It doesn't make it any less funny, but when this Larry Ellison yacht name story goes viral just know it's from 2001.

VIC MICHAELIS IS ON THE NEW SPY SHOW ON PEACOCK????

Been watching the new season of Shoresy (🏴‍☠️ing, will watch it when it comes to Hulu too) and let me just say: It's still the best comedy on television. Period.

someone needs to save this absolute moron from himself

someone was parched

A staff member at the Spanish Immersion School in Golden Valley, MN, in this country legally, was kidnapped by ICE and sent to a detention facility in Texas. This GoFundMe is for legal expenses and to help the family. If you have the means to help it would be appreciated. gofund.me/38b498d2d

Zac Taylor outlasting John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin is insane.

"Steelers head coach John Harbaugh"

The Mavericks traded Luka Doncic for 29 games of Anthony Davis. Starting to think that wasn't a good trade for Dallas.

What if the Steelers and Ravens just trade head coaches?

Sheldon Rankins committed a murder

The Texans have got to put Davis Mills in.

I can forgive a lot of things, but this is a REALLY lazy mistake.

Is CJ Stroud point shaving?

Steph and Dell Curry just passed Kobe and Joe Bryant for second most points by a father-son duo in NBA history. Bronny and his dad are number one.

Green Bay won to get to 10-8 and 5-2 in the Horizon League. I don't care for his personality at all, but I will give Doug Gottlieb credit for actually taking this seriously this year and improving.

The Eagles are going to beat the Broncos like 11-6 in the Super Bowl and Nick Sirianni and AJ Brown will get into a legitimate fist fight on the sideline.

I think the Bills should've taken a quick knee (not one that he goes 3 yards back, more straight down) and let the clock to 30 or so and took a TO. 1:04 is a lot of time for the Jags to get into FG range with Cam Little.

This assist from Minnesota's Abbey Murphy last night is one of the greatest assists in hockey history.

Josh Allen is Peter Griffin right now and he's still gonna put his team on his back. What a legend.

This picture is awesome and looks like Nashon Wright is using the force push on Christian Watson and Tyrique Stevenson

We need better historical accounting on this stuff because when you add up stakes and the quality of the throw itself, how many actual throws in NFL history have been better than this one?

[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure

Courtesy of Allie Berube on the other site, the tykes hockey game during intermission at the Hershey Bears game descended into CHAOS.

The Bears should probably stop playing Cover 1 against Jordan Love.

Ben Johnson is shitting down his leg.

Bro, TJ Edwards foot was bent 180 degrees the wrong way.

This sucks because the weather is supposed to clear up right around kick off.

My brother...what

Kyle Schwarber was Indiana's honorary captain last night. He hit 56 home runs in the 2025 season. Indiana scored 56 points against Oregon 😱

belts to asses

Look...I'm just saying...

I'm rooting for Indiana tomorrow but it would be hilarious to see more Oregon fans at the national title game in Miami's own stadium.

Malachi Toney has never lived in a world where the iPhone didn't exist.

I'm surprised Mario Cristobal hasn't beaten Shannon Dawson to death yet.

Is the fact that Pete Golding is more conservative than the ultra-aggressive Lane Kiffin the reason we're just discovering Lucas Carneiro has a howitzer for a leg?

Good news, bad news for Ole Miss: Good: Every successful play they've run so far has been an explosive Bad: they've run one successful play

For work I have to pay attention to everything so I get less time to care about CFB so I just discovered that Carson Beck and Trinidad Chambliss have the same number of drop backs and were the two least pressured QBs in CFB

Sark has been getting pantsed in the transfer portal so far, but Will Muschamp has added some beef on the defensive line

The federal government is committing a conspiracy to cover up a murder.

does anyone have a good list of immigration resources in Minnesota that could use some financial support right now?

🎶 don't pull the thang out unless you plan to bang butt plugs in Bahhhraaaaain🎶

On this day five years ago the world was introduced to John Dillermand, a Danish stop motion animation children's show about a man with a giant, prehensile penis. It was quickly forgotten though because there was some breaking news thing happening.

::whispers:: FCS, D2 and D3 football all kick ass and it would be cool if y'all would care about it more than once a year

TACO TIME

BAAAHAHAHA THE REFEREES ARE JUST EXPECTING MONTANA STATE TO COMMIT FALSE STARTS

NINE FALSE STARTS AGAINST MONTANA STATE

Illinois State can't execute a kick Montana State can't execute an offensive snap This game rules

oh my god

OH NO ILL STATE