I went to Costco stoned and I think I had an NDE

Hanging out in the exgay subreddits and tempting them like that snake tempted that guy’s rib to eat that fruit

I know Achilles’ heel tasted magical

Home Alone is stacked with smokeshows

The Pokémon PETA ads and game were amazing 😩

Things are really heating up in the laundry fandom

I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism

It's your birthday, Duane.

"After Titanic" is still collecting late pledges until January 1! If you can help, please back this project that I'll be starting in the New Year!

I heard cats are the dirtiest animal

THEY HIT THEIR GOAL BUT LETS GET PROFESSOR DOCTOR CAELAN MORE MONAYYYYYY $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Omg someone donate $25 please and change my life

youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w?... i finally got around to watching @caelan.bsky.social's video on conversion therapy and I just wanna thank them for making me cry bc I haven't been able to lately. They're right: we will win. As a Black communist faggot immigrant, we will win.

People will confidently proclaim any art they personally don’t like is AI with no consideration to how that affects artists and I think that sucks. If you don’t know, ask (in a way that doesn’t make you look like you shit on artists.)

Something bald something blue

I’m entering my blue era.

couldn't have happened to a weirder lesbian 🥰

Not to sound paranoid but it seems like the days are literally getting shorter

i have information that will lead to the arrest of Jewel

Christmas, or as rich people call it, “spooky season”

This is just fucking ridiculous!!

Update: YouTube straight up removed another video about loot boxes. They’re just hitting anything that mentions gambling regardless of context. What a ridiculous platform.

I ask penis scientists the age-old question: Are Homophobes all Gay?! youtu.be/Vr_g_64oS9Q

Everyone dies in threes if you stop counting at three each time.

You’re my number one (piss)

Santa is the juiciest cryptid

Sarah and Neilly's most recent video is so wonderful and please support the Ko-Fi they set up that I'm gonna link below...

This reminds me to look for a Scrooge nightcap

The Gape God collection

This is a very good dissection of the “homophobes are secretly gay” trope that some “allies” are a little too excited to throw around

Oh so *this* is what I've been doing wrong

I ask penis scientists the age-old question: Are Homophobes all Gay?! youtu.be/Vr_g_64oS9Q

I love how @respectthedead.bsky.social can go from "This shipwreck set a record for maritime disaster body counts" to "ohhh but Mari-Time would be a cute drag name and she'd totally sing patter songs while tapdancing" right back to "So anyway the ship listed 80 degrees..." True talent at work NGL

thinking about the time someone on twitter told me that outing a closeted gay fascist is wrong because in a homophobic society it "opens them up to violence", but then said killing them would be okay because they were a nazi lmao

Omg I just saw there’s Aximili art on the merch site 😩 breaking my no-buy rules for December rn

I did Conversion Therapy for YouTube. youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w

I’m never going to be able to see this name in any other way am I? I literally cannot read “carol” without filling in the last name automatically

I've added a free channel on my members-only discord for the people who want to hang out, but don't want/can't afford to join! discord.gg/Ra4e8RKkRE

Occasionally, when your video gets fewer views than the agreed upon amount, the sponsors can just not pay you (unless you make another entire ad for them, basically doing two sponsorships for the price of one) Sometimes this is because of 50k views, sometimes it's because of 500 views lol.

icebergs seem kinda made up

Unethically Nonmonogamous 💕💕💕

Lying is my love language

It’s wild how she actually has less charm and talent than Anita - especially since Anita Bryant is a buried box of liquid lady rn 😩

Flat walls? Pay-walled content? All in one city? You're ruining gaming by buying and enjoying this game??? Every Pokémon Legends Z-A Controversy is stupid, and I've made a video talking about all of them! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs3f...

@kalisapphire.bsky.social leave the us and lets binge watch all of @caelan.bsky.social and hoots content

naming my daughter "repeatone" after all my favourite songs