I lost my job, my kids have measles, and gas is six dollars a gallon. But at least now they’re not tearing down a statue of a Confederate general that I’ve never heard of in a city that I’ve never been to.

Someone once pointed out that every Smiths fan goes through a stage of feelings about Morrissey that reflects the order of the Facebook reaction icons

if i understand financial literacy properly this means we all need to liquidate our 401ks and invest heavily in those weird nipple clamps the bad guys wear in the new Mad Max movies

just realized me being really into 80s post-punk Brit rock in the late 90s/early 2000s would be the equivalent of my own kid today thinking she’s cool and alternative because she loves Panic! At the Disco 🥴

The hold this man and his music had on me as a vegetarian scene kid in high school was incredible to see him age into a racist, whiny reactionary has been pretty disconcerting

This bitch is from Alberta, Canada

I’ve seen enough Love is Blind to know this is not true

people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...

A vote for Talarico is a vote for Christian Morals

They did, in fact, think they could try it again 🤦🏻‍♀️

Last night we held an endorsement meeting and voted to endorse Nicole Crosby for San Diego City Council District 2! Congratulations Nicole 🎉 and good luck in your race 🍀

Last night we held an endorsement meeting and voted to endorse Sparky Mitra for CA Congressional District 50! Congratulations Sparky 🎉 and good luck in your race 🍀

Pentagon bars photographers over ‘unflattering’ Hegseth photos - The Washington Post www.washingtonpost.com/business/202... Hahahahahaha

Today’s a great day to call your Senators and congressional representatives Tell them they had better not vote for any supplemental funding for the DoD to continue this unauthorized war. We’re watching

2 separate units on my floor have had notices to pay rent or quit on their doors this week alone I’m sure that’s a great sign

RT @Jomboy_: Here's a full summary of how Team USA embarrassed themselves last night in the World Baseball Classic.

I have complicated feelings about billionaires running for office, but Steyer is doing yeoman’s work dragging Swalwell and Mahan in this primary 👀

One more of New Hampshire’s 2,400 state house seats goes to the Dems!

I fucking love this attitude and desperately believe we need Democrats to run in every race in every region for this very reason. Don’t ever let the ghouls off easy, make them defend every seat “‘Yes, it’s ruby red,’ Harris said. ‘It won’t turn blue, but it’ll definitely turn pink.’”

Do you live in CA-50? Would you like a congressional rep who is NOT a hapless shill for big corporations? We have an alternative! Please vote for Sparky Mitra! Scott Peters has sold us out for too long www.sparkymitra.com

Only half the votes are in and this is an extremely Republican district (home to MTG), but 👀

This is the kind of shit (pun not intended) @democrats.org need to hammer from now until 2028 We’re spending a billion dollars a day to bomb Iran and raise prices on everything, while DOGE Republicans stole needed funds to improve our nation’s infrastructure

A full YEAR after moving into a new unit in my building, I finally broke out the old stud finder and put Dog Man’s lounging shelf back up, and he couldn’t be happier there’s nothing he loves more than looking down on me

After watching this I am left asking, “has there been a white South African who immigrated to the US in my lifetime who was *not* a complete sociopath?!?”

I normally steer clear of true crime shows because of the needless hysteria they tend to create, but this docuseries by Octavia Spencer touches on a really important topic and was so respectfully done

In which a purported libertarian actually ends up being a libertarian (!)

"i will slurp down swastikas all day but do not let me see one boob" is an excellent filter for awful people. i, for one, hate nazis and love boobs, and i'm brave enough to say it

She’s right and she should say it

lmaooooo get rekt loser even the parasites in the GOP donor rolls hate you

My war objective is to restore conditions to the way they were before I started this war

Any cat owners have tips on how to coerce your cat into letting you brush their teeth? Dog Man needs it but he’s gonna tear me to shreds

For the record my position is people saying "I should be allowed to steal/drive dangerously/litter/do xyz other antisocial things because the world is FUCKED UP" have a basically reactionary worldview and if that's the way you go through life you might as well go MAGA bc that's the way they think

Um, yep, this says what needs to be said.

The foundation of American fascism rests on three things: extreme bigotry, whining about other people's coffee orders, and saying "so much for global warming" whenever it's cold out

All I need to do is get on the ol Ozempic for a bit then Wes and I can crush this

This is my dog at a stick library in my neighborhood. These are the kinds of things that make me not hate everything.

the straights of hormuz are not ok

Nepotism has made Iran weak. by Jared Kushner and RFK Jr.

Trader Joe’s has frozen kebab you can cook in the air fryer and I gotta say, I don’t care if this stuff does have glass or plastic or whatever particles in it Worth it

I don’t know shit about fuck when it comes to investing, so I put my retirement savings in mutual funds that seemed the least evil: green energy, health sciences and then government bonds It’s been exciting to see the Trump Administration try to tank all 3!

What’s crazy is for every one “town” that has gotten too big in recent decades to be quaint, there are at least a dozen dying towns in the Rust Belt that are plenty empty, and contracting rather than expanding why can’t all these nostalgia freaks move there and leave the rest of the world alone

I opened the blinds and now he’s chill again. I feel like I’m reinforcing bad behavior by jumping up to do whatever he wants whenever he starts wrecking shit, but I can’t stop 🥲

look at this little monster, destroying my books

You could probably crash Leavitt's brain by asking "Is anything off the table?" And when she reflexively says no following up with "Even the president jerking off the entire Guardian Council of Iran? That's on the table?"

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

You all are amazing I already hit the goal 😭❤️🥹

I got an idea, Pixar: release both, and let the people decide which film is better. Call them ‘ELIO’ and ‘Woke ELIO’ idgaf