I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

nick emmanwori’s mom is perfect (via noah chast / abc columbia)

Seahawks injury report for Super Bowl LX. No game status for Nick Emmanwori, meaning he is indeed good to go after practicing fully on Friday.

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

the extreme dennis dixon scenario

bari’s wife had to make a whole very weird video and article trying to spin being in the epstein files as a regret that she wasn’t in them more because it was about reporting and that’s going over as well as you’d expect with everyone

mccaffrey might’ve won offensive player of the year award if the rest of the world realized he did this all while fighting a power substation before that dude on twitter made a long post about it during the playoffs

😬😆

one of the funnier things this season has been seeing clips of myles garrett mic’d up during games posted on the internet and clicking the comments to find a avalanche of “mason rudolph definitely said it”

the kids walked out of seattle schools today and just these three schools give you an idea of how widespread it was (hi lakeside!) komonews.com/news/local/h...

either it’s about tulsi and the whistleblower fight or it’s the mystery door but either way someone did some wild shit

everyone has got to stop assuming malice or a grand conspiracy and start assuming complete stupidity when it comes to media business decisions

want to emphasize that this all started because a wellness guy from portland made a thread on twitter

it just occurred to me that Ja'Marr is wearing a cleat based on the canceled 7-11 Dunks

super bowl week is fun because you find out seahawks safety julian love is randomly part of the family involved in seattle’s great cuban sandwich war (paseo and un bien)

“i asked a judge to send me to jail because everyone else resigned over defending these immigration cases and now i’m burnt out instead of quitting myself” doesn’t really reflect well on the attorney who left private practice to become an ice lawyer

was always very instructive that melinda french gates saw the 2019 new york times reporting and immediately said nope that’s it i’m out of here

yep and it traces back to elon musk because they’re all acting like citizen doge but it’s really people being paid by conservative orgs that end in “institute” along with useful idiots convincing bigger idiots to do war against their own country and people

it’s fine i’m sure she’s used to dealing with legal and hr situations as the head of the free press, a company with robust legal and hr departments. [holds earpiece] ok so im receiving some new information

2006: elon musk’s cousins start solar company that does door to door sales 2008: elon musk becomes ceo of tesla 2016: tesla buys the solar company which is over a billion dollars in debt because of a business model that sold panels at basically a 0 down, 20-year loan

this conspiracy theory is like catnip for the 49ers whites

My favorite was when I did a search for "NFL player with fewest letters in name" and it grabbed a Tweet from someone who had looked it up and included the name of the person who had tweeted it as one of the answers

ah there’s the mariners crashing through the ceiling at the start of seahawks super bowl week

QB1

brantley, gilbert, lee, brice, gabby, barrett get in here, dinner’s ready

there is an incredible amount of mgp lore coming out of sw washington and portland right now

so the funny thing about google’s ai search summary is that it also scrapes facebook posts for data so you’re getting ai slop facebook posts with fake info powering google ai search results in a whole loop of death situation

I think it's funny that this interview gave Chotiner a chance to reference this thing he tweeted about 4 years ago

oh cool we witnessed history tonight will always stop what i’m doing to watch this crowd pop and sing along

Miss Lauryn will you perform at the 2025 Grammys

what did they put in that contract to get lauryn hill on the stage on time

having seen it live, the t-pain version of this goes so much harder

Endorsing this

T-Pain was right there. He already had the stamp from Black Sabbath.

find it adorable that wherever sam darnold goes for team activities you can find drew lock right there in the photos

A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days

This post is gone, but even more relevant now than ever

and a lawsuit

good: the seahawks made the super bowl bad: area schools using the seahawks making the super bowl to make a spirit week

sometimes you need to recipe and technique test pho and lumpia

i am excited to see how michele tafoya crashes out of a senate race in her first attempt at public office when her only experience is managing the campaign of a guy who immediately crashed out of the governor’s race

Girl we hear about you every fucking day

oh this thing is gonna look hideous

More importantly, who is paying Michele Tafoya? She gets like 200 views per video on her YouTube channel.

couple things it’s not the nfl forcing her to sell it’s her brother. if she is actually dragging her feet we’ll get to take a trip to probate hell theres no conspiracy to create distractions with newsdumps. these are stories reporters were working on and super bowl is when there’s maximum interest

so i get the idea behind this project in seattle but also

@normcharlatan.bsky.social needed to report that due to rotting crops, the flooding washing all the farmlands out, and heavy/foggy air the entire kent valley smells like manure

We are so cooked

i completely forgot the arizona cardinals job was still open. didn’t even register

yeah no that’s not what this is, this is repeated emails from a clearly unwell person that were sent to a huge amount of email addresses in government (us and uk) that were picked up in the keyword searches for the files