the opposite of a death threat is a death treat

one time I had to greet the Klob at an event and I said hi and she replied with "and YOU are????" in the bitchiest tone ever lol (which is her normal tone I guess)

maybe the real Pizzagate was the friends we made along the way

liberals dismissing all disagreement as “trolling” means they never have to do the work of defending their politics, or even examining them with any rigor. relaxing!

NOT eating 37 olives out of the jar while standing in front of the refrigerator at 1:34am bc I would have to Decant first

neolithic pig pot bf, 1900s rat purse gf

happy Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil everybody

Walk it off

her quirked up colorful hair is leftist stolen valor

the awful Harris and Newsom socials make a lot more sense when you realize that Democratic staffers are just theater kids but for politics

yeah I'm "into" data security and infosec

the kids are roleplaying ISIS on roblox

all this kamala "headquarters 67" shit is making me reminisce (derogatory) about this, lol. thread

to that, one could only ask "how do we get rid of rich people as a whole?"

I love that we can all have our disagreements but when push comes to shove, there's one thing we can unite on: dunking on the ICE agent who looks like an early aughts post-punk dude

ok tone down the charisma pal they’ll send you to the asylum

every time I try to film a video I have to be like 200% more annoying

you'd think he'd try to get a job with Interpol

I'm wearing the boot cardigan. it has 3d laces sticking out of it

I'm working on a full-length youtube video that's roundup of incidents involving drunk ICE/CBP agents. should be fun. should be out tomorrow

emailing [email protected] with "hello can I please be added to the Epstein files"

anyone remember this Warren staffer who got a tattoo to commemorate the campaign (their little rah rah slogan was "blood and teeth") and got it with a font that made it look like a neo Nazi tattoo lmao. and also how it looks like "blood and soil." and also that mural behind her

I just thought of the most nuclear fake discourse tweet imaginable

do datacenters next

tuned into a radio station in Novosibirsk, Siberia and they were playing MJ

not my ass reading this from the throne

when I'm in the bathroom and one of the cats forces his way through the door, it demonstrates vulnerabilities in my opsec

they should let me loose on them with some pliers

having a personality that's built around crypto but no crypto left..... is like having slurp juice without the apes.......

I mean!!!!

REAL men DONT POOP!!!

Be a real man - stay constipated and full of pee.

I just posted my latest short!!! it's about the new most demented manosphere guy imaginable who says it's a sign of WEAKNESS in MEN to USE THE PUBLIC TOILET youtube.com/shorts/0JXuP...

the "orbital data center" scam is such flagrant bullshit that I feel like it's just a venue to funnel saudi or oligarch money

this i very clearly the best piece of slop made to date. i have no idea what could possibly dethrone it, and i beg forgiveness for my behavior on that day

here's a bonus vid of me dancing to it

important point for people who work at or attend colleges and universities here

I'm gonna try filming three videos tonight lol wish me luck

I haven't drank in ten years (december 2025)

damn I wish it was easier to steal money from people :~)

Elon's taking the L (his Life)

lmaoooo he admitted he's despairing where everyone can see it

is it good when youtube clickbait educational channels are making videos like this

he looks like a cartoon character who got punched. if "getting your face rearranged" was literal