Fave posts are those that make me grunt with laughter and are also factually incorrect

Post skate, bit wavy late night meal prep - fennel and brie risotto, laid up till tomorrow then it gets divided up, breadcrumbed and shallow fried hell yeah

R3's Night Tracks just signed off with this, consistently top tier producers on this show

Spock; the Zurcher are an ancient race of spiritually bald centrists, almost wiped out in the space of a tuesday afternoon after a dozen Klingons got lunchtime drunk

had to take two detours to get out of Digbeth this evening as roads were blocked for filming that cap wankers TV show, i can exclusively reveal the new series will feature a shoot out at a gypsy camp and a very nice burgundy Daimler limo

Steelers? More like Rusters!!

You need one of these-

fly my pretties, fly!

Well it's certainly one method

Tony V wore his hair like this to conceal his headphones so he'd not be mistaken for a podcaster and put in the stocks

before any of my mob get on their high horse i think it's around 12yo in the UK too

cracking stuff

Have a moment with a Western Toad (Anaxyrus boreas). #herps

The regime has black sited Will stancil

This is found at Burghley House, the Tudor residence of Elizabeth I’s main enforcer / spymaster, William Cecil The ceiling painting is from a bit later (circa 1697) and is by Antonio Verrio…

My dusty horse

I guess I'll have to take a pop at Trump soon, inevitable like jury duty

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

[with the intonation used to describe a guy who got so hammered on an away day he shat himself on the coach] the *state* of Israel

[aged goth gesturing at a block of 'luxury apartments' where a venue used to be] " i remember when this were all fields ℴ𝒻 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒩ℯ𝓅𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒾𝓂 "

God bless you sir!

Lose a letter change a film - Rave of the Fireflies

Imagine her just busting this out in a pub garden

This lad's a brute, sounds like he's playing with mallets half the time

Nice

Crackin live Roky business

I have listened to precisely one (1) Beatle

find around and fuck out

I'm

Can Check - on offer in Waitrose the other day, don't know this one but not passing up a bargain Hell brau

[to the tune of My Jamaican Guy] 🎤 My verkakte goy

Cursed with being neither spiritually nor physically bald enough to listen to several lads in large headphones do politics banter

I'm watching Broken Arrow for precisely one Travolta line/delivery

Remembered there was a UK one of these a few years back, some lass in a huge Audi Q wagon pulled into supermarket bay and rolled straight over a McLaren

selecting the window seat and immediately closing the shade to protect my fellow passengers from witnessing the blasphemy of human flight

according to insurers in the thread, this is going to ruin her life for a *very* long time, good

yeah, finding 6 guillotines

It’s the freakin weekend

The turkey is named Tinsel 🥲

Here's my take on Bad Bunny - I've only watched his Tiny Desk and the Superbowl half time and he smashed both those diametrically opposed briefs real hard, so he's a legit pop star as far as I'm concerned

Instant reaction - predictable but did expect the wknd to rate so highly

Mate asked me to bid on an amp as the seller had blocked him (lmao) so I'm giving it a spin before he picks up, nice to see home grown cottage industry products like this still soldiering on, a little artisan something for the enthusiast that isn't divorce money

So this Mr Beast character, popular with the Represent Owners Club hoodie demographic? Them his lads?

More like the Castlemaine XXXX Files amirite M8

Obeying the law is not related to his job

Not a day passes without the words of my old head of 6th form rattling thru my bonce - "you must remember, 8 out of 10 people are thick as pigshit"

Went skating at DIY last night, unusually there was a trio of very young beginners there, parents usually err on caution when they see fully grown blokes hairing about the place but these kids were off the leash careering around, a constant hazard in your peripheral vision. Sure enough..

haha i'm blocked by that 'why' guy too, had no idea i was on any lists