a tip of the hat to Paraguay, who never lost sight of their football ideals -- trying to start fights where you can blame the other guy for fighting back

The timeline shitting on Paraguay's tactics and shithousery, but I guarantee the people of Paraguay do not care and will be proud of how their team played in this tournament.

Perfect example of the tournament maxim that it's not how you play it's if you win

Gustavo Al-FAFO sent skeet

Paraguay wins the first half 0-0

Originated it and if you ever watch a random Tuesday at 9pm Copa Libertadores match in El Alto, it's pure drama and absolutely wonderful.

We joke about Concacaf, but Conmebol originated this shit. This is high key 1930 "European football is the real football and whatever the South Americans do is abomination"-level culture clash

France is not prepared for the mls shithousery Paraguay is going to do with a mls ref there

Lol I know he can score occasionally, but Rabiot shouldn't be allowed to shoot in a team like this

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

Definitely feel for Canada. The USMNT has played that game a million times and they all ended just like that.

Morocco is not good. That's gonna be hardest part for Canada.

Canada is going to be thinking about that first half for the next four years

I've seen Davies score from this kind of position

That is so close

NWS has posted a severe t'storm watch until 10pm due to potential for scattered severe storms with damaging winds to develop. Meanwhile, DC has now reached at least 101 deg today, making it the hottest July 4th on record. More on everything at CapitalWeather.com and the Capital Weather app.

Pausa de hidratactión

Jesse Marsch 🤝 My 5-year-old Feeling big feelings

Does Waffle House have to take waffles off the menu on Monday? 🤔

It's raining yellow cards. Canada has been the better team by a lot so far, but they're going to kick themselves if they don't a lead into the locker room.

Been warning fans since 2024 about StubHub and their ghost tickets for the World Cup. Too bad that too many fans still got caught in their deceptive business practices. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

The Queiroz Experience™

Watching Colombia-Ghana after Argentina-Cabo Verde.

One of the most remarkable sporting contests that has ever occurred and I have no hesitation in saying that.

Look at Argentina holding on for dear life against the giants of the islands

Netflix is going to drop a 6 episode doc on this game by next week

from 2023 to 2025, Sidny Lopes Cabral scored one goal in 46 appearances in the third German division he just scored the best goal of the World Cup against the defending champions in extra time

honestly in this context, the US winning the World Cup would be fairly unremarkable

I'm dead. That's the only explanation. I died and heaven is the greatest World Cup

Feeling like I should change this trip to Cabo Verde just on principle

CABO VERDE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION IN ALL WORLD CUPS

Willing to guess you could made a ton of money just on betting on a full time draw. This is bonkers.

Every new follower gives Vozinha more power and soon he'll the most powerful being in the universe

Lucky for Cabo Verde the officials involved there were an American and Canadian and not an Englishman

the third time a rooster will crow

If this was someone streaming a video game everyone would flame the chat saying how unrealistic it is

The unbridled joy this Cabo Verde team has provided to the people of the island and the diaspora is pure enough to be a schedule 1 drug

PAUSA DE HIDRATACION

WE DARE TO DREAM.

holy shit

Very important to note that Eddie gave himself that nickname by calling himself a Grown Ass Man

Testing new shot glyphs in futi stories

Fulham legend Eddie Johnson

Is Argentina just cruising in 2nd gear?

I feel like this is my fault. Lo lamento, Tiburones Azules.

CABO VERDE KEPT ARGENTINA ON ZERO IN THE FIRST QUARTER MORE UPDATES AS EVENTS WARRANT

Sharks are incredible. Let's go Blue Sharks.

I don't dare hope for the greatest World Cup upset of all-time, and maybe the greatest upset in the history of sports, full stop. I just hope it's close into the second half and everyone has fun.

Headed to Argentina in the fall and looking for any recs/tips/info the Bluesky family might have for us. Hablamos español.

That's like the most difficult way to try and hit a pen. Tough for the kids.