real gs move in silence like gnostics

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Listen up liberal my spinal cord is rated level 4

4,840 people on instagram liked this post & it is still up. bluesky’s trust & safety policies are reactionary, unprofessional, & ineffective. rot in piss charlie kirk

Fun fact: Doctor Oz, Administrator for the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, close friend of Trump and RFK Jr., and self-admitted fraudulent supplement huckster, sells multiple forms of leucovorin through his supplement company, iHerb, which he didn’t divest when taking his federal gov role.

I'm not smart enough for all these people dumber than me to be in power

This is the same picture to me

5.11 guys about to get in their feelings

ITS RESURRECTIN TIME

Real leadership is waiting to see if anybody else is gonna stand up and do the right thing

Uncured ham Tom Homan and his emotional support burlap sack with a “$” on it could not be reached for comment.

Everybody got that one blasphemous homie

i finally called tom homan a bitch in the newsletter

RFK Jr. declares hydrogen peroxide “twice as good for you because you get twice as much oxygen”, orders it added to municipal water supplies

diarrhea dunk tank on hand at all times theory is undefeated so far

They straight up dipped his head in a diarrhea tank

I love taking health advice from weirdly swollen red old men with rotting fingernails who really loved the taste of lead paint, so this has been a big day for me

I am Pro Se in a lawsuit against three unemployed nazis with $1800/hr white-shoe attorneys that are funded by a billionaire. The only well-funded terroristic infrastructure I've ever encountered is explicitly right wing. Maybe that's the point of this charade.

One of my coworkers is from up north originally and got introduced to the phrases “doesn’t know whether to shit or go blind” and “doesn’t know shit from shinola” today. Told her she’s gotta watch The Jerk.

An 11-year-old Michigan boy was expelled from school for a year after he took a gun away from a classmate, disarmed and disassembled it, according to his mother He’s now enrolled in a non-accredited online program as he tries to keep up

For those just joining us, your friendly internet Sluggo has spent the last 6 years running a vape/CBD shop in Texas being absolutely nuked by tariffs, supply chain issues, and radical statewide bans as of Sep 1. It’s time to get out and I’m hurrying fast as I can. Help directly here and share pls

Hey, who's the barber here? (Is it the festival of the vernal equinox?) youtu.be/edIi6hYpUoQ?...

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"Is that your daughter? Come here so I can see those IDs," an agent can be heard saying in the video. "Hey, I can give it through the door," a man is heard saying in response. "You can do it right here," the agent says, pointing to the ground in front of himself. on.nbcboston.com/3phHyWE

Keep canceling, it'll be really funny

Can’t decide which was worse those or sunlight… sunlight… for your blood…

The McRib is back for a limited time

They’ve tried moving right, giving up queers, waffling harder on abortion, and they’re all out of ideas

Do more Dem Juche posting, it’ll fix this

Most relatable thing about him

Sneaking into the rapture to fight god

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

My neighbor's dad had a two door Lincoln Continental that was shiny burgundy. I miss the days when cars weren't afraid to look like wild west whorehouses.

*whispers sensually* it's made with real baby teeth.

Full Metal Autism

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

Your favorite autistic baddie could probably use a small token of affection right now. It's called pebbling; get with it. willburrows.art/shop

The explore.org cameras are great! I’ve seen eagles being born and been able to meditate to some of my favorite views of nature.

I will make this clear. Autism is a neurotype, a simple phenotype of humanity. We have always been, and always will be, here. This dementia-raving, eugenic, Nazi bastard is talking about 21st century gas chambers. Try to eliminate me or my children, and I am not going quietly or alone.

lol one of my coworkers recently turned me on to this. We have a couple TVs that used to run info or commercials and now we just run cool stuff to look at. I do one drone footage of someplace pretty and one some game playthrough and instead of drone footage she started doing this.

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Yeah lemme get 2 pure girls and 3 treasures thanks

the right: we can't build anything, really. liberals: that's okay, we'll do it for y ou liberals: here, it's all yours now the right: time to fuck up the left >: ) liberals: haha hell yeah the right: attacks liberals liberals: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! ;_; the right: fukc u

the right: kills someone on the right the right: blames the left the right: attacks liberals liberals: get mad at the left the left, looking up from its ds: what?