Taylor Lorenz needs actual psychiatric intervention at this point Please do not come into my replies to stand up for her or pretend she has a point. She needs immediate help

When a woman kisses me it’s like when the woman kisses the fish man in The Shape of Water, it’s seemingly grotesque to all of society but she can see beyond me being a man to the noble creature inside

Just imagine how the right would react if instead of a Tesla it was a nonwhite immigrant that killed this woman in her home.

hearing the pipes activates every Scottish molecule in my DNA and I want to run through a wall

Thank god they still had these in abundance when I got off

in what may surprise no one, we have already sold out of whisky and are dangerously close to selling out of beer at the Scottish Highland Games It is not yet 2pm 😭🥲

My brother in Christ thought he was about to have the night of his LIFE

My dad was and is the reason I am at least partly sane today. I do not have the mom I would have wanted, but the universe made it up to me by giving me the best dad ever ❤️

shockingly accurate

I spent the first half of that show Sugar thinking Colin Farrell was a super smart autistic guy who could kick ass when he had to and was maybe on Ozempic or like, heroin Then the “twist” happened and it was dumb. I like my version way better

tried to watch Love Island for the lolz and I’m far from a prude, but I just don’t think it’s my thing 90% of the show is 20 year olds making out with and dry humping a person they have never seen or talked to before that instant? are they at least giving them daily Valtrex

intrusive thought every time I see a cop on a horse: “knock him off and liberate this beautiful, sensitive animal. Do it. Now.”

i need to reemphasize that i saw them let a guy go yesterday with a bag of weapons

“I find that the food generally is significantly better than in England," says Ire Balogun, who is travelling from Oxford. I'm surprised even with their fast food, there's just so much more flavour. I am sure it's not good for you in many other ways … but the flavour comes through across the board”

Sometimes Dog Man looks so sweet and adorable and it makes me want to kiss his head, but then he bites me in the face

i count starting with my thumb and have since i saw that scene. the germans aren't getting my ass

Remember this when the Teamsters try to feign solidarity when it suits them…

This is an entire administration of Simpsons supporting characters.

On one serious note: fuck Trump and all the regressive slack-jawed racist pieces of shit out there. Multiculturalism is where it's at, and getting crowds of very different people together like this to have a good time is the best.

It’s not our biggest challenge, of course, but I do legitimately think it’s becoming a problem that so many on the nominal “left” think sincerity and joy and optimism are things to be mocked and avoided

snark-poisoned terminally online leftists when you gently encourage people to vote on Election Day and look like you may be having a little fun with your friends in the process

your plan to stop the meteor by taking control of the government and using its vast resources pales compared to my plan, never logging off.

Posting a video mocking the NYC Gay Men’s Chorus for earnestly encouraging people to vote during what ended up being a CRUCIAL election for the left in 2025 - and doing it during Pride, no less - is a choice Not one I’d make, but it’s a choice

the cops seeing him jump over a 3.5 foot barrier

San Diego: If you’re free tonight, as part of the weeklong Juneteenth celebration, there is an R&B party at the Rail in Hillcrest I’m not going because I’m old but this looks like it’s gonna slap

when I am god king of America, all beaches will be public and anyone who complains shall be marched into the sea

For years I saw people on the internet say “Marilyn Monroe was a size 10!” I’d feel so svelte and good about myself and then last weekend I saw a bunch of her real outfits in person, and, folks, they *may* fight around just one (1) of my thighs

oh werd? ok, @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov the state of California DOJ should investigate these players

At the campaign launch for Kenneth Zuniga! Do you or anyone you know live in the city of Vista? If so, help us spread the word: vote for Kenneth Zuniga for Mayor this November. Endorsed by the @sandiegoprogressives.org www.zunigaforvista.com

If you park in front of a pump at a busy gas station and leave to go inside forever while there is a line and you’re not fueling, you’re an asshole and will end up in hell I’m not exaggerating when I say this is 40% of the reason I really want an EV

PLACING A BET SHOULD INVOLVE A DUDE THAT WILL WORK YOU OVER IN AN ALLEY IF YOU FUCK AROUND TOO MUCH AND IM NOT KIDDING.

Californians, get free access to state historic parks for the rest of the year!

holy shit????? ICE is getting rid of seven of the 11 would-be concentration camp warehouses they purchased and sec. mullin indicates new mass detention centers are not priority. huge!

Get this wonderful man off that horrible team ASAP

There’s a particular strain of Bluesky brainworm which causes people to insist Obama was a terrible president, but the majority of Americans do not feel that way it’s absolutely ok to be nostalgic for the guy

Mamdani remembering some guys

wow that’s crazy the car became sentient and just hit him all by itself?

California 🥹

I’m not excusing what he did but if I looked like this at 19, I, too would turn to a life of crime

this woman is clearly a monster

the misspelling of “disappointed” is killing me whoever made this must have been nursing a malört hangover

I have so much respect for people who step up like this pastor in NC. Sheriff races are so often a choice between two evils, or, in too many cases, no choice at all because no one else runs

High five to Katie millers makeup artist. I see you.

that’s my future president

When Trump campaigns for Ossoff’s opponent, he’s gonna go on so many digressions about how Ossoff is “from central casting” because Trump cannot resist a hot Democratic man.

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

Ok I’m watching Widow’s Bay and the grizzled old sailor man is…Milton Waddams??

Obviously the least odious thing about this man, but his facial hair makes me want to puke (the headline is also so misleading, he did WAY worse than this)

but enough about Graham Platner

I'm not sure I understand the final goal being played at, but Macron is very clearly trying to ballroommog our president.