced for murder

People will be mad at me for saying this, but I think we have to do it. Nothing is more important for the future of this country, and indeed humanity, than the app that makes you schizophrenic and helps you forget how to learn. The juice is worth the squeeze.

please help Lubna and her little ones if you can 🫶🫶 sharing helps too, they are suffering

I just need to take a moment to express my appreciation for the algorithm for gifting me with this video

you are now aware and cognizant of the great Magnifico. my gift to yous

this is my go to sleep álbum

this is where I post from

Trump Wet Mouth ASMR

do u like my new print

it looks like a @slammer.bsky.social original

this Rockwell painting (Elect Casey, 1958) captures the essence of Cuomo losing twice and all of his billionaire friends abandoning him lol

does anyone happen to have an archived recording of the Cuomo election night party that PBS streamed? I click on all the links and it's been shortened to just his concession speech and I was gonna go through it and tabulate his weird ass playlist & analyze its blatant sex pesty vibes but now I CAN'T

I hope everybody knows that when we say Woke 2 we actually mean Reconstruction 3: The Reckoning and it ends with us finally executing the slavers and Nazis and capitalists. I think everybody gets it tho right?

when I'm right I'm right. woke 2 baby it's here

we love our big boys around here

I swear to god if I can't get to Bosnia because of these pedo-shielding shitmunchers

was talking to my pharmacist about how much worse at driving all the cameras and driving automation shit is making people, and more generally how outsourcing your directional/navigational knowledge (and knowledge in general) is making us dumber and less capable

I love it when people who don't live in the states try to lecture people on here all about how zohran's policies won't work. you're helping! be the change, babyeee