they're forcing the kids to invade Mexico, because of Polk

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

It's so fucking crazy to think that, even in the most liberal-technocratic free market hellscape that these goons imagine, the well being of the ecosystems that sustain life is not a factor in a nation's material prosperity.

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

The story isn't so much that a senile rapist is having his inhibitory impulse filters dissolve, but that the media *does not seem to have a problem with this* Think about how journalists who don't lick boots, would respond to this at that moment.

I have this handy diagram to explain why it’s ok

WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army

It is pretty funny they unrealistically want Number Go Up Forever for both hiring and reported deportations. According to our Netflix/Gamepass logic, by 2040, everyone in the US will be both ICE agents and deported.

I don't think Italians should time travel. I think when they do it they're reinforcing colonialism.

everyone at work, even the conservative guys, has been talking about trump blowing Clinton, it's great and I hope he's seething

Rape and abuse and pedophilia and all these things are bad in the abstract but we’re not allowed to say who’s doing it and we’re not allowed to say who was victimized by it. We can’t come up with ways to stop it from happening, either

my top five genres: - we were the alien invaders all along - oh no it's a dracula - battle of wits where the loser will die horribly - are we being hunted? I think we're being hunted - everything is horrible, but it's funny

Needed: - $300 Epi-pen (ASAP) - $298 electric bill - $250 meds (ASAP) - $250-$300 groceries/food Raised: $35 Any amount helps! linktr.ee/wylder

The biggest and most violent cartel in Texas is the border patrol.

Best literary analysis ever

Nuremberg was about subtraction

HEMA dagger fighting is so fucking fun holy shit

I love that my fencing partner has an all white outfit and mine is all black

considering the aggies' reputation I'm surprised they didn't already have a policy like this

if i gotta see one more lib post going after the republicans for their hypocrisy re: epstein i will go crazy. they're not being hypocritical they're finally being honest. the sexualisation and exploitation of young women and girls is absolutely accepted as normal in our culture

It’s wild that you can just openly bribe the President of the United States with chunks of gold to get whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.

yet again I am begging tech bros to STOP FUCKING MAKING TORMENT NEXES

I'm finally going fencing today for the first time since my wrist injury in the summer

I don't know how to articulate the impotent fury I feel at being given, and benefitting from, privilege that I do not want and cannot shed, and reparations seem one of the only ways that *any portion* of it could actually be taken from me

our society downright hates children, they have no rights, they're treated as their parents' property, and they're generally looked down on as lesser beings, but they're full on human people just like the rest of us, they deserve the same respect and rights as full grown adults

tonight's post-shift slop: grilled onions, poblanos, bell peppers, nopales, and calabaza, tossed with sauteed spinach and sundried tomato, with a bed of Mexican rice at the bottom and a slot h of red jalapeno sauce on top this is the best shift slop I've made so far 🍜

I'm getting the line cooks to discuss Taoist philosophy while closing

I'm so tired of having to tell my coworkers to listen to the whole sentence, not just their opportunity to talk shit

WHY would you eat at a Mexican restaurant if you won't eat peppers or onions 🙄

u kno ai-gen isnt allowed because this is a honeypot for training data to create more believable short form videos without having the well poisoned

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

Aside from whatever is in these files about trump I think we’re going to get a crash course in just how grim men truly are across the board. From the rarified air of academia, through to the muck of politics, at every level dudes were ok with Jeff the predator as long as they were getting theirs.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

I could easily resist the One Ring's temptation, rip to Borimir but I'm built different

I could easily resist the One Ring's temptation, rip to Borimir but I'm built different

ahahahhah *gasps* ahahahhaah victoria is classy but i’m not so i’ll say it, what autistic people need is for other people to do THEIR OWN DAMN JOBS

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

he saw me in the grocery store and asked if i like black girls.

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.

This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.

today the general manager brought back a steak I grilled saying it was overseasoned and "literally inedible" sous chef and a couple other cooks all tried it and said it was perfect lmao

coworker: "you were a history major right? how do you feel about people claiming the Holocaust wasn't that bad?" me: "they're genocide deniers making potential future genocide easier and they need to be lined up against a wall"

i think i might be anti death penalty except for politicians

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

this is the only good one the rest are just annoying

"The next enclosure features the Western Lowlife Gorilla." "You mean Western Lowland Gorilla?" "No."