That pool was dug during the Harding administration.

Haaland vs Iraq feels like it could have Haaland vs Honduras when he scored 9 vibes

Scott Pelley

Took me like 15 minutes but I did it! Giannis, MJ, Elgin Baylor, Chris Webber and The Admiral

Look, this pizza is FINE. It's a great pizza for a regional American chain. But this pizza hasn't tested itself against the highest levels of pizza in Europe, so I'm not sure it should represent us in international competition when there are several more qualified pizzas being cooked in Belgium.

World Cup For Dummies: Group K 🇵🇹🇨🇩🇺🇿🇨🇴 What's the priority for Portugal, the team or Ronaldo's ego? DR Congo were one of the last teams in, can they hang around Uzbekistan! Yes, really! What does James have in store for his Colombia farewell? alexcampbell.substack.com/p/world-cup-...

I have a bad feeling South Africa and Embolo are just the start of what's going to be a catastrophe.

The show was set for a new generation with the likes of Lucy, Jess, Jeremy, Tony And then they made a nepotism decision to fill the executive producer role and decided the guy who helped ruin the Marlins was a more important voice than all the young talent Support people like Lucy

Jonathan Osorio being only 33 makes me think I need to build a squad of guys going to the World Cup who feel super old but are actually about my age Hakan Çalhanoglu is only 32, is also in this team

Personal Killers/Mr. Brightside anecdote: the opening to this set is the most fun concert crowd I’ve ever been in. Guitarist comes out wearing a Joakim Noah Bulls jersey and just immediately rips into it Also: almost no phones, which is refreshing youtu.be/1MX4aTXEmKg?...

World Cup For Dummies, Group J 🇦🇷🇩🇿🇦🇹🇯🇴 Can Argentina repeat in Messi’s last World Cup? What can Algeria do in likely Mahrez’s last tournament? Austria have the defense, but do they have enough attack? Can Jordan spring any surprises? alexcampbell.substack.com/p/world-cup-...

The resume of DR Congo's coach is something to behold. In a twelve year span, he coached in: France, Ivory Coast, Cameroon, Tunisia, Angola, UAE, Algeria, Morocco, Egypt, Uganda, Egypt, Morocco, France, DR Congo His last club before becoming DRC coach does not exist anymore.

Went into a mall for the first time in years today and there was a stand selling counterfeit soccer kits Pulisic 1994 replicas, Troy Parrot Ireland shirts were probably the silliest inclusions (Messi, Ronaldo, Haaland, Yamal, Fernandes, Mexico kits, normal US kits) Maybe we are a soccer country

Congrats to Chloe Kim for never having to go to Cleveland again

World Cup For Dummies, Group J 🇦🇷🇩🇿🇦🇹🇯🇴 Can Argentina repeat in Messi’s last World Cup? What can Algeria do in likely Mahrez’s last tournament? Austria have the defense, but do they have enough attack? Can Jordan spring any surprises? alexcampbell.substack.com/p/world-cup-...

You couldn’t devise a better way to troll the most insufferable portion of the #usmnt fanbase than the most Eurosnob manager hire absolutely gushing over a player from MLS who also happens to be the coach who they blamed all of the teams problems on’s kid

Hype machine, engage

CHGO #USMNT WORLD CUP WATCH PARTIES! Join me and the rest of the CHGO crew to cheer on the US this summer First match is two weeks from TONIGHT, when we’ll be at Utopian Tailgate in Old Town to watch the US take on Paraguay

From the CIES Football Observatory Clubs with the most relative growth on social media over the last year Bodo/Glimt Como The Chicago Fire 🇿🇦🚜

Tbh the only person whose thoughts on this I’d really want to hear is Christian Pulisic And I’m sure his Milan teammates are asking about Poch. Sets up an interesting dynamic as Pulisic will be looking to get back to form and want a coach who helps get the best out of him

World Cup For Dummies, Group I 🇫🇷🇸🇳🇮🇶🇳🇴 48 teams but we still got a group of death (sorry, Iraq) France: attacking talent meets defensive management Senegal: how far will the African champs* go? How many goals will Haaland score? *Disputed by Morocco alexcampbell.substack.com/p/world-cup-...

MLS All Star fan voting… notice anything? 😂🇿🇦🔥 #mls

ANOTHER ONE! Mbekezeli Mbokazi is officially going to the Workd Cup with @BafanaBafana! 🇿🇦 Congrats to TLB! #cf97 #vamosfire

Thread from Stars FC President Karen Leetzow’s press availability today #nwsl

Richard Feuz made it about 840 days into the 1000 day plan #nwsl

BREAKING: The Stars have fired General Manager Richard Feuz Feuz was hired before the 2024 season. Since then, the Stars have a record of 16 Wins, 13 Draws and 34 losses Stars FC President Karen Leetzow will be speaking to media at 1 PM about the decision #nwsl

Obviously pumped for the Triple Espresso reunion, but also very excited for Riley Jackson to get a callup. Big opportunities for Wesley and Bethune as well as injury subs for Girma and Coffey (in what is otherwise a World Cup roster-type group) #uswnt

Triple Espresso is BACK! Mallory Swanson has been called up to the #USWNT for matches in/against Brazil on June 6th and 9th, reuniting with Trinity Rodman and Sophia Wilson ☕️☕️☕️ #uswnt #nwsl

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IT’S OFFICIAL CHRIS BRADY IS GOING TO THE WORLD CUP #cf97 #vamosfire #mls #usmnt

TODAY at 4:30 @acampbellsports.bsky.social and @joechatz.bsky.social from WLS AM890 + @ontapsportsnet.bsky.social celebrate Chris Brady’s World Cup inclusion and evaluate the Fire’s 3rd Place first half of the season as most of the team goes on summer vacation #cf97 #vamosfire

I have spent the weekend pondering the theme, needle drops and potential celebrity cameos of the USMNT's roster reveal video and this is where I have landed

Everton Football Club. The world needs you.

Incredibly happy for Chris Brady Bringing essentially no cover for Tyler Adams is insane

The Chris Brady consensus does seem to be coalescing

World Cup For Dummies, Group H! 🇪🇸🇨🇻🇸🇦🇺🇾 Spain are favorites, but does that change with a limited Lamine Yamal? Seriously how the hell are Cape Verde here? Can Saudi Arabia spring a shock like against Argentina in 2022? Uruguay: No Suarez, no Cavani... problem? open.substack.com/pub/alexcamp...

Son’s first goal of 2026 being against Mexico at the Akron is gonna be incredible

The parallels between US and England fans blaming everything on Berhalter/Southgate, rejoicing when they were replaced by famous foreign club managers, and now being shocked that things did not get better (and maybe actually be worse) continue to be very funny

No Foden I guess I get but no Foden or Palmer??? Tuchel really doing the most to undercut England’s best chance in recent history to win a World Cup

World Cup For Dummies: Group G! 🇧🇪🇪🇬🇮🇷🇳🇿 How much gold of the last generation is there for Belgium to mine? Can Salah help Egypt make history in his likely last World Cup? Are Iran actually going to play? And then what? New Zealand... have a nice time! alexcampbell.substack.com/p/world-cup-...

Aaaaand that is basically the worst case scenario for the #USMNT Given the lack of depth at center back, I think Richards is the least replaceable player on the roster Looking at a pool of Ream, Trusty, McKenzie, Robinson... Banks? Or, put another way: F%$&!

Gotham sure looks like a team that decided to play a winger at fullback and an attacking mid as a 6 against elite competition!

Edgewater Castle completed the debut double on Saturday, as the women's team won 2-0 in their first USL W League match! Goals from Elyse DeSchryver and Katherine Stephens were complimented by a clean sheet for Cynthia Waller in goal. ⚽🌊🏰 youtu.be/SO52ASBGRFk

Freiburg finished 7th in the Bundesliga with a negative goal difference. That means when they lose, they tend to lose big… Ruh roh!

No scorebug, the magic of the (competition formerly known as the UEFA) Cup!

HIGHLIGHTS from Edgewater Castle's 4-2 win over Rockford Raptors in both teams' USL League 2 debut! #soccer #chicago #playbyplay ⚽️🎙️🏰🌊🦖 youtu.be/dKDdSqVVQ5s

World Cup For Dummies: Group F! 🇳🇱🇯🇵🇹🇳🇸🇪 The Dutch are strong at the back; is there enough up front? Can Japan overcome significant losses to injury? Tunisia: they qualify easily then lose all 3 games every time Sweden's double-barreled shotgun of strikers #worldcup open.substack.com/pub/alexcamp...

If done right, this is a very obvious improvement in my opinion If done wrong (looks at VAR in the Premier League) it could be a disaster Goals, subs, injuries, red cards, any video review. Still have stoppage time but no 10+ minute nonsense

I beg your pardon they did WHAT?????