Reading the article you’d never know that the gun range in question is operated by the Katy Police Dept.

cocaine doesn’t even come from venezuela and none of what they’re doing makes any sense unless they’re just blowing people up to clip farm for social media because that’s all they know how to do … wait

"Who builds a ballpark next to a gun range?"

Me after 3 beers:

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

HE'S GOT 58! Cal Raleigh is unreal! 🔱

hearing reports of mariners

great field goal saints

if you want a good time just watch the seahawks fullback every time he’s on the field, that dude is just runs around hitting anything that moves

the seahawks have already done multiple things that haven’t been done in a decade today (their own punt return and a new orleans punt being blocked)

jay harbaugh redemption game

a 95-yard punt return is great and the only person who felt better than the returner is the dude who flattened the punter at full speed

the jets did something so cool that their coach is dancing his ass off on the sidelines

great teams cover with a blocked field goal and a big man rumbling his ass off for a touchdown with no time on the clock

go birds

oh no falcons

WHAT A CIRCUS CATCH BY JACOB YOUNG FEATURING A KICK SAVE AND A BEAUTY

I went through the hour special and outside of the "I'm a Christian and family man" stuff here's all two minutes of him actually talking, and you can see why ABC didn't air this

You can hear Goldy losing his shit during the Astros broadcast lmaooooooooooo

Same, bud. Same.

this is beautiful

what an absolutely hilarious way to win a baseball game

the fucking seattle mariners baseball team

ESPN ran a story about the General Andrew Luck account returning to Twitter and the fact that the account's owner claims he just came up with it on a whim when it was actually a long-running bit at SB Nation remains my one and only internet beef

IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP YELLOW JACKETS

that’s our historically large dumper

(sigh) wiscantsin

the civil war being played at noon local time on the big ten network is an affront to the sport

Dang, that's crazy. Anyway, we moved our annual refugee resettlement fundraiser to Bluesky this spring, after running it entirely on Twitter for over a decade, started with ZERO followers, took our "shrunken" audiences and beat last year's total by $200,000 in a time of massive economic upheaval

wow that fucking sucks yeah no audience, my wife and I did a Bluesky-exclusive fundraiser for kids in foster care (which Republicans, as you the politics knower knows, don't give a shit about) and raised $50k in 24 hours on here

wisconsin what are you doing

dudes rock

new fun pregame show side game is finding all the different ways fox and portnoy are trying to hide his legs and shoes so you can’t tell he’s on his tippy toes during stand ups and feet are hilariously far from the ground during sitdowns

julio rodriguez is an adorable baseball player, just loves the game so much

the mariners in a postseason chase is a mix of excitement, unfamiliarity, and absolutely dread

trying to offset the stress of the mariners in a playoff chase with the joy of a t-pain concert because life is about balance

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

lol geno suarez hit the 2021 astros world series pennant

mike gundy is going to ask you to subscribe to his substack at halftime

Here’s something I don’t think anyone has ever said before: they are slinging it in this Rutgers-Iowa game

Two FBS games are on right now. One is discussing nominative determinism; The Situation is throwing shirts into the crowd at the other.

An Osprey flies away with a coho salmon Friday, after scooping it out of the Puget Sound near Browns Point Lighthouse in Tacoma, Wash. 🪶

We have warned audiences time and time again against missing the first 2 1/2 minutes of the Iowa-Rutgers game

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

saw it immediately and said wait i know that isn’t…