God gives his hortest tummies to his strongest soldiers

Every time I look, Oregon has the ball. Is Penn State even playing?

@wyattswickedgoods.com a friend won a silent auction for 10 crumbl cookies and I'm sitting here biting my tongue

Finished golfing. Now to take a big sip of my beer and check the GT score ..

Bought more beers like a sucker Found a keg on the next hole

3rd beer and the scramble hasn't even started yet. I love golf

AND THE HOOS DOWN IN HOOVILLE THE TALL AND THE SMALL FOUND OUT TODAY THAT FSU ISN’T ACTUALLY THAT GOOD AT FOOTBALL AFTER ALL

What if 9?

How many layers should a cake have?

RELEASE THE JEFFERSON-EPPES FILES

I need to make a trip to Missourah soon

What if I did some baking

30 minutes later

Good morning

It's Friday. Time to go ride bikes

HALVAH NICE DAY fuckin' got 'em

Why did my Bluesky app need 8GB of cache?

I wanted to participate in Flannel Friday today but it's also supposed to be about 82F...

In which I write about doing butt stuff

@andrewfleer.com worried that @blakethebutcher.bsky.social will realize that Andrew slipped him some gummy bears into his brat.

Good morning, Florida fans

@wyattswickedgoods.com and me forming a The Offspring cover band

10:30pm seems like a good time to clean my bathroom

I hate how slow and unresponsive the Plex app is on my TV

Dirt & Worms could fix me right now

Me pushing @andrewfleer.com on stage to judge bbq in his new party shirt as @ywfyf.com hides behind me eating hotdog ice cream, and @wyattswickedgoods.com disassociates because someone said crumbl and he’s thinking of how to destroy them

Sub to the @sickoscommittee.org Patreon so we can give Fleer moat money and he can throw goal posts in them

Lawsky, I have a question If I bought two plots of land across the street from each other, could I build a residence that connects them? If so, how high above the road does that connection need to be? I know commercial skywalks are a thing, but what about residential?

Bowl of Meat™ part 2

Post-nap energy drink or else I'll have a headache tomorrow

@blakethebutcher.bsky.social interrupting @stellagarp.bsky.social's editing job because he wants to go out for milkshakes

Me: Sometimes I think I have ADHD, but I'm not sure. Also me: This meeting has lasted longer than 30 minutes. You have completely lost my focus.

A resignation is still a win, but it's not as satisfying as a checkmate :(

2.5 mile walk followed by 30 minutes of basement fetch is enough to tire this guy out.... for about 10 minutes

Postal a concert photo you took

I work at a rowing studio. I have a membership at a cycling studio. But I'm still thinking about a membership at Anytime Fitness so I can go and pick heavy things up

GIVE YOUR BALLS A LUG

The best part of judging bbq is when you get Bowl Of Meat™ a few days later

Bumble trying to convince me that in the span of 2ish months, I've seen the profile for every woman between 30-45 in a 50-mile radius

One of the best times to play golf is on football Saturday. If I'm gonna be mad for 4 hours, it might as well be my fault and not some 18-21 year old kid

Do it for the 'gram

Love when a plan comes together

HOT GOG

At first I was upset that Costco gas stations close so I couldn't fill up on my way home from volleyball. But then I realized I can go and get a hot gog over lunch tomorrow

If you have to swerve into the left lane in order to make a right turn, either your vehicle is too large or you need to stop driving (Certain commercial and industrial vehicles are exempt from this)