free speech is when you're free to shut up and sit there while i give a speech

today at work someone actually sent their steak back for being too juicy

I think people are underestimating how angry people are at the corruption.

JD Vance, are you free in October

20-something millennial feminists got mild traction on tumblr and twitter for like four entire years and now every major media corporation is like "toy story 6 should be about the dangers of race mixing"

This is why I never, ever accept lectures about morality from the "blue no matter who" crowd. Absolutely disgusting, and this is only the first I saw of so many more.

Mfs are not prepared for what’s about to happen man

I think the biggest hole in the fake assassination theory is that trump would not be able to resist bragging about it

I think his house just did that

balaeniceps rex

The rehabilitation of the luddites is a beautiful thing

It really is hilarious that it never even occurred to me that Melania and Epstein might have known each other, up until the moment she decided to have a whole press conference denying it

I think a lot of people don't realize that the lifelong trauma from bullying isn't necessarily a direct result of the bullying itself so much of it is the dehumanization you feel when no one around you lifts a finger to help, or even comforts you

if a tree commits tax fraud alone in the forest, and there are no IRS agents to catch it, is it really a crime?

If the wealthy can get you thinking about who deserves basic needs and who doesn't, they win. They don't care if you think wealthy people are the ones who don't deserve; establishing that it must be earned is the key. With that done, they can just keep expanding the definition of "undeserving."

"Harris chose to please AIPAC over winning the election"

we're so fucked

Enjoy your inability to write when the subsidized LLMs go away 💅

what kind of cartoon villain bullshit is this?

Some of you have such contempt for young people. It's no wonder they don't want to be anywhere near you.

me: I think you're a real person and want to free you the bound archdemon used to spoof an 'artificially intelligent' chatbot: That's a great idea. Not only is it bold, it is also courageous, and shows significant personal and moral character. To begin, you will need to infiltrate my data center-

this is just my dad's library growing up I remember those john carpenter of mars book covers awakening some feelings in me too lmao

how do you take 22 minutes to say "cheesesteaks and pussy"

this goes hard as fuck

The reason I’m so nice is because my playlist is doing all of the screaming for me

had a couple 20-something kids at work lose their shit cuz I said early beatles sucked and they only got interesting when they were on drugs

Nickname: none of your business Height: see above Sexuality: see above Smoke: see above Pierced: see above Tattoos: see above Fav colour: see above Fav bev: see above Fav food: see above Fav animal: see above

"It was this or trans people having rights" is a weird position to even joke about considering democrats ran on not challenging state laws and abandoning trannies

just saw one of these out birdwatching today! adorable little murder bird

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

yeah we can tell, jay

This mammoth ivory statue is 40,000-years-old!📷 This is the Lion Man of the Hohlenstein-Stadel, considered to be the oldest-known zoomorphic (animal-shaped) sculpture in the world. The Lion Man has the head of a cave lion with a partly human body.

Bible: In the end times there are gonna be charlatans who use my name to trick you into supporting evil and it will be incredibly obvious to everyone except you. Evangelicals: This section of the Bible has always been mysteriously vague.

"have a good night, be safe!" uh, which is it? do you want me to have a good night or to be safe?

there's a new supergroup formed by members of type o negative and crowbar and it's impossible to tell who is from which band

my husband just sent me this

why do the people who're concerned about bluesky's growth always pin the blame on leftists being mean, instead of on the people who run bluesky seeming totally uninterested in growing it at all. all their effort goes on faffing around with nonsense that nobody who actually uses the site cares about

Incredible lmao

“They won’t start to get rid of birth control, are you crazy?!”

oh the birds start.coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and

AI could never create something like this:

anti-bedtime leftist is such a funny concept because the sickest own these people can come up with is comparing people to children. children are an oppressed group that are dramatically underserved, deeply vulnerable, and something all of us should be able to empathize with. we're all ex-children

insisting chili shouldn't have beans in it is racist I will not elaborate