mf said "privatize the moon"

MONK CRIME

wake up babe new cybertruck crash photo dropped

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”

@andrewathias.bsky.social posted on twt that he was one of the grass people. He said the requirements were “Be between 5'7 and 6'0, have an athletic build, and be able to wear a 50 lb costume for 5+ hours”

hahahahahhaha fuck the patriots

bushes are people too

the time I photobombed the news after the Seahawks won in 2014

I always think about how they make two versions of each "super bowl champions" team merch and the merch from the team that loses gets shipped to impoverished countries as clothing donations

I need one of these costumes please

NEW TAIPEI yellow5.com/pokey

it's so non-specific that I feel like they drafted this for him before the halftime show even happened

lmao @ Ring trying to launder its image by saying "it can help find lost pets!!!"

Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.

can we ask Raphael when It will Happen

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

America is in its slop era

real food, such as Ear

too bad we don't have Charlie Kirk here complaining about how he couldn't understand the lyrics lmao

INCREDIBLE set design, my god

SOOOOO GOOOOOOD

Unlimited jihad on all sports gambling apps

it'll be hard to top the Kendrick halftime show (he's also like one of my favorite musicians ever) but I'm excited for the Bad Bunny one

Seeing Dunkin’ ad:

I hate AI so fucking much man

So I asked what happened to your [activists] and she said "I [stake them out] but they keep [getting arrested at hotels]" so I said "It sounds like you're just feeding [activists to the feds]" and then her daughter started crying

imagining a football player with a tattoo on his arm that's a big heart with a football inside it

HAHAHAHAHAHA

actually I blame Krassensteinian liberal brainrot for trump winning

the time I photobombed the news after the Seahawks won in 2014

I have eaten the ferments that were in the ice box and which you were probably saving for the Super Bowl Forgive me they were delicious so wet and so old

so much of our present misery is just a giant, prolonged backlash to integration

Conservative Finally Understands Allyship After Attending Pro-Billionaire Rally

Most people know Aella from the gang bang thing, but the one sleeper post she has is spending Christmas Day running a poll + debating the ethics of hiring a sex worker for a terminally ill child, even raising the possibility of it being another child. Like that’s how she spent Christmas

all this winter olympics stuff is making me bummed I didn't have time to go see the abandoned bobsled track in sarajevo

That sign says "We <3 Jeffrey Epstein"

BRO IT'S AELLA GIRL LMFAOOOOO

this website is telling me to shove a pill down the throat of an "imaginary cat" to practice

"meats and ferments" bro talks like an alien who's here to eat humans and is trying desperately to hide it

this is what Briahna Joy Gray thinks cooking is

I just posted my fourth full-length YouTube video!!! It's a roundup of incidents involving drunk ICE agents (and CBP, and others). Please please please watch, like, and share!!! I worked very hard on it and I hope you enjoy it

ICE agent yelling "I just quit my job!!!" with great excitement. via r/EyesOnICE

we need to get back to doing this, as a society

I love when someone's hootin and hollerin outside my house. doesn't matter if it's jubilant or angry. it makes the place feel alive

why do redditors all act like they're moderators. most obnoxious genre of internet user

LIFE IN THE VAST LANE Upon birth, the North American cumulonimbus cloud rolls down from the Rocky Mountains, and from there, ever eastward into its notorious adult form, scraping along the troposphere with its anvil-like plumage. Cloudforms throughout... www.greaterrealityarea.net/life-in-the-...

me when i’m drunk driving my kids around Florida during my unfolding divorce

I submit to you the new motto of DHS, put this on a patch