Vote Blue No Matter Who was always a lie told to keep progressives in line. Shitlibs will not vote for progressives because they hate progressives more than they hate Nazis.

“FUCK AI” is turning into a movement. After his Frankenstein Q&A at the Chinese Theater, Guillermo del Toro asked the audience to scream “FUCK AI.”

can't believe outlets are running moral-panic headlines again based on flimsy anecdata from the *same* trade group (the national retailer federation) and sponsored by the *same* anti-theft company (sensormatic) that had to retract this *same* "study" just two years ago for being bogus.

Once a baseball game gets to the 13th inning it's like Balatro runs that go off the rails. No one knows what anything means anymore. The score has an e in it

“Gender Icon “Weird” Al Yankovic” is not something that ever occurred to me before but is obvious once you do think of it.

The results are in: the following entries have all miraculously tied for first place in the contest for Best Halloween Costume of 2025!

It’s his day.

While many of you are likely yelling "GO BLUE JAYS" or "GO DODGERS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

Good night !

what’s the etsy page for the witches

it’s still wagon wednesday so ima repost this amazing pic of my juicy ass and ur gonna send me your fucking money 💋 🗡️ 💸 links are in my bio

Says a lot about the patience and grace of your average American that it wasn’t firebombed.

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

My favorite way to watch sports is thru posts

In extra innings they should bring back batters specifically that have homered off these pitchers before.

We call this period of my life “my 20s” even though a lot of it was in my 30s shut up who are you the powder police? Or the regular police?

I blame drake

Oh man once I have an LLC I can give my cats jobs. And I’ll talk to my accountant about giving them salaries, for tax purposes.

Quality control cat. 📸 tuuuckerr

You know those cops are like “that song was before rage against the machine went woke.”

Yeah. Think my real dream vehicle is a 70s or 80s van with a theme. Maybe a camper. Get me a wizard airbrushed on the side, some real Judas Priest lyric shit. Yeah. Fuck yeah.

There’s a Judge Dredd plot line where cosmetic surgery has become so common and available that the rich are pissed that being beautiful doesn’t make them special anymore so they keep getting progressively more fucked up ones on purpose just to show people they can because they’re rich and don’t care

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts

Kash fired the guy he thinks outed him for taking another private jet flight to see his girlfriend sing.

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

touch the bingus cuddle the bingus love the bingus

I BROUGHT COOL WHIP ASSHOLE

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

If John Brown told knock knock jokes: Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard ye sleep, knowing thy neighbors are chained? Rise up, I say! For slumber is the ally of tyranny, and the night is far spent!

History is inherently Gnostic.

Can confirm

you said it brother

Hi, we're Silicon Valley- you probably recognize us from classic inventions like 'Chatbot That Drives You Crazy', 'The App That Gives You An Eating Disorder', 'A Bus, Except Worse', and 'Doorbell That Reports Directly to the NSA'

THIS IS THE MONTH MAKE IT NO EMBER RAIN ON ME! For the last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape & CBD shop for a small local chain here in TX. Tariffs, related import issues, and as of Sep 1 the first of many radical statewide bans have destroyed the market and will for years to come. I’m getting out, need help

WEEKEND PUSH TIME! Last weekend Wes pretty nice to me, the work week not so much. So LETS GO! TIME TO GET THOSE WALLETS OUT FOR SLUGGO! 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤 gofund.me/1f74a2b34

love stinks www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0LA...

👇👇👇👇👇🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤 Juniper is, for the record, a very real person with very real struggles who I’ve known for years across countless accounts & now at least 3 social media sites. She is disabled with long covid and other issues and has babies with needs as well. Please share or help. It’s the 1st y’all

NOVEMBER!! NOVEMBER GODS DAMMIT!!!

WAS!!!! WAS, FUCK!!! WHO THE FUCK IS WES?!?!?

my halloween party costume is Gandalf Big Naturals

Robocops branding deal got a bit out of hand

FIRST! Taking the easy one.

STOP! (In The Name of Love)

In honor of the season Don’t Fear The Reaper. Also, we need more cowbell. Always.