he was just going to get the car to pull it around and pop the tailgate out of habit

i’m if i juror im sending the judge a note with a question about doing a personal reenactment with my sandwich for science

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

you can generally track the vibes in the right wing media culture warfront by how much attention they're paying to women's sports.

see the thing is that this is who they are and they’re upset about the reactions and bad pr, not the beliefs and actions that caused it.

fun thing happening with flock cameras is the federal government getting into the data might be inadvertently turning cities against then and into turning the cameras off entirely www.king5.com/article/news...

NEW: Aurora City Councilwoman Danielle Jurinsky has conceded. A stunning defeat for a MAGA media fixture who built a national profile on claims of a "complete gang takeover" of Aurora that led President Trump to visit and falsely proclaim the city "conquered" by an immigrant gang

Easily 99% of the election news last night was positive and uplifting. The only exception was local - voters in Richland, WA elected a dead Republican to city council by a 16 point margin. [... additional commentary redacted ...]

sit on your hands and let them wear it, it’s not the democrats job to bail out their stupidity over and over again

why hello michael mcdonald it’s nice to see you

… did they just print this on paper? they just printed this on paper

Justin Jefferson with a kip up after the QB kneel

TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!

hi buddy

what in the world is this haircut

This video confirms my reporting from my Monday newsletter: While NFL players seem to believe the NFL's sexual celebration rules are highly specific (a la Key and Peele's 2 pumps vs. 3 pumps), the actual rule asks each ref to determine what is illegally sexy based on their personal preferences

BREAKING: I am sorry to say that my original booze sale story, somehow, had the wrong data from Wisconsin. I have updated the story to reflect that the ACTUAL current leader should be Nebraska: www.extrapointsmb.com/p/who-is-sel...

what about bringing it around town

UPDATE: Dems lead every city council race in Aurora, Colorado - and could flip a 7-3 GOP majority into a 6-4 Dem edge - including what would be a shocking upset of MAGA media star Danielle Jurinsky, whose claims of a "complete gang takeover" led Trump to call Aurora "conquered." #copolitics

MIDNIGHT UPDATE: Moderate/Dem-backed candidates are currently sweeping every school board race in conservative Douglas County, Colorado (home to a famous school voucher experiment). Would give moderates total 7-0 control of the school board. #copolitics

This person took this when they called the race

Girl, bye.

excited to see what Dan Brown has to say about these election results tomorrow on CBS

this is a fun one that’s way off the beaten path but also important

these are both toss up districts and also 26 is where rufo lived

The guy beloved by Celtics legends Larry Bird and Bill Walton?

I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”

need the end of that gavin newsom speech to extend to everyone and not just who he thinks is politically expedient

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

overton window can move both ways

it’s this, this is the whole thing and it works

"You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.” Fucking SAVAGE for him to invoke Mario Cuomo.

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

BARS

you can argue about his policies or whatever but mamdani is a real as hell new yorker and running on being in touch with the people was really a winning formula

“i wish andrew cuomo the best in private life but let tonight be the last time i utter his name” is fire

it’s gonna be a while with this one (not tonight, probably a couple days)

okay, that's good

there are very few Real Ones in electoral politics and he is one of them. i’m sure he’ll do a million things as mayor that will annoy me and my even leftist-er friends but idgaf. he didn’t have to do this. he didn’t have to make that sylvia campaign ad. he stood up for us with his whole chest

prop 50 got called right away, let that be a lesson to everyone

Rewinding back in the stream has yielded September, I Will Survive, a Bittersweet Symphony remix, and Take On Me

this was basically how mamdani ran his campaign and it worked

funny thing this is the westchester knicks logo color scheme

"What we see, I think, are a bunch of rich guys who have been comically out of touch with normal people for many decades, and more recently have blowtorched their brains into a smoking pile of ash on Elon Musk’s Twitter/X and in various group chats." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...

Soboroff on MSNBC interviewed a dad waiting in line in CA to vote, asking him why he brought his kids with him to the polls: "Gotta do whacha gotta do. Gotta stay free, man."

do not interrupt the enemy when he is making like a million mistakes

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

was pretty clear he was doing this for the love of the game (hating andrew cuomo)

Tips for Cuomo moving forward: -the I-95 express lane in Miami is fool's gold, stick to the main lanes -order your Publix sub online and wait an extra 15 mins beyond when they say it'll be ready -the iguanas don't bite you but the ducks will