Please read through this quick thread and keep this in mind if you ever need the local police and they don’t do shit for you (I worked for cops, I know): Contact them relentlessly, don’t be shy Reach out to your city council member/county council/etc. Call the local news! Tell them what’s happening

which of you perverts are watching the California gubernatorial debate and wants to give a summary? I do not get broadcast network TV channels 🥲

There is one good candidate in CA-48 and it’s Corrina Contreras, not this spineless, soulless, amoral hack

driving down to florida and turning around in random people's driveways until someone blows my head off

the manliest thing you can do is saddle your family with a crushing amount of consumer debt. real men know destroying a household's finances is the only alpha way to assuage their personal insecurities

This isn’t a “heartwarming” story to me, it was my worst nightmare as a flight attendant and why I panicked every time a super pregnant woman stepped on the plane Things can go horribly wrong during childbirth! You can’t just land planes and get to hospitals immediately!

Jon Ossoff with a TRUTH about who it is Republicans represent.

Former conservative and current lesbian Sarah Longwell said she’s developing a minor obsession with Jon Ossoff “entirely based on tight shirts and good messaging which is funny, because it’s not for me! it’s just the handsomeness of it all” I think this guy has the juice

This song was playing in a loud sushi restaurant on Friday when I was with @ywfyf.com and I couldn’t remember who sang it and it drove me crazy AND 3 DAYS LATER I REMEMBERED. VICTORY!!

Ike Barinholtz has a cameo on this season of Running Point and it is 🤌

Yes, I was concerned that members of ICE were paying too much in taxes. Thanks for being laser focused on making sure they get the maximum dollar per murder.

The Iranian schoolgirl, the cancer patient whose clinical trial was cancelled, the African AIDS patient who can't get treatment anymore — none of these are "real" to our media elites. Can't imagine themselves in that situation or visualize it. But "panic at the fancy gala!" on the other hand,

Luis Campusano is your best offensive player right now (217 wRC+) and needs to be starting almost every single night Also, #FreeBryceJohnson

it can only good happen!

Isn’t…like, the FBI’s whole job to abort plans like this before they are allowed to happen

for the low low price of only forty-two thousand United States dollars per year in property taxes, you too can live in Hell

Wes already left and I realized I didn’t surreptitiously take any photos of his butt this time 😭

it’s crazy the 180 Virginia has been making since getting rid of Youngkin

Why do I call my congressional rep every goddamn week? I wanna make sure he knows when the House gets turned over to Democrats in January that this spineless fuck better not be in charge

Royals have the best city connects and it’s not even close

not about the Padres but it absolutely could be

If you or anyone you know live in Montgomery County, MD, please vote/encourage them to vote for my new friend Josie Caballero!

if you would have old me 15 years ago that Hootie & the Blowfish and Dave Matthews would be our strongest soldiers…

The best indication so far the WHCD Trump shooting wasn't staged? No evidence yet of huge insider bets just before it happened on Polymarket or Kalshi :-)

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ok I take it back cringe is not dead “”Out of the way, sir!” someone yelled. Others yelled to duck. From one corner, a “God Bless America” chant began as the president was escorted offstage.”

A researcher in a group chat I'm in managed to pull some data from the shooter's account out of the firehose. These were some of his engagements over the last month. As I said earlier he was very much a lurker, mostly just resharing and liking, commenting very rarely.

Join us on Thursday Morning, 10:30-12pm as we joint host this weeks ICE Out Of San Diego protest event with Congregation Dor Hadash, T’ruah, Bend The Arc, & San Diego United! We are proud to be a part of this recurring event and protest. We are all connected! An attack on one is an attack on all!

Going to the annual SD County Democratic Party gala

Join us, @sandiegoprogressives.org and our partner groups this Thursday!

My dad, a CPA, ironically told me repeatedly that if he could have gone back and done it over, he would have studied history (he has an entire library of historical biographies and whatnot) So that’s what I did, and I have never regretted it even once

I could give up 1-5 forever and have already cut back a ton already but once you get to number 6 I start feeling those molon labe vibes

MrBeast has always reminded me of Jimmy Fallon. If it came out that Fallon took a knockoff version of The Substance and MrBeast emerged from him, but they're both awake at the same time because they both got half of the humanity of the original being, I'd be like, yeah. That tracks. Scientifically.

I’ve been thinking about this for 2 weeks now: at the marine biology talk I went to about bioluminescence, a girl in her 20s stood up to ask, “why study this? Is there a product you can make out of it?” I was irate. You study it because it’s fascinating. You study it to understand our world!

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.

Don’t worry, the Kings of Comedy have road tested the WHCD jokes for Trump.

@meganreindl.bsky.social killing it on the air today. Local sports radio definitely needs more women!

He punctured my skin with his toof 🥺

Dog Man, 20 seconds after his Feliway calming diffuser runs dry

Made friends with an unhoused man on my walk home who has a kitty! who just hangs out with him and never runs away! just a collar, no leash Dog Man would never be this loyal 😭

Suspend his license. If you really can’t fire him, he can work a beat on foot from now on

Stunning prose "You don’t even need jokes anymore. All you need is to say something that sounds like it could be a joke, and the hollow laughter will come. To watch Fallon is to stare at the face of a culture that has chosen the comfort of a rictus grin over the heavy, necessary terror of the truth"

Jon Ossoff whenever Jared Kushner is mentioned

I know he has to say this because he’s a serious politician, but for me, yeah, it’s about vengeance

I didn’t have to do one as an undergrad, but my master’s thesis was about effective tactics career civil servants in leadership positions could use to blunt some of the harmful effects of agency capture Exciting and timely!

I ❤️ u Jordan, slay

The “primary every Democrat” folks have a real argument The filing deadline for this race was last month. Luckily, Scott had numerous (D) challengers. If he hadn’t, we’d be sweating out a write-in situation?? In a safe blue seat!

has anyone done this yet: "MLLM" oh i guess i could hve asked chatgpt but i'm too much of a LUDDITE

Breaking: Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel will lead a government delegation to Canada to promote U.S. spirits consumption.