White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail

I do not think I’m some kind of paragon of self-control or moral superiority when I say: teenagers are not attractive to me in any way, speaking as a grown ass adult. And you are weird if you can’t say the same. Deeply messed up, and should get help

"I am Spartacus" except everyone is admitting to felony sexual assault of a minor

Literally NONE of his rich clients have ever been held accountable What kind of shit for brains hears this and takes it at face value

if a device ever says "you are goated with the sauce" to me that's butlerian jihad no question

Food I made for Wes today

Took Wes to Big Bear for a mountain getaway and it was giving Twin Peaks

Early Caturday #FlannelForearmFriday

The next Port of San Diego Board meeting is 12/9 I’ll post a reminder, but please show up and comment on this bullshit if you can. It’s not just one bad officer on this department, it’s a whole bunch of them!

Sheel said these motherfuckers were gonna sell the team or relocate, and she was right

My city councilmember lives in my building and I rode the elevator with him last night and got to thank him for voting for the ordinance to protect us from ICE and that was cool It’s like how I’m determined to memorize the faces of Trump’s goons so I can yell at them in public, only in reverse

I go to Starbucks 3x a week and they just started selling Gingerbread Lattes again If I can stay away, you can stay away!

Every time I see this freak in his too-small suits talking about beards or women, or hungoverly trying to flip a tire or do a pull up I think of that episode of The Office where Michael feels inadequate to the warehouse guys, so he proceeds to stand on the roof to show how dangerous his job is

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I *want* social media platforms to suspend people for threatening to kill others, even if it’s in jest

ok the tin foil hats got me I’m becoming convinced Epstein didn’t kill himself

TIL Stephen Colbert has an “emotional connection” to the song Holland, 1945

for some reason, i don’t believe them

I have my qualms with Gavin but I’m so glad he’s doing this. Let the world’s 5th largest economy (I heard we slipped) convene with other world leaders to show the entirety of the US has not abandoned our commitment to climate action, and that Trump doesn’t speak for us

It’s hard to find people as singularly committed to Christmas As An Immersive Experience as I, but I’m glad you’re out there 🫡

Just a fundamentally decent, normal person, and I miss that so much right now The Trump White House is full of cretins and ghouls who are constitutionally incapable of sincerity or humility

sitting next to 3 Zoomers at an In n Out and they’re all staring down at their individual phones, swiping through short form videos on speaker and alternating between weird chortles and “that’s fire” commentary

I haven’t seen people engaging leftist and progressive elected officials. Which is an issue if we want to elect people who believe in democracy and left leaning policies. Reactionary politics on the left is how we ended up with Fetterman.

Call me crazy but maybe she could try going to law school first

As they say, don’t get mad, get even

If you are still fired up, there’s a slim chance Democrats can take this congressional seat in Nashville come December 2nd:

if you can afford a giant speaker on wheels, one would assume you can afford headphones - and you should use them, you assholes

lol this dork that was at the No Kings protest last month with his Trump flag and stupid elliptical bike came back out today for the Veterans Day parade still masked for some reason, even though he’d ditched the MAGA gear?

Math: how does it work?

“experience” From the article: “Stammen, who retired in 2023 after suffering a shoulder injury in spring training, has never coached or managed.”

Uh, what? He has no experience. He’s never managed a professional ball club. Also, apparently he’s a weird freak: “Through “a lot of conversations” and a couple 24-hour fasts while they prayerfully considered a momentous change in lifestyle, the Stammens came to see how the job could work for them”

CBP’s supply lines broken on the Indiana tundra as Chicagoans eat hot dogs wearing shorts

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

Nothing like a proposal for a modest amount of lower-income housing nearby to find out who your neighbors are.

I laughed out loud to myself yesterday thinking that "some unseasonably early snow" was going to demoralize ICE like it was Stalingrad and it turns out I might have been right

I started making risotto at 10:45 pm real sicko behavior

Honestly things are hard right now, I get that, but I’m sick to death of the defeatism “Why should *I* do any work when congressional Democrats will continue to suck?” We just saw a democratic socialist win a hotly contested race because people showed up locally!

just spent 5 solid minutes staring at a comatose man on the trolley to make sure his chest was moving and he wasn’t dead only for him to spring up and get out at this stop

Maybe if George Clooney writes an op-ed about Chuck Schumer.

god hates you Kim Davis. I talked to him and he said you look like shit and are annoying as fuck and are going to hell

trypophobia, activate!

My kid couldn’t sleep last night (or the past 3 nights) and I totally snapped at her and was awful instead of being the patient and caring mom I need to be …and now she’s at her dad’s and all I can do is wallow in my regret Parenting is so hard, man, why do we sign up for this

Now this is an angry reaction to this debacle that I can get behind

I believe I’m supposed to be mad that a handful of Senators caved on the filibuster I’m certainly disappointed, but if the reporting on who was involved is correct, it’s an independent, Fetterman, and a handful of centrists I had written off anyway Those people were never on my side to begin with!

No one can keep a straight face next to this man and it’s glorious

I am once again saying that we saw what wall to wall, panic coverage of a crisis looked like after the Biden debate and there’s no reason Trump isn’t getting that kind of coverage except for class solidarity.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

“The 10 minutes I can sit there and soak up their [ICE agents’] time is 10 minutes that they’re not snatching my neighbor,” he said. “I’m not obstructing justice. I’m alerting the community to organize a spot protest.”