Already annoyed by the ubiquity of those ugly ass pink Nike boots at this tournament

For Sale - Baby Hitler, never killed

We need all the good news stories we can get rn

This world cup is a showcase for amazing US stadia if nothing else

Cape Verde's one thousand year old keeper having the game of his life

both teams should have to shotgun a can of stella in the hydration break

hey i'm also an official partner of the FIFA World Cup 2026™️ but i'm not making a big song and dance about it ok

ME: (secretly 200,000 bees in a human suit) oh no! that's terrible news, whatever will i do

Late night listen to Mother of Curses while ivory coast and Ecuador have a woodwork hitting contest

Literally said "why do they keep lobbing crosses in against that giant defence" seconds before that goal

No discord on the gov ban list i notice

Shit, we're gonna be overrun with jive talking weans!!

NY absolutely bubbling with a charismatic Muslim at the helm must be boiling so much maga piss

Moin

Charlotte in the sainos ads is a quintessential 'Charlotte'

GET IN

*record scratch*

Imagine if Jimi Hendrix had been a gamer 🎤 "s'cuse me while i rim the sky" 🎸

Replying 'didn't happen' to your wedding pics on Instagram

Omg doc Oink

OK we're back in analogue flavour country

Lecteur de disque compact

Good morning squiggler san

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

Hellish news from sainos local - two of the regular staff informed me they no longer have control over the yellows and it's now 'Ai powered' i shit you not

Joke's on them , I've no idea what a BDR is

omg

Very hot streak of yellow sticker stir fry essentials for literal pennies lately round sainos local lately, not my first succulent Chinese lunch of the last week lemme tell ya

i know what that shit means you fucking creeps

[jay from Inbetweeners bus wankers voice] CURTAINS WANKER

USA are battering Paraguay here

Warbling haunting jello biafra voice: kill kill kill kill kil the boer

Step back portable CD player, important ferric business landed in the porch

I'll be happy with 'drowns in the bath on ket'

Only a bollard is brave enough to stop a burning runway car. WE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. #WorldBollardAssociation 🇮🇳

Betting on Kalshi that I'm going to obliterate my balls with a malfunctioning weed wacker, then doing it, netting myself a cool $35

When they go lo biscus we go

Blagged this interesting little gizmo for the weekend, FiiO DM15 portable CD player but it also does a load of other digital stuff, not intending to buy but just want to see what 250 sheets gets you these days, a ladder DAC for a start ooh la la

Celebrating my 80th birthday by having some guys with brain damage fight out on the lawn

Say 'chakras' again and I'll fuck you up

I am now going to enjoy precisely one (1) can of freezer cold Spesh in a freezer cold glass like enjoying two fingers of good Islay

[nudging wife] thank christ for that i thought they'd never get off

ME: could you list the specials? WAITER: well there's jerry dammers and terry hall but I'd have to look up the rest

it's a big claim, but i may have found the most mental youtube video

Got that 80s Algerian pop album out again, this cut's getting an outing next time I have cause to DJ ➡️ youtu.be/Z6_4dlctebQ?...

He was obviously branching out from 'scheming'

Very happy with my silver medal 🥈

Somehow missed a complete LvB symphonies box in the stan collection, budget record club job but the pressings are decent, the rekkids clean and i got hopped up and cranked Eroica & the 7th to most enjoyable effect