she’s so bad at this and it’s always been so obvious she has no idea what she’s doing if she’s not kissing rich peoples’ asses

bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

rule of cool should’ve applied

harrison butker continues to try and move the field goal overton window right

Jahdae Walker that was OUTRAGEOUS, and the celly was perfect

having that celebration ready to go in that moment is incredible

Packers fans look away He Bosticked it

oh weird the packers had trouble with an onside kick

35 is trying to figure out what body part is injured

The nutmeg snap

we’re gonna need the reverse angle because he snapped it through the under center dude’s legs and it’s hilarious

the bears are performance art

Paul and Tate getting their brains turned to mashed potatoes the moment they stepped in the ring with somebody in the same weight class who isn't afraid to punch back feels like God flashing a big red warning sign to our country.

🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵

the zoom out was 🤌

michael irvin made it down to the field fast from section 336

5-3 in play

sure

is butterbean okay?

the crowd reaction to that missed field goal

the full kalen deboer experience

what an incredible, stupid football franchise

the big thing here isn’t even insuring himself it’s that he’s gotta cover a full basketball roster number of dependents

green river levee broke by southcenter

let’s never speak of that game or philip rivers again

usual reminder it’s way easier to kick the direction the beak at midfield is facing at the seahawks stadium

volleyball things are happening on abc

toddler’s throwing a tantrum in the store and it’s time to go

students should gather up a group of friends and file complaints against every single faculty member to see what happens

i’m not a finance person but the buyback amount divided by the valuation is a fraction of a percent which seems … interesting

SOURCES: Mizzou OC Kirby Moore will be the new head coach at Washington State. The former Boise State WR, the younger brother of Kellen Moore, grew up about 160 miles from Pullman. His offense was No. 1 in rushing in the SEC and ranked 4th in 3rd down offense.

It's the 5 year anniversary!

i also continue to have a bunch of follow up questions not just about this situation but also about similar ones involving lane kiffin

lakeside mentioned! (that’s the bill gates, paul allen, steve ballmer’s kids’, etc etc school)

utensils down, everyone step back from the takes machine

an awful night that somehow wound up with us having to explain Antioch The Birthday Spider to a very nice and completely baffled woman in the Kentucky secretary of state's office

ok so that’s not great

using wingdings as an act of protest

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

king pulled it out

I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?

dickerson wearing 69 is an incredible bit

♫ Yakety Sax .mp3 ♫

Just the Eagles fan (r many)

jalen hurts just had two turnovers on the same play

setting an over/under on family members thrown out of the ceremony at 1.5

the good news for the colts is that all of their quarterbacks are injured, brett rypien is the current practice squad qb, and they play the seahawks defense this week.

As you can imagine, I have some follow-up questions that don't have anything to do with fantasy football

i see you, i hear you, come on over to the pac-12