that he sounds extremely ill and may die is somewhat overshadowed by other, funnier speculation about why he sounds like that

I’m a Zohran Mamdani-Jennifer Welch-Andy Beshear Democrat, and tbh I think there are way more of us than the supposed centrist Schumer types

I harbor plenty of disdain for James Comey, but I still hope Halligan gets disbarred over this

love that the end solution for prison abolitionist nonsense is always some insane take like this according to abolitionists, the solution to the man who attacked my 8 year old child and several other innocent strangers is me hunting him down and shooting him so he can’t hurt anyone again

re: Olivia Nuzzi

Btw ICE agents shouldn’t be allowed to eat tacos anywhere. They shouldn’t be allowed to eat any cuisine beyond slices of American cheese, Jiffy peanut butter, & Wonder Bread. They can live the America First dream if they want it so bad.

I slept from 9pm to 8am yesterday and @ywfyf.com just let me and didn’t make a sound, if anyone’s wondering why I love him so much 🥹

“May I meet you?” is something that an unsub on Criminal Minds asks before they stuff a woman in a barrel of acid

Season 2 of English Teacher is just as good as the first, in case anyone was wondering

California supremacy being yielded for good:

Apparently I’m terrible at using a fabric marker, but that’s ok because this shirt sucked to begin with

Aside from alerting people to the presence of ICE nearby, the cool thing about deafening whistles is they make it very hard for these creeps to hear their radios and their phones, as you can see towards the end of this video

We hit up the Old German Deli in Big Bear, but I was too chicken to try the “blood and tongue” loaf

As someone who splits even custody of a child, I would kill to be able to claim a dependent at half the rate I currently switch off claiming her every other year, and it means I have to wildly change my withholdings every goddamn year

San Diego! Excited for tonight‘s LIFE AFTER CARS show at the Adams Avenue Theater.

White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail

I do not think I’m some kind of paragon of self-control or moral superiority when I say: teenagers are not attractive to me in any way, speaking as a grown ass adult. And you are weird if you can’t say the same. Deeply messed up, and should get help

"I am Spartacus" except everyone is admitting to felony sexual assault of a minor

Literally NONE of his rich clients have ever been held accountable What kind of shit for brains hears this and takes it at face value

if a device ever says "you are goated with the sauce" to me that's butlerian jihad no question

Food I made for Wes today

Took Wes to Big Bear for a mountain getaway and it was giving Twin Peaks

Early Caturday #FlannelForearmFriday

The next Port of San Diego Board meeting is 12/9 I’ll post a reminder, but please show up and comment on this bullshit if you can. It’s not just one bad officer on this department, it’s a whole bunch of them!

Sheel said these motherfuckers were gonna sell the team or relocate, and she was right

My city councilmember lives in my building and I rode the elevator with him last night and got to thank him for voting for the ordinance to protect us from ICE and that was cool It’s like how I’m determined to memorize the faces of Trump’s goons so I can yell at them in public, only in reverse

I go to Starbucks 3x a week and they just started selling Gingerbread Lattes again If I can stay away, you can stay away!

Every time I see this freak in his too-small suits talking about beards or women, or hungoverly trying to flip a tire or do a pull up I think of that episode of The Office where Michael feels inadequate to the warehouse guys, so he proceeds to stand on the roof to show how dangerous his job is

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I *want* social media platforms to suspend people for threatening to kill others, even if it’s in jest

ok the tin foil hats got me I’m becoming convinced Epstein didn’t kill himself

TIL Stephen Colbert has an “emotional connection” to the song Holland, 1945

for some reason, i don’t believe them

I have my qualms with Gavin but I’m so glad he’s doing this. Let the world’s 5th largest economy (I heard we slipped) convene with other world leaders to show the entirety of the US has not abandoned our commitment to climate action, and that Trump doesn’t speak for us

It’s hard to find people as singularly committed to Christmas As An Immersive Experience as I, but I’m glad you’re out there 🫡

Just a fundamentally decent, normal person, and I miss that so much right now The Trump White House is full of cretins and ghouls who are constitutionally incapable of sincerity or humility

sitting next to 3 Zoomers at an In n Out and they’re all staring down at their individual phones, swiping through short form videos on speaker and alternating between weird chortles and “that’s fire” commentary

I haven’t seen people engaging leftist and progressive elected officials. Which is an issue if we want to elect people who believe in democracy and left leaning policies. Reactionary politics on the left is how we ended up with Fetterman.

Call me crazy but maybe she could try going to law school first

As they say, don’t get mad, get even

If you are still fired up, there’s a slim chance Democrats can take this congressional seat in Nashville come December 2nd:

if you can afford a giant speaker on wheels, one would assume you can afford headphones - and you should use them, you assholes

lol this dork that was at the No Kings protest last month with his Trump flag and stupid elliptical bike came back out today for the Veterans Day parade still masked for some reason, even though he’d ditched the MAGA gear?

Math: how does it work?

“experience” From the article: “Stammen, who retired in 2023 after suffering a shoulder injury in spring training, has never coached or managed.”

Uh, what? He has no experience. He’s never managed a professional ball club. Also, apparently he’s a weird freak: “Through “a lot of conversations” and a couple 24-hour fasts while they prayerfully considered a momentous change in lifestyle, the Stammens came to see how the job could work for them”

CBP’s supply lines broken on the Indiana tundra as Chicagoans eat hot dogs wearing shorts

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

Nothing like a proposal for a modest amount of lower-income housing nearby to find out who your neighbors are.