So they made a Jar Jar Binks candy where you sucked on his tongue and...everyone was just ok with that?

Herb "if he dies, he dies" Dean

March came early for Rick Barnes

Would make sense as a Tyler Allgeier replacement in Atlanta.

Taylen Green will be 24 in October and played 53 games in college so there's a lot less mystery surrounding him than there is Anthony Richardson when he was coming out of college.

It is deeply funny that the longest shot to win today's Fountain of Youth Stakes is named "Lost Money"

And this was with them basically taking it easy in the 3rd period because they were up 7-0 after 2.

8 days after beating Canada for a gold medal Caroline Harvey (and three other Olympians) are back playing for Wisconsin against 6-25-3 Bemidji State.

stop bringing his bullshit over here.

this is WILD headline placement from ESPN dot com.

"There is no major penalty on the play because Ottawa's 7's stick hits himself in the face which causes the injury." Ottawa's 7 is Brady Tkachuk 🤣

Man, the Falcons players really hated Zac Robinson lol

The NBA every time the Jazz release a new player injury update.

At least through two episodes the Scrubs reboot mostly works and works very well. When it stays grounded it really does hit on what made the original series special. This version is never going to be that, but it doesn't have to be.

Maybe stay away from the politics tonight and just look at my goofy ass dog

The stories out there about how worried WWE is over WrestleMania ticket sales made me think Undertaker was about to challenge AJ Styles to a match so saying AJ is going into the Hall of Fame was a nice surprise!

America's five head 🇺🇸

Congrats to Pat Riley for getting his statue outside of Staples Center

Nothing is more American than getting outworked all day and still winning because of dumb luck 🇺🇸

Connor Hellebuyck deserves to smack the shit out of every single one of his teammates.

big game and Auston Matthews is on a milk carton...again

Since it was mentioned, here's Donovan Dent synced up with the Tyus Edney buzzer beater.

Spain won 3 medals in ski mountaineering, more than any other sport in their Winter Olympic history. I don't know why but for some reason I thought Spain was better at the Winter Olympics which, when you think about it, doesn't make sense.

Johannes Klaebo is so good that Martin Nyengent, who skied alongside him for two hours, was just fine taking silver

OH MY GOD KLAEBO THAT WAS INCREDIBLE

Very serious situation in the four man bobsled. The Austrian team wiped out and went two thirds of the way down the course on their side. They're still being tended to 10 minutes after the crash. Hoping for the best for the athletes.

Nick Goepper may not have won a medal in the Freeski Men's Halfpipe, but he won gold in being a total fuckin' badass for walking away from this crash.

Everyone's (least) favorite infidelitous Norwegian won his 5th biathlon medal of these Olympics.

there's still *some* good stuff over there

oh my god Megan Keller

Amber Glenn that was excellent!

Canada is taking the game to the US. The US looks very shaky. Not great!

TABITHA PETERSON CLUTCH! (wow they almost shitted that away again)

The portion of Ski Mountaineering where they have to climb up a set of stairs those should be slippery stairs. Let's add some peril.

did Canada tank the curling match today to keep the US from making the medal round? US needed Germany, Switzerland and Canada to win to make it. Germany and Switzerland won. Canada punted the 9th end and conceded 🤔 @rodger.bsky.social

Schindler's Muppet

Robert Lewandowski::Poland national soccer team Leon Draisaitl::Germany national hockey team

All time curling choke from the US Women with a chance to clinch a spot in the medal round

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Important update: Ski jumping cameras look even cooler in a snow storm.

McGrath was skiing in honor of his grandfather who died recently and it's been weighing heavily on him throughout the Olympics so I feel bad laughing at him. But I did laugh at him.

Great Britain men's curling skipper @kentremendous.bsky.social is doing a great job at the Olympics

This video of Slalom favorite Atle Lie McGrath crashing out after failing to finish his run is hysterical.

Y'all wanna see as gnarly an uppercut as you'll ever see?

HOLY SHIT TYLER REDDICK WHAT A MOVE

Real time thing that just happened in my brain: "Oh shit, a Canadian is getting his beat....oh this is a FIGHT...oh it's Tom Wilson this tracks."

I'm ready to call it: Ski Jumping has the best overall camera angles for Winter Olympic sports. Every camera is breathtaking.

LOOK WHO WON ANOTHER MEDAL @rodger.bsky.social

I don't think bouncing off a mogul so you get back upright and finishing your moguls run backwards is ideal technique but I'll defer to Olympic expert @rodger.bsky.social

Dame winning the three point contest while recovering from a torn achilles has me more convinced than ever Kyle Korver would still win the 3 point contest if he entered today.