Yep

Wanna pose with a foil and an épée, @wrenispinkle.bsky.social?

New (to me) hot dog from another "dog house" themed hot dog place. This is the French Poodle.

Heart still works

Real convo btwn and my 6 year old son: Him: Dad, they say what happened to Amelia Earhart is a mystery, but that’s not true. Me: Of course it is buddy. It’s one of the big mysteries. Him: No, I know what happened to her. Me: How? Nobody knows. Him: She disappeared in 1937, Dad. She’s dead, Dad.

Mr Beef (& Pizza)!

This stuff is horrible when it happens in military service, but this is (mostly) retired military instructors and minors 😬

Not my favorite shoes, but it was only $48 for new heels to keep them out of the landfill for a bit longer.

This has a different meaning since they capitalize the P

Another W www.marketplace.org/story/2025/0...

In a genuine WOW moment, this administration publicly acknowledges (perhaps for the first time) that an ICE officer violated procedure and will be taken off duty and subject to an investigation. This is a step in the right direction — I just wish it wasn't only because of such an awful viral video.

It is too warm for this, but it's still autumn and I'm keeping it going.

Settle an argument with my husband, define the term "reply guy'

Once again, ICE is less accountable than the average person. This would result in termination and criminal charges for anyone else.

Why @wrenispinkle.bsky.social can't sleep: (Image credit: www.etsy.com/shop/Caitlyn...)

The secret to a good workout in the gym is having the right song hit at the right time.

My pants are always straining against something when I'm with her 😏

Someone (I think @cyberotters.bsky.social) pointed out pocket flare in a previous picture. These pants were made to measure, but I guess they didn't get enough butt measurements 🤷

This morning, I walked to my car and realized I forgot my car keys, arrived at work and realized I forgot my meds, and my shoe fell apart. Other than that it's a good day.

she’s perfect shes beautiful she’s a model

Since you're from around here, @cinquinho.bsky.social, how do you pronounce this locale?

Finishing watching Kimmel now. Smart ad: please sign up for the Disney+, Hulu, ESPN bundle Wasted tax dollars on an ad: join ICE

The plan: get Jimmy Kimmel suspended so his ratings would quadruple. People are more interested in shows they’re not allowed to watch. This also allowed me to manufacture the biggest First Amendment issue in decades.

This salt will last me the rest of my life

My boss, in a mentoring session today, offered to help us with writing performance evals... by showing us his chatGPT prompt.

Didn't watch Kimmel yesterday, but it had to be his most watched show, right?

I just realized the mystery light switch in my kitchen is for my dishwasher. Why?

I know what l'm doing at 11:30 pm tonight: turning on ABC to see if they're airing Jimmy Kimmel Live. If they DON'T, I'll note of every commercial that's run & I will boycott every single advertiser. If they DO air Kimmel, I will make a note of every commercial and I will SUPPORT those advertisers.

Was this the face that stopped a thousand eyes, and broke the endless scroll of doom?

yard skeleton season! Bones not bombs!

For every person that tells me to watch Andor, I will not watch 1 Andor. (I will watch it with @wrenispinkle.bsky.social if she wants though 😅)

Same level of reasoning as "50% chance it'll rain tomorrow, either it will or it won't"

I will celebrate by continuing to not watch Jimmy Kimmel but also being like hey this is good

Comedy is legal!

Pumpkin beer season

but why though???

Going to this in a week, three weeks, or both.

I love that she gets to sleep in on Sundays but it's iffy if I'll get my "good morning, handsome" before noon. How am I supposed to have a good morning without that???

SCHUMER: If I sit down at the Trump restaurant I hope the chef will not serve me a shit sandwich. BASH: So you won’t eat the shit sandwich if Trump serves it to you SCHUMER: I sure hope he doesn’t. I don’t want to eat a shit sandwich. BASH: You are going to eat a shit sandwich?

I need to know how drunk this person was when they parked like this

Slate looks great, too. I love that their website lets you compare the size to a Silverado or a 1985 SR5 www.slate.auto/en

Scout is all messed up. A homie quit and now works over at Slate. Go Slate. I did. $50 deposit.

Reasonably sized electric truck! I plan to put at least another 80,000 miles on my Bolt but I could easily see this being my next car.

Trying again using the correct entrance. Disgustingly early, 40 minutes until boarding.

Born for ancient Egyptian godhood; trapped prowling a sensible apartment for fruit flies, toes, and butt cheeks to bite.

I have beer and cookies and I'm flying Delta tomorrow.

I have a nice little date night planned. How do I fast forward through the next 3 weeks?

You're telling me a baja blasted this pie

Boarding starts in 10 minutes. I got this

My ex-wife said our oldest "is getting those veins in his forearms like you have. Is that normal?" Further proof we were not meant to be together.